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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Buddykins posted:

his hair looks like an eagles nest

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
Why won't that fat loving dotard just stroke out and die already

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

do you know me

i do buddy.....kins

you bince

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Why won't that fat loving dotard just stroke out and die already

You seem very mad. How about taking a break and not be so mad

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

his hair looks like an eagles nest

https://www.eaglesnestyork.com/

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Buddykins posted:

my boss pulled me to the side and even said to me basically "buddykins you need to loving slow down"
you can handle your poo poo

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Why won't that fat loving dotard just stroke out and die already

but he's funny

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

tenderjerk posted:

goddamn he looks and sounds terrible lol
that's his secret, he always looks and sounds terrible lol

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest
Dude, if you're getting advice from service/bar industry folks to slow down you're WAY outta line...

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



In the new Star Trek reboot, Starfleet rules that any and all age of consent laws are unenforceable

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

In the new Star Trek reboot, Starfleet rules that any and all age of consent laws are unenforceable

:ok:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
why does this keep happening, it's pretty annoying



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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
weirdly there is a third setting and phasers can be set to "touch". Trek people are freaks.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

touch me daddy

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ready to see my boys destroy the.jets

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Buddykins posted:

ready to see my boys destroy the.jets

wilson2wilson is gonna fuc u up

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

ready to see my boys destroy the.jets

you should learn how to use your words better

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



high and watching airplane drag racing. Still feel bad i didn't talk to anyone last night but also eh loneliness consumes us all

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

why does it take so long for football to start

loving start the games at 10am you cowards

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Buddykins posted:

I pissed a lot of people off. The ones that matter might forgive me if i give it time. I have the next four days off to get myself together.

I'm sorry to hear that, posting pal.
I've done the same. Fingers crossed it's just considered a cringe frontal system.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

mdemone posted:

why does it take so long for football to start

loving start the games at 10am you cowards

move to the west coast dumbass, they would be starting right now

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Bip Roberts posted:

move to the west coast dumbass, they would be starting right now

the west coast isn't real now that I no longer live there

but that was a nice feature at the time

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



omg there's a rookie racer who just entered under the name Racer X i love it

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


i spent like 5 hours playing NMS (i never really play video games anymore) on my new cheap-rear end $50 LED projector that looks neato at 12' across in a blackout curtain office. killed 2/3rds a liter of BiB. gonna take a nap and clock in at 6. i've got that streets of tokyo live youtube indie channel on and i'm chilling in my office before crashing. it was a good two days off.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Spaced God posted:

omg there's a rookie racer who just entered under the name Racer X i love it

get in discord

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

mdemone posted:

why does it take so long for football to start

loving start the games at 10am you cowards

people need to be asked first if they're ready for some football, and it cannot start a minute sooner

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


spotted some REAL poo poo!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Plinkey posted:

hey mods, why does this keep showing up?



terrible gimmick

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
get therapy you dumb silly bitch

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I didn't start death chat , I was having a fine time insulting birds and stoners with bird poo poo for dinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1d1hvJN38Q

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


He doesn't miss

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I'm just being a salty goof. I can't get YouTube to stop suggesting dodo videos to me either and they trigger me daily it's nbd I'm Not Mad

Quit watching YouTube, or if u do go icognito

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Vim Fuego posted:

i am not into sexy wizard chatline!

... or am I? :raise:

Now this i can dig

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Need Trump back

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


1st person to hack the sphere and make it display goatse will be my forever hero

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

RealityWarCriminal posted:

terrible gimmick

your posting?

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Bip Roberts posted:

weirdly there is a third setting and phasers can be set to "touch". Trek people are freaks.

Setting phasers to "tickle"

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Buddykins posted:

but why bother.

Dying of bad liver is a rough way to go

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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Spaced God posted:

omg there's a rookie racer who just entered under the name Racer X i love it

Paul Gilbert is a god

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