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how long does trump go to jail for?
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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


WRONG... so wrong. believing books shouldn't be burned doesn't make sense anymore. it's about preservation, and the computer age changed that. I'm pro burning books. being against burning books is conservative, right wing, fascist, and liberal

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I wish plinkey was around to see the honkers on this mexican alien mummy

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

lmao

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

mdemone posted:

I'm not saying he's wrong, Walter, he's just an rear end in a top hat

understood. I like hootington, personally. seems like a v. nice guy

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

William Bear posted:

Haha. I'm not sure if she was thinking of God when she was rubbing away.

God's always watching.

And he wants a show.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




Fetterman body count update


Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Mr Hootington posted:

"Slut shaming" a someone for their past sex work, but leftishly

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

"don't try and make us do our jobs or we'll put your kid in jail"

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tacodaemon posted:

Fetterman body count update




:drat:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Fetterman for President 2028

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

mdemone posted:

Fetterman for President 2028

can’t thwart the shorts

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

It turns out that my Financial Statements show a WORTH which is substantially more than I showed the very well represented (by top flight law firms!) & highly sophisticated Financial Institutions and Banks. Also shows that each statement has a Disclaimer Clause strongly telling these institutions to do their own analysis & to not rely on the Financial Statements presented. Additionally, great liquidity - Very little Debt relative to Assets! In other words, Trump Hating Letitia James has no case!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

IF YOU CHEAT ON ELECTIONS IN TODAY’S FAILING USA, YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM. IF YOU LOOK TO FIND THE CHEATERS, THEY INDICT YOU & CALL YOU A CONSPIRACY THEORIST. ONLY IN AMERICA!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

It turns out that my Financial Statements show a WORTH which is substantially more than I showed the very well represented (by top flight law firms!) & highly sophisticated Financial Institutions and Banks.

so you owe the IRS hundreds of millions?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


toop: great liquidity

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

It turns out that my Financial Statements show a WORTH which is substantially more than I showed the very well represented (by top flight law firms!) & highly sophisticated Financial Institutions and Banks. Also shows that each statement has a Disclaimer Clause strongly telling these institutions to do their own analysis & to not rely on the Financial Statements presented. Additionally, great liquidity - Very little Debt relative to Assets! In other words, Trump Hating Letitia James has no case!

that sounds like lying

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

They call them dumps. Huge, liquid dumps.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Louisgod posted:

I bought my kids a mermaid pack of some sort for Minecraft the other day for $6 and the next morning they come storming into my room at 7 am asking me to buy a buddy pack or whatever. I said no so they said one sec and came back and dumped $6 worth of quarters on my nightstand, I couldn't say no

Well it's a good thing you gave up your beef jerky habit

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Sometimes I want to sound like I decayed into pop culture irreverence quickly, so I call him Halo and the computer lady Alexa.

his name is John halo

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Grem posted:

Well it's a good thing you gave up your beef jerky habit

yeah....... gave up........

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Virgil Vox posted:

children and the pregnant were present

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
lol

https://twitter.com/jonkarl/status/1703866736208977959

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

he also eats paper

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

It's so big who cares

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Vim Fuego posted:

he also eats paper

paper’s delicious tbf

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

This feels like the kind of story that will have that dude say "BIG NEWS" on TikTok.

Will it matter? Eh, I don't know...

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I see you,
I hear you,
*to note card* I eat you

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

ArmZ posted:

:rip: plinkey. i'm learning this now for the first time. what can you say. he made some amazing posts, whether you agree with him or not.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

*Bows head
Perkele

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

BONGHITZ posted:

his name is John halo

Jimmy halo off to save the erf.
Welcome to it.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Lpzie posted:

WRONG... so wrong. believing books shouldn't be burned doesn't make sense anymore. it's about preservation, and the computer age changed that. I'm pro burning books. being against burning books is conservative, right wing, fascist, and liberal

free lpzie

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

neutral milf hotel posted:

I wish plinkey was around to see the honkers on this mexican alien mummy

ffs lol

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

Fetterman body count update




That's just mean to people who wear hoodies.
Unless he intended to light himself on fire in the hoddie.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
My clothing uniform includes a hoode, but always a zip up, never a pull over.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Free lpzie 4

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Mr Hootington posted:

2 of those poster currently post. 2 of these posters do not need to come back. 2 of those posters could probably come back if they wanted.

I dont keep up with the alts. They need their original names because I can't re learn this poo poo

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

wow so the libs don't like reuse/recycle now?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

the milk machine posted:

theater police
arrest this girl
she's getting honked and jacking off a dude
she keeps on vaping, blowing clouds

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Jimmy halo off to save the erf.
Welcome to it.

Last year, all the nerds on the internet refused to call the main character of the live-action Halo show anything but "Jimmy Rings" because he was so different from in the games. Most notably, he had sex.

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