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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

are you telling me that man in a green wig is not actually his tenant??

I'm telling you that the podcast clip with a lady who said she made her man nut 32 times a day was just a viral video to promote her onlyfans, not a real podcast clip.

Similarly, those two fuckers are promoting their stupid investment advice tiktok account, even though they most likely are not even landlords or real estate investors, but because people keep watching their ragebait videos, they now can do ads like this
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7270907850178809134

Paladinus has issued a correction as of 14:17 on Sep 15, 2023

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I mean really what is an onlyfans other than a very specific kind of podcast

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003

Shame Boy posted:

I mean really what is an onlyfans other than a very specific kind of podcast

a pudcast

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Paladinus posted:

I'm telling you that the podcast clip with a lady who said she made her man nut 32 times a day was just a viral video to promote her onlyfans, not a real podcast clip.

Similarly, those two fuckers are promoting their stupid investment advice tiktok account, even though they most likely are not even landlords or real estate investors, but because people keep watching their ragebait videos, they now can do ads like this
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7270907850178809134

drat that's wild

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
lmao people who use TikTok for financial advice exist

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

lmao people who use TikTok for financial advice exist

where else can someone find financial advice? everything is scams

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

this is the best euphemism for sex work.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

where else can someone find financial advice? everything is scams

here's some financial advice: money is fake and crime is real

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

where else can someone find financial advice? everything is scams

Have you heard of business school. That's not just scams, it's running scams! And a scam itself!

Soap Scum
Aug 8, 2003



GotLag posted:

Do you think the league not existing would stop a landlord trying to collect money allegedly on its behalf?

Definitely true in spirit though

oh, spiritually speaking, all of them are collecting money for the league at least once a month, i would say :')

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

lmao people who use TikTok for financial advice exist

Zoomers don't answer the Nigerian prince emails, you gotta dance for their parents money now

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Harik posted:

this is the best euphemism for sex work.

I wish that's what it was, but people are so touch starved and alienated there really is a cottage industry of people just being domestic and cuddling or existing near people.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Coolness Averted posted:

I wish that's what it was, but people are so touch starved and alienated there really is a cottage industry of people just being domestic and cuddling or existing near people.

I literally just mentioned cuddle parties, that was not a joke, look them up if you need some cuddle prostitutes

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Seems like those are more cuddle hussies, though I am loathe to judge

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

where else can someone find financial advice? everything is scams
these dead gay forums give perfectly good financial advice, but we have like, two zoomers max

(sorry tokin I just assumed there was another)

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


those freestyle machines operate on the HP printer ink model

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Coolness Averted posted:

I wish that's what it was, but people are so touch starved and alienated there really is a cottage industry of people just being domestic and cuddling or existing near people.

that is sex work op

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

This kinda flagrant poo poo makes me so goddamn mad. This isn't what happens under socialism you loving mook, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS UNDER CAPITALISM BECAUSE SOCIALIST POLICIES DON'T EXIST! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING THE loving RESULT!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I don't think they can hear you

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't think they can hear you

Yep, just me shouting into the ether.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

mycomancy posted:

This kinda flagrant poo poo makes me so goddamn mad. This isn't what happens under socialism you loving mook, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS UNDER CAPITALISM BECAUSE SOCIALIST POLICIES DON'T EXIST! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING THE loving RESULT!

In the socialist China you can't even get Coke at Burger King, they only have Pepsi. Still believe in socialism?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Paladinus posted:

In the socialist China you can't even get Coke at Burger King, they only have Pepsi. Still believe in socialism?

Oh my God Ayn Rand was right! :aaaaa:

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Is a man not entitled to coke at the Pepsi cartel?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
SODA

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



mycomancy posted:

This kinda flagrant poo poo makes me so goddamn mad. This isn't what happens under socialism you loving mook, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS UNDER CAPITALISM BECAUSE SOCIALIST POLICIES DON'T EXIST! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING THE loving RESULT!
He wanted Coke Zero Consequences but the machine was out of that flavor.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Paladinus posted:

In the socialist China you can't even get Coke at Burger King, they only have Pepsi. Still believe in socialism?

holy poo poo

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Pepsi is better than coke so yes comrade I do

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

if they don't like it why don't they just simply build a better cheaper competitor and take coke's business??

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Gonna pop you for this

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

tokin opposition posted:

Pepsi is better than coke so yes comrade I do

Sugar poisoned American. You hate to see it

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




spacemang_spliff posted:

if they don't like it why don't they just simply build a better cheaper competitor and take coke's business??

What's that? Committed suicide via 10 9mms to the back of the head from 15ft away only two days after refusing a buyout by CocaCola? how tragic

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

StealthArcher posted:

What's that? Committed suicide via 10 9mms to the back of the head from 15ft away only two days after refusing a buyout by CocaCola? how tragic
this is why you never hear of adults still running a lemonade stand :hmmyes:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

ekuNNN posted:

this is why you never hear of adults still running a lemonade stand :hmmyes:

The real money is in banana stands

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



ekuNNN posted:

this is why you never hear of adults still running a lemonade stand :hmmyes:

the country time cartel doesn’t gently caress around

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
My parents got dropped by their home insurance after decades of no claims. Seems the other insurance companies won't touch them unless they get a new roof, but their roof is only 10 years old and in fine condition. I hear it's 1000$ per 10x10ft these days too.

Obviously drones or aerial shots. And now the industry can collude to force a major expense on them and it seems there's nothing they can do about it. Capture and extract. And they wonder why I don't want health insurance kids or a house.

Don't get me wrong I'm gonna help them powerwash the roof (and clear up ladders and pop-up tents and such around , which is apparently also an offense), but from my understanding that won't even matter.

BRJurgis has issued a correction as of 20:01 on Sep 16, 2023

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Biplane posted:

The real money is in banana stands

Hammocks

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



BRJurgis posted:

My parents got dropped by their home insurance after decades of no claims. Seems the other insurance companies won't touch them unless they get a new roof, but their roof is only 10 years old and in fine condition. I hear it's 1000$ per 10x10ft these days too.

Obviously drones or aerial shots. And now the industry can collude to force a major expense on them and it seems there's nothing they can do about it. Capture and extract. And they wonder why I don't want health insurance kids or a house.

Don't get me wrong I'm gonna help them powerwash the roof (and clear up ladders and pop-up tents and such around , which is apparently also an offense), but from my understanding that won't even matter.
If the insurance company sets what is acceptable or not then it won't be acceptable to them (because then they can extract more rent)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Insurance might be the most loathsome industry in the country and that is saying a lot

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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




which are the underwriters are doing this drone poo poo for loss prevention?

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