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I hope aliens are real and that they also do have genitals and anuses.
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Stealthgerbil posted:I hope aliens are real and that they also do have genitals and anuses. you get 2 out of 3 there
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:42 |
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what if it's just the last 2
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:44 |
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:that's not what I've read, from the LA Times on the bin Laden raid: https://www.latimes.com/world/la-xpm-2011-may-07-la-fi-stealth-chopper-20110507-story.html ya know what gently caress it. Bin Laden was killed by superheros who piloted an invisible helicopter that came from alpha centauri.
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:44 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:ya know what gently caress it. Bin Laden was killed by superheros who piloted an invisible helicopter that came from alpha centauri. they seem pretty earthbound to me! Jeff Eldredge, a UCLA aerospace engineering professor and acoustics expert, said helicopter noise is extremely complex and requires many approaches to controlling it. “The idea of a stealth helicopter is something of a misnomer,” he said. “It is very unlikely this is a helicopter you wouldn’t hear coming.” But any reduction in noise could provide some tactical benefit. The idea of quiet choppers is not a new one. During the Vietnam War, the U.S. Army and CIA developed what could be considered a stealth helicopter for the first time. Dubbed “the Quiet One,” it was developed by now-defunct Hughes Aircraft Co. in Playa Vista. In the 1980s, the Pentagon worked on developing a classified stealth helicopter along with the F-117 Nighthawk stealth aircraft and the B-2 stealth bomber, said John Pike, director of GlobalSecurity.org, a website for military policy research. The Army also tried to develop a stealth chopper, dubbed Comanche. But the helicopter program was canceled in 2004 after it incurred huge cost overruns. No one knows for sure who worked on the modifications on the special forces’ Black Hawks or how many of them exist, but at least one may have been destroyed.
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:45 |
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Part of the whole raison d'etre for the modern UFO conspiracy matrix is the AFOSI telling porkies to paranoid Ufologists to cover up for stealth/drone/laser pulse technology. Air Force contractor Paul Bennewitz was recording top secret tech over Kirtland AF Base and they set Richard Doty on him to misdirect him to the nonexistent UNDERGROUND ALIEN BASE in Dulce, NM so he wouldn't twig the Soviets to all the poo poo they were working on
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:47 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:they are stealth because they are hard to see on radar, not because they are quiet and invisible maybealabia posted:No, trump said they are invisible and he's the smartest person ever so it must be true News at the time said they had noise reduction equipment and didn’t sound like they were coming right at you. https://web.archive.org/web/2011050...ory?id=13530693
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:47 |
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:they seem pretty earthbound to me! what the gently caress do you want from me. I said you were wrong, you corrected me, I said you were right, you corrected me. Is this what it's like to argue with me? I would say I'm sorry, but Eh
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress do you want from me. I said you were wrong, you corrected me, I said you were right, you corrected me. dude we are just posting!
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if I'm actually posting @ ronnie, I apologize
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:52 |
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Brain Curry posted:News at the time said they had noise reduction equipment and didn’t sound like they were coming right at you. https://web.archive.org/web/2011050...ory?id=13530693 So Uncle Jimbo wasn't allowed to shoot them?
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:52 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:So Uncle Jimbo wasn't allowed to shoot them? Actually Uncle Jimbo WAS allowed to shoot them, per this link: (kidding, kidding)
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:if I'm actually posting @ ronnie, I apologize I ain't the real ronnie, sadly
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:53 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I ain't the real ronnie, sadly thank goodness for small blessings
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:54 |
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:Actually Uncle Jimbo WAS allowed to shoot them, per this link: (kidding, kidding) gotcha covered friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaazFYTrQ_A
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 05:55 |
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They're only aliens if they're from another galaxy, otherwise they're sparkling visitors.
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 06:57 |
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What aliens see inside your rectum
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 07:27 |
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temple posted:What aliens see inside your rectum finally someone making sense in this thread
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 07:44 |
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What a ride! And we got all that from a video of a balloon.
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 07:47 |
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GABA ghoul posted:I'm gray
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 08:11 |
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Hippies and alien believers are always so angry
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 08:46 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:p sure some drugs still work if they're chirally flipped, but have different effects, so it's not as simple as a coin flip imo Thalidomide is the most effective treatment for morning sickness ever develiped. Gets totally rid of all symptoms with no side effects. Its enantiomer, however, causes flipper babies.
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 09:39 |
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500excf type r posted:UFOs are real, aliens are real, we have bodies, we have materials, etc And as we all know, anecdotes are even better then evidence! Mumpy Puffinz posted:most likely because it experimental military aircraft. If it does well, then they want to keep it secret, if it fails, well, they definitely want to keep it secret If the spooks only get involved in the cases where it's a classified plane, that immediately tells everyone, "Hey, it's a classified plane" in huge letters of fire. The only way they can operate is to rub themselves on everything. Even the chorizo aliens Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Sep 17, 2023 |
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500excf type r posted:You underestimate the collective understanding of the celestial bodies observed by humanity for the last 60,000 years or so The celestial spheres and epicycle type understanding or the dung beetle pushing the sun across the sky type understanding? Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Sep 17, 2023 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:there have been 3 to 5 different space travelling species, who have just what? come to see whats good here? Check out the beaches? Maybe get a cheesesteak? SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 10:04 |
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the sun is drawn across the sky by apollo in his chariot, everyone knows this
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 10:06 |
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one of the best moves from the ufosters and the crackpots they beleive is that you'll see them drop like a huge list of professional credentials about how Gonzo Bingbong is a a career specialist in military intelligence and chief special advisor to the president for the last 37 years. then you see them talk and they're the most obviously uncredible wacko stereotype you can imagine talking about how they know a guy who knows a guy who got sucked off by ET while the pope watched. Its like when someone posts a grainy video of what's clearly an inflatable alien beachtoy poking out from behind a door and they go "37 US marine recon pilots from the department of credibility reported seeing this, do you really think they didn't rule out a novelty lilo?"
