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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


when youre president they let you do it






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

So it looks like the average Bangladeshi salary is 312k taka, so.basicially this dude fired the equivalent of a McDonald's manager

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Perfectly logical post, based upon the wrong assumption.

Thread title

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

you know what they say about assumptions

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


Red Baron posted:

Pennsylvania must be stopped

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
why would pennsylvania do this

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

anyone ever call him Master Queef lol

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

crime fighting hog posted:

why would pennsylvania do this

for every Pennsylvanian that we ban, trump will gain a legal superpower

PFC, it gives me no pleasure to do this…

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

It turns out that my Financial Statements show a WORTH which is substantially more than I showed the very well represented (by top flight law firms!) & highly sophisticated Financial Institutions and Banks. Also shows that each statement has a Disclaimer Clause strongly telling these institutions to do their own analysis & to not rely on the Financial Statements presented. Additionally, great liquidity - Very little Debt relative to Assets! In other words, Trump Hating Letitia James has no case!

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

I'm a single man and I'll be at the best rehab government pensions can buy within 2 weeks, all by my own choices

The ex asked me this morning if I still loved him and I just slowly went "...noooo..." And that was the easiest breakup of my life

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

More time for tooping

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Red Baron posted:

for every Pennsylvanian that we ban, trump will gain a legal superpower

PFC, it gives me no pleasure to do this…

I will take this chance to clarify again, I am an ex-Pennsylvanian

I have renounced it completely

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Red Baron posted:

for every Pennsylvanian that we ban, trump will gain a legal superpower

PFC, it gives me no pleasure to do this…

Huuuum, so I can eliminate my posting enemies by saying they are from Pennsylvania....


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR MAKE FALSE CLAIMS)

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

Quitting drinking is something that breaks a cycle. This world is hosed because of repeated mistakes, cycles of mindless pain misunderstood by their participants who cannot look anywhere but at the immediate distraction from the cycle which is itself a part of the cycle.

Not doing things is the secret to breaking out. Not working, not drinking, not caring. When one thing breaks, the sky itself breaks open and the possibility of something different arises. Aren't you curious what that new sky might look like and whom you might become beneath it?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

remembering the pinkerton who got bear maced by a militia bro

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
The man who went to a bail bondsman and pissed away $20k vs fork over $200k that was 100% refundable has a lot of liquidity and very good at money management.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Shifty Nipples posted:

lol everybody wants to moderate in the trump thread today

guess somebody has to read the posts here

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


I like PA just scraping everything off NJ and Maryland on its way out

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

yay the caravans are back


TROOF

Thank you New York & Long Island. What a beautiful Car Parade!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Mr Hootington posted:

"Slut shaming" a someone for their past sex work, but leftishly

i would mock members of congress for being dirty slutty whores but never for being sex workers

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooYBONiJBq0

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Ol sakkman posted:

More time for tooping

i'm pulling fer ya brother

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

only one Great Lakes state stands

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8bsYDKwNmNQ

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Consummate Professional posted:

that sounds like lying

yeah but he put a disclaimer strongly saying it was bullshit so its very legal and very cool

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I'm depressed

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



oh well

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

triple sulk posted:

I'm depressed

:same: still trying to figure out how to apologize to this girl over something i dont remember

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I apparently just acted like a drunk rear end in a top hat

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




not again

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

19 o'clock posted:

if my downstairs neighbor is reading this:

it’s lovely your garbage weed and cigarette smoke rolls into my living room every hour but for gently caress’s sakes can you at least learn how to smoke without vomiting up a lung?

you’re ten years older than me and you smoke like a college freshman and it’s a loving embarrassment. you’re pathetic and weak.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Sherbert Hoover posted:

Went to the dentist
My teeth were gross
I drank 16 beers and I started up a post

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Buddykins posted:

:same: still trying to figure out how to apologize to this girl over something i dont remember

Buddykins posted:

I apparently just acted like a drunk rear end in a top hat

Gotta recapture the mindset to remember! Get drunk. It'll come to you

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Buddykins posted:

scared a potential prospect. Was rude to another. Just lashed out.

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

smarxist posted:

i'm pulling fer ya brother

Hell yeah in lieu of a real sponsor I just took your old advice to sever

I'm embarrassed I wasted as much time as I did but at least now I really, I really want to remain sober

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

I meant to write remain single but yes I wanna remain sober too

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Ol sakkman posted:

Hell yeah in lieu of a real sponsor I just took your old advice to sever

I'm embarrassed I wasted as much time as I did but at least now I really, I really want to remain sober

you've got this, buddy

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Ol sakkman posted:

I meant to write remain single but yes I wanna remain sober too

oh i mean that's good too

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lol

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Buddykins posted:

:same: still trying to figure out how to apologize to this girl over something i dont remember

maybe you can remember what you said the last time you had to make this exact same type of apology

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

dads friend steve posted:

maybe you can remember what you said the last time you had to make this exact same type of apology

oof

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