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how long does trump go to jail for?
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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

oh, Sweetwater

I have a friend who had the prescience to give them a Google Voice phone number that she never has turned on and I wish I had done that

Direct marketing is the most effective marketing. It's also why it's dangerous to give your email to charities you donate to.

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

if you're ever in DC and need good selfie lighting I recommend the ladies room at Ben's Chili Bowl (original U Street location)




My goodness, cute!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


lol, definitely not his best save

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/cafreiman/status/1703074915417460970

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

titty_baby_ posted:

I have 46 cousins and 16 aunts and uncles. My dad is older then his youngest uncle and my oldest brother is older then our youngest aunt

That's across both sets of grandparents right?
Like one grandma didn't pop out 16 kids,


(my grandmothers had 10 on one side, and 3 on the other.)

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

wet_goods posted:

trump tweets are going to be read like Nostradamus passages in a hundred years time

Maybe by a few of the Americans who can read by then, okay.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

That's across both sets of grandparents right?
Like one grandma didn't pop out 16 kids,


(my grandmothers had 10 on one side, and 3 on the other.)

Yeah 10 on one and 6 on the other

Both are also related if you go far enough back

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I grew buena mulata cayenne peppers on the coast where its 60 degrees and cloudy all the time. They said it couldn't be done outdoors. They said it wouldn't ripen. Well bitch I picked my first pepper today and ate it and its pretty hot and tasty. I planted them in June and my bush is tiny but it worked. Next year I'll go earlier and hopefully get a bountiful harvest. I'm hyped

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

titty_baby_ posted:

Yeah 10 on one and 6 on the other

Both are also related if you go far enough back

I mean, that's the case for all humans.

...So do you got webbed toes?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol, definitely not his best save

The more Biden's and Trump's brains turn to mush, the more I want to watch the debates.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

free lpzie

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

petit choux posted:

Maybe by a few of the Americans who can read by then, okay.

they gonna be read by ai

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

neutral milf hotel posted:

what in the world

1ms latency? :stare:

It's google fiber

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

hugging cops

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Lpzie posted:

man i said what i said, bitch u sked bitch u sked
i dont read the thread without a glock to my head
i dont quotes no names cause them boys might be the feds
im 'bout my family, God, Trump, and my bread
Constructus is all up in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

That's across both sets of grandparents right?
Like one grandma didn't pop out 16 kids,


(my grandmothers had 10 on one side, and 3 on the other.)

My mom has 13 siblings, she was the last one who stayed home. The 3 sisters born after her were adopted. I have 32 first cousins from that side alone.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/sydpG5x.gifv

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Lpzie posted:

man i said what i said, bitch u sked bitch u sked
i dont read the thread without a glock to my head
i dont quotes no names cause them boys might be the feds
im 'bout my family, God, Trump, and my bread

Gangster Columbo.



Let him cook in jail a littler longer, for the street cred.
So the album sells a little better.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Didn't get to use this one because I didn't say anything funny today

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Gangster Columbo.

Let him cook in jail a littler longer, for the street cred.
So the album sells a little better.

I'm gonna shoot lipzie in the rear end

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

wet_goods posted:

they gonna be read by ai

Well that may be the best outcome. A few small populations of Eloi eating, fighting and romancing in preserves. Let the machines do the thinking, that's delegation. ART OF THE DEAL.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

AxGrap posted:

I'm gonna shoot lipzie in the rear end

the 2Grap and and Notorious L.P.Z. Beef

ya guys should come to down Los Angeles for a little while. for fun

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I have decided to get extra high and listen to this music and try to not get mad at myself if I don't talk to anyone

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Spaced God posted:

I have decided to get extra high and listen to this music and try to not get mad at myself if I don't talk to anyone

That is cool. You came there to enjoy yourself, so do whatever that means to you. Enjoy the music and the ambience. Chill.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Spaced God posted:

I have decided to get extra high and listen to this music and try to not get mad at myself if I don't talk to anyone

People rule but social poo poo is intimidating. Do you, have a great night!

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

An Apple A Gay posted:

Now we're gonna make our way to the pool/outside for the cigarette smokers meeting at 7

:choco::fag:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

The closest co / clec is about a mile and a half from here so I guess I know where my nearest ookla server is.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Well today it finally happened. One of the birds kept landing on my head during dinner and he pooped on my plate and I thought it was a little piece of food and put it in my mouth without thinking (pretty baked) and then immediately realized what it was and spit it out and rinsed my mouth a bunch

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Spaced God posted:

I have decided to get extra high and listen to this music and try to not get mad at myself if I don't talk to anyone

I've had these "too stoned to socialize" experiences more than a few times and I usually break the ice just by admitting it to someone and then they're like "cool wanna share"

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

titty_baby_ posted:

Well today it finally happened. One of the birds kept landing on my head during dinner and he pooped on my plate and I thought it was a little piece of food and put it in my mouth without thinking (pretty baked) and then immediately realized what it was and spit it out and rinsed my mouth a bunch

:parrot:
💩
🍽️

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Yeah birds are a terrible pet, you deserved this.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
they should allowing smoking on international flights again. 17 hour flight where i get free alcohol and you don’t want me vaping gently caress that

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

titty_baby_ posted:

Well today it finally happened. One of the birds kept landing on my head during dinner and he pooped on my plate and I thought it was a little piece of food and put it in my mouth without thinking (pretty baked) and then immediately realized what it was and spit it out and rinsed my mouth a bunch

loving hell

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Asproigerosis posted:

Yeah birds are a terrible pet, you deserved this.

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Asproigerosis posted:

Yeah birds are a terrible pet, you deserved this.

i definitely agree with the first part

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