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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/LeadingReport/status/1703229734136488249





Pooky has issued a correction as of 20:53 on Sep 17, 2023

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Yes, they're covid fighting blood clots. I am a scientist

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Crazypoops posted:

What'd ya get?

S hooks, were bringing in the hanging plants for the year and installed a bar over the window to hang them.

Sherbert Hoover posted:

you can never go back there now

That's right

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




blue check so you know it's reliable!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




ready to spring into futile barking from behind a window at a moment's notice

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/Chesschick01/status/1703387091361505356

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1703464329000239546

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


tacodaemon posted:

ready to spring into futile barking from behind a window at a moment's notice

I've always wondered how their dogs feel with these decorations.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

mfw i see a HONK IF U LOVE TRUMP bumper sticker

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1703423329271460188
lol

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

tacodaemon posted:

async is not thread-safe AxGrap

lmao

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


He's right

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Saw a neat old house


the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i really love those colors

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Mmmm...are there any mothwemen?

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

presidential

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Buddykins posted:

m5 give me a ride to the bar to watch the game

I'm back in Austin now

if you leave at 7AM on a Sunday it takes only 3 hours to get from UTD area to Austin, normally it's 4 hours during the day

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Dude, she literally fled to Russia

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Beeftweeter posted:

i did this and she said she reads cspam too because i mentioned it. and she thinks its funny

...i think i need a new therapist lol

:wtc:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

lol

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Therapist if you're reading this gently caress you

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Tfw Boba Pearl is your therapist lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
buddykins, this is your therapist speaking. im advicing you to shut the gently caress up

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

AxGrap posted:

I said "you too" to the clerk at the hardware store before she said "have a good day" and I think that's it for me.

Sherbert Hoover posted:

you can never go back there now

You can go back but you have to fashion a disguise out of hardware store stuff. Draw a big handlebar mustache on with a sharpie and put a mop on your head for a wig. She'll never recognize you

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

CaptainBeefart posted:

Tfw Boba Pearl is your therapist lol

:sbahj:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

:tutbutt:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Beeftweeter posted:

she says its good that we have a friendly community in lieu of meeting in person and hell i think she's right

:vince:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Beeftweeter posted:

she says its good that we have a friendly community in lieu of meeting in person and hell i think she's right

I told my therapist about a.lo and lumpentroll and she said "Inside u are 2 wolves..." then called me the f-slur

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
if my downstairs neighbor is reading this:

it’s lovely your garbage weed and cigarette smoke rolls into my living room every hour but for gently caress’s sakes can you at least learn how to smoke without vomiting up a lung?

you’re ten years older than me and you smoke like a college freshman and it’s a loving embarrassment. you’re pathetic and weak.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

buddykins make your therapist violate professional ethics and patient confidentiality and post here

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

CaptainBeefart posted:

Dude, she literally fled to Russia

smart move imo

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
time’s still on my side but please be less of a loving wimp about it. it’s just weed you loving lightweight.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

it's a Tony Williams afternoon for your ol' pal tacodaemon

one of the greatest drummers of his era and doesn't nearly get his due


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb3lXma4v1A

i love some tony williams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Mtm4134D4

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I'm violating a lot of.laws posting this, but its time I admit it:

I am buddykins therapist. Hes trying hard but he also leaves me a lot of rambling messages at 3am with references to "ultima online". Ive tried telling him to stop but he always acts confused when i.bring it up

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SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

you could have just come down and told me i'm coughing too much you don't need to post about it

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