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evil_bunnY posted:dude can you please stop loving me up
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:me: mom i think i may be in trouble for getting $1300 in american money on a donation website by saying I have leukemia please dont sing skibidi toilet im lol-ing in a meeting now
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:me: mom i think i may be in trouble for getting $1300 in american money on a donation website by saying I have leukemia please dont sing skibidi toilet
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polyester concept posted:I think about this often. Not just with kids, but especially with kids because they get bigger so fast. There's always a last time you'll do something with them and in the moment you never realize it's the very last time. Holding them on your shoulders, buckling them in the car seat, all those little daily rituals that you don't think about. imo with kids it keeps getting better until about 11 ish, the golden age being between 9-11 or so (obv this all varies a lot) like you might not buckle them in but you can have better convos for example then around middle school age they start independence, they realise you're a flawed human being. they say stuff like "thats such a dad thing to do"  and by this stage youre a decade older, your hair is grey and you smell like old cheese (maybe)
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fisting by many posted:My 2 year old needs to be carried a lot. I'm trying to coax him into walking to daycare, What a blessing to live walking distance from a daycare. I hope it works out. Volmarias posted:Welcome. Welcome, to the resistance training that will bring you the dad bod. They will forever demand that you carry them to bed, and you must, for as they grow, so too does the armory built into your arms. Let your guns grow large and powerful. When your child says "dad, I'm getting sleepy" you will respond with "hello, I'm getting sleepy," before lifting them over your shoulder. Your voice will boom with the reassurance: "I, am Dad."  polyester concept posted:I simply offset the extra fitness gains from carrying children by binge eating due to stress after they're in bed
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polyester concept posted:I simply offset the extra fitness gains from carrying children by binge eating due to stress after they're in bed
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12yo son was asking about einstein so tried to explain special relativity, or at least my basic understanding of it great moments in parenting
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Sep 7, 2023 01:39
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echinopsis posted:imo with kids it keeps getting better until about 11 ish, the golden age being between 9-11 or so (obv this all varies a lot) 9-11, never forget
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Sep 7, 2023 03:03
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Votskomit posted:What a blessing to live walking distance from a daycare. I hope it works out. get this: I live walking distance from two daycares, and one kid goes to each  anyway I tried to make him walk this morning and we got most of the way there! Most of the time he walked behind me while crying and holding both hands in the air saying "Carry me carry me". I was very proud.
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there are lots of ways to deal with requests (/demands) that you don’t want to fulfill for your kids and what will work depends on your kid and the situation; it helps to talk with other parents because there are a TREMENDOUS number of potential tactics and kids and situations change as they age. Also at a values level there are different things you can be aiming for. I usually prefer aiming for something that will get the kid unstuck and involved in whatever comes after the request. If it’s something where I want to build up an expectation that they can and should do it themselves, I do part of it and ask them to do the rest (these two parts are usually simultaneous) while trying to set a positive emotional tone. My son complains about being tired when we have to walk places; my evolution of tactics: - pick him up and carry him while doing something goofy to cheer him up, then set him back down to walk on his own after 2 or 3 minutes as he got older, heavier, more verbal: - ask him if he would like to {be picked up, ride on shoulders, w/e} for {a block, 3 minutes, w/e}, get his positive agreement to it + sometimes bring up “and after you’re going to walk on your own, right?” today - try to engage him in talking about other things, offer to swing him along on my arm 2 or 3 times, then he just started talking about other stuff with me and his sister and stopped protesting about being tired
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Sep 7, 2023 14:53
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yeah, big diff between being tired and being weary. the latter can be shaken off a lot faster with a little context change
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Sep 7, 2023 15:42
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just say “tough titties”
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echinopsis posted:just say “tough titties”
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my 2 year old rode his balance bike all the way to day care (650m), I barley had to help him and he didn’t try to get hit by a car at all it was pretty cool
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Perplx posted:my 2 year old rode his balance bike all the way to day care (650m), I barley had to help him and he didn’t try to get hit by a car at all
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echinopsis posted:I went to kids school production last night and the plot was like bill n teds excellent adventure and when they picked up Michaelangelo the first thing he said was mama mia me and my son were the only ones that laughed. the rest of the audience just doesn’t get humour
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so far 2 of my 3 kids are lefties, and the 9mo seems to favour her left when grabbing stuff. I’m kind of surprised since I thought left handedness was relatively rare. I learned how to write with my right hand and was the only lefty in my classes until uni
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:so far 2 of my 3 kids are lefties, and the 9mo seems to favour her left when grabbing stuff. I’m kind of surprised since I thought left handedness was relatively rare. I learned how to write with my right hand and was the only lefty in my classes until uni It is rare across the population, but because there is a genetic component to it the odds are higher within a family with a propensity for left-handedness to have another left-handed kid. But the odds are still lowish. It's like moving from a 10% chance of being left-handed to a 30% chance.