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 10:07 |
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Incidentally, this is the current Gonzo Bingbong. Every day he subtly increases the size of his collar until someone remarks on it.
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Communist Thoughts posted:one of the best moves from the ufosters and the crackpots they beleive is that you'll see them drop like a huge list of professional credentials about how Gonzo Bingbong is a a career specialist in military intelligence and chief special advisor to the president for the last 37 years.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:ya know what gently caress it. Bin Laden was killed by superheros who piloted an invisible helicopter that came from alpha centauri. Do you want scientology? Because this is how you get scientology
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Stealthgerbil posted:I hope aliens are real and that they also do have genitals and anuses. Unless they are energy beings, they have to have some way of processing nutrients, and dealing with waste. So I think it's a Strong Yes.
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 14:30 |
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One of the major LARPS that r/UFO fell for hook line and sinker said that the "aliens" were manufactured beings generated by the underwater command center from a mix of terrestrial DNA and some novel insertions. They had a blind-ending gut, probably only ate some kind of premade nutrient slurry, and excreted anything toxic like urea through modified sweat glands. No anus or reproductive equipment at all.
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 14:35 |
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Some helicopters painted black ergo chupacabras are real checkmate, cynics!
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 15:46 |
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Bug Squash posted:One of the major LARPS that r/UFO fell for hook line and sinker said that the "aliens" were manufactured beings generated by the underwater command center from a mix of terrestrial DNA and some novel insertions. They had a blind-ending gut, probably only ate some kind of premade nutrient slurry, and excreted anything toxic like urea through modified sweat glands. I'll check this out with the boys back in the lab.
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Bug Squash posted:One of the major LARPS that r/UFO fell for hook line and sinker said that the "aliens" were manufactured beings generated by the underwater command center from a mix of terrestrial DNA and some novel insertions. They had a blind-ending gut, probably only ate some kind of premade nutrient slurry, and excreted anything toxic like urea through modified sweat glands. Wow, that's hosed up. Is a life without an anus even worth living?
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Communist Thoughts posted:one of the best moves from the ufosters and the crackpots they beleive is that you'll see them drop like a huge list of professional credentials about how Gonzo Bingbong is a a career specialist in military intelligence and chief special advisor to the president for the last 37 years. But I was told Bingbong bleeds red, white and blue???!
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# ? Sep 17, 2023 16:17 |
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A most trust worthy looking fellow...
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Bug Squash posted:One of the major LARPS that r/UFO fell for hook line and sinker said that the "aliens" were manufactured beings generated by the underwater command center from a mix of terrestrial DNA and some novel insertions. They had a blind-ending gut, probably only ate some kind of premade nutrient slurry, and excreted anything toxic like urea through modified sweat glands. In the future, all human beings will be genetically engineered to poo poo and piss through their pores.
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lol man both threads are really insufferable tbqh anyway SniperWoreConverse posted:sending a mission to an alien biome is also insanely risky to the aliens. What if there's a single rear end germ that makes it and fucks all their poo poo up!? chirality makes for more stable dna, a racemic mixture of nucleic acids is less stable dr_rat posted:If we find life in the solar system that is non-DNA life than we'll know different types of life can evolve. If we find DNA life I would think it will just lead to the question, did it evolve independently or did it/we arrive there via pansperma. Bug Squash posted:For DNA based life, we have the advantage that the transcription code, that is which DNA letters lead to which amino acids, is in a lot of ways arbitrary. But it got "fixed" really early on to the point that all living things use the same system (with a couple of weirdo freaks that have later evolved slight changes). If anything on another planet has the same transcription code that's a near slam dunk we share a common ancestor. i think if we find a microbe on venus or mars or something, there's a better than even chance there's a connecting link in some direction with earth. finding it on an outer system moon, though, imo has a better than even chance of being independent. anyway iirc we've found all five nucleotides in asteroids now so if there's a big grey bugger out there imo it probably uses a similar coding mediaphage fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Sep 18, 2023 |
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500excf type r posted:Not really? Unless you think people of the past were retarded (literally, as in the opposite of advanced) and couldn't tell the difference between a shooting star and something else. Mumpy Puffinz posted:they were ignorant. That sounds nasty but really isn't. They didn't have the 30,000 years or so of collective education we have. The thing is, even with 30,000 years of collective education and all the scientific advantages we have over people of the past, many many many people these days are still unbelievably ignorant and dumb as bricks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8 Emergency services get calls all the time about UFOs which turn out to be satellites or planes or even the moon. We're not saying that people back then were particularly stupid, we're saying that a very large percent of the population has always been this stupid.
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