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one of the boys gets a stuffie day at school today. They “must fit in a backpack” is the rule, however I’m not sure that an 8ft snake is what she had in mind. good job with letter, not spirit, kid
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devmd01 posted:one of the boys gets a stuffie day at school today. They “must fit in a backpack” is the rule, however I’m not sure that an 8ft snake is what she had in mind. he's doing god's work here e: I need to go back to goddamn school because I have lost the ability to use apostrophes correctly Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Sep 14, 2023 |
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devmd01 posted:good job with letter, not spirit, kid
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the midnight screaming wakeups are taking new directions in timbre and volume and gosh I could use a nap.
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the bike to school was slower than walking this time too many distractions and disagreements about direction back to the stroller until morale improves
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Dukes Mayo Clinic posted:the midnight screaming wakeups are taking new directions in timbre and volume and gosh I could use a nap.
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Perplx posted:the bike to school was slower than walking this time Kenny Logins posted:i was told by her that i had simply imagined it
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nooooo you got over your random fever don't have another one noooooo
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I sent my kids to preschool. What a ripoff. 26k a year, impossible to actually pay. Years later, my sister ends up working at the school as a teacher. Her salary, well, like all teachers she gets paid nothing. What a ripoff. Then I go look up the school on propublica, and as a nonprofit the highest paid salaries are right there for all to see. Only two people on staff make above 50k. What the gently caress? How is everyone getting ripped off here? except for the kids. they loved preschool.
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yeah. my wife worked at a high-end preschool for like 15 years, when she quit she was making like $18/hr. we couldn't afford to send our kids to the preschool she worked at, even with the 50% employee discount lmao they at least had a lower-tier branch of preschools that were still very good and we could afford (but only because of that employee discount), but yeah. it's not a great situation.
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Kenny Logins posted:my sweet small child scraemed in her sleep several times last night and i was told by her that i had simply imagined it good poo poo
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RokosCockatrice posted:I sent my kids to preschool. What a ripoff. 26k a year, impossible to actually pay. lol our preschool was about 100 bucks a month.
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everyone except me has some kind of cold, so it’s 2a and I’m trying to wrasslin an alligator back to sleep
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at least the covid tests all were negative
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i'm not looking forwards to my boy's first sickness. we've managed to dodge anything so far but that can only last so long. i think it's been like 3 or 4 years since i was last sick, hopefully my immune system hasn't atrophied in the mean time.
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Our little one did most of preschool through various covid bullshit and let me tell you HEPA filters at home make a massive difference. She'd come home with sniffles (couple times full on fever) and she rarely infected another person.
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Sep 16, 2023 20:25
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when the childe writes a memoir complaining of his parents withholding affection, I will remind him of all the times he answered an offered kiss on the head with an enthusiastic headbutt straight to the mouth.
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Sep 17, 2023 12:43
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Dukes Mayo Clinic posted:when the childe writes a memoir complaining of his parents withholding affection, I will remind him of all the times he answered an offered kiss on the head with an enthusiastic headbutt straight to the mouth. taught me to keep my chin down in the future lol
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Kenny Logins posted:one time i was going to kiss the top of my sweet small childe's little head and she jumped, cranially uppercutting me directly under the jaw. really hosed up my night yeah had this. also getting jumped on and punched in the dick.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:yeah had this. also getting jumped on and punched in the dick.
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my kid is fond of sitting between my legs when i sit with my feet up so she can nest while watching some tv it's very cozy but it really lends itself to her elbows landing in my weakpoints when she gets up or shifts around
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idk how I haven’t suffered a broken nose or chipped tooth yet. kids don’t realise they are cranial missiles and you gotta protect yourself lol
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