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Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

mdemone posted:

who? Congress has nothing to do with the 25th

I have learned something today. I didn't think of that.

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




lmao the dance club that keeps killing people in nyc has a private ambulance on standby so they dont have to call 911

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

RVWinkle posted:

I don't want to alarm anyone but this thread seems to be banning posting superstars faster than they are created.

good

no stars only tump

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



innovation ain't what it used to be

(September 29, 1937, ad from the Richmond, Indiana, Palladium-Item)


Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

magiccarpet posted:

lmao the dance club that keeps killing people in nyc has a private ambulance on standby so they dont have to call 911

What

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


big mean giraffe posted:

I smoked a turkey for thanksgiving last year, was incredible. Spatchcocking was a lot of effort but worth it. Gotta get that sage rosemary thyme butter rubbed under the skin

Spatchcocking is always worth the effort because it lets you use the word spatchcocking many many times

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

changelings were only a problem for the UK because everywhere else they would notice if babies started looking like that

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
spatchcocking turkeys is the only way to cook them and get a nice consistent result and also easier to season the "inside" of the bird

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

innovation ain't what it used to be

(September 29, 1937, ad from the Richmond, Indiana, Palladium-Item)




and here's the following day's ad


big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Real Mean Queen posted:

Spatchcocking is always worth the effort because it lets you use the word spatchcocking many many times

It's probably less difficulty if you have proper kitchen shears and not the lovely plastic-handled ones I used. Lesson learned though

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




quote:

Hours before Genesis Reynoso’s death, she sent a note to an acquaintance — a man operating a food truck outside the Brooklyn Mirage, a music venue in industrial East Williamsburg. She offered to pay him for “E” and “molly,” different forms of the drug known as MDMA.

“Porfa you would save our lives,” she wrote in a series of Instagram messages obtained by Gothamist.

“I got you. But I’m not there yet,” he wrote back. “Ill b inside mirage in an hr. Or maybe in 45.”

By the end of the night, Reynoso would be transported from the Mirage by ambulance for an apparent drug overdose. Medical records show she was admitted to the hospital between 1 and 2 a.m. on Oct. 4, 2021. She went into cardiac arrest four different times over the coming hours, which robbed her of her brain function. At 7:02 that evening, she was pronounced dead. She was just 23 years old.

At the time, both the Mirage and Avant Gardner, the larger event space that it’s a part of, were under intense scrutiny from the State Liquor Authority that was threatening the venue's future. The regulator — which controls the licenses that allow bars, restaurants and entertainment venues that sell alcohol — had raised myriad concerns over the previous year about what it called “rampant” drug use at the venue, including two prior overdose deaths in 2017 and 2018.

Avant Gardner was fined $100,000, was required to hire an independent monitor to oversee its operations and was warned that future missteps could lead to its liquor license being pulled.

But the State Liquor Authority wasn’t made aware of Reynoso’s death at the time – in part because no one called 911 that night. Instead, she was transported to the hospital by a private ambulance the Mirage had on standby, which left no paper trail for state liquor regulators. The independent monitor didn’t start its work for another month. And liquor regulators said they only learned of Reynoso’s case in March of this year, when Gothamist first inquired about it.

The only reason any police report exists at all is because Reynoso's aunt, Cynthia Angel, went to the local precinct and filed one. In the report, the NYPD noted that the medical examiner deemed her death “suspicious”.

Angel recorded several of her phone conversations with the lead detective assigned to the case. In the calls, the detective is heard saying he had obtained security footage from Avant Gardner of the food truck operator — the man they believe Reynoso was messaging — entering the Mirage. That contradicts a statement from the venue, which told Gothamist that police never asked about the alleged dealer and never suggested the alleged sale happened inside the Mirage itself.

Now, the Brooklyn Mirage is facing a new round of safety concerns after a series of events this summer that captured national headlines. In June and July, two men were found dead in the nearby Newtown Creek after attending or trying to attend events at the venue. Then came the Electric Zoo festival — whose owners also own the Mirage — where crowds rushed the gates earlier this month, with police accusing organizers of overselling the festival’s capacity by more than 7,000 tickets.

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

VideoKid posted:

Remember that Evangelical pastor who was crying that chuds were complaining whenever he talked about charity and helping those less fortunate cause that “sounds like a bunch of liberal bullshit”?

yes, and it broke my brain a little more that day.

worse yet, if i remember right, he was actually quoting Jesus Christ. that was the part they had a huge problem with, that was "liberal bullshit"... the words of Christ.

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


tacodaemon posted:

and here's the following day's ad




Puzzled by the beer pricing, relative both to the "cheese-burger" and to the other beer

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Crazypoops posted:

Lol wtf did you guys do last night?

I chilled at home, how about you?

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



tacodaemon posted:

and here's the following day's ad




how can u tell infra red is in front of you

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

WarMECH posted:

spatchcocking turkeys is the only way to cook them and get a nice consistent result and also easier to season the "inside" of the bird

It really is the way to go.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Beautiful day. Unfortunately I work in a windowless metal box

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

innovation ain't what it used to be

(September 29, 1937, ad from the Richmond, Indiana, Palladium-Item)




$2.13 today, not bad actually

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

and here's the following day's ad




I would see my meat sizzled by infra red ray

e I bet it was the cooks name

91823
Sep 18, 2023

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Mr Hootington posted:

Beautiful day. Unfortunately I work in a windowless metal box

Ah, a regulation posting rectrungle!

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Real Mean Queen posted:

Puzzled by the beer pricing, relative both to the "cheese-burger" and to the other beer

cheap beer should be as expensive as cheap food

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



titty_baby_ posted:

He said it was really easy to track him down irl from his forum posts, probably because he posts his face and many details about his life, and runs/ran off site things with SA members.

Just more reasons to keep up your smokescreen/do good opsec lest you too have your future threatened when a weird rando from a dead gay comedy forum behind a paywall calls you a pedo

Every goon blowup further affirms my toxic trait of building up walls and letting no one from the internet know me beyond a superficial level because I think everyone is a bad actor

Stupid Boxes
Feb 9, 2004

good grief!
“wake up nerd it’s lunch time”

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Inspector Hound posted:

I would see my meat sizzled by infra red ray

e I bet it was the cooks name

nerd rear end cook

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

changelings were only a problem for the UK because everywhere else they would notice if babies started looking like that

:sbahj:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

WarMECH posted:

somebody needs to update the bugs sawing off florida gif with pennsylvania instead

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Stupid Boxes posted:

“wake up nerd it’s lunch time”



poo poo you're right, i still haven't eaten

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Stupid Boxes posted:

“wake up nerd it’s lunch time”



:smugbert:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



there are few things transphobes seem to love more than telling the internet about their favorite kinds of trans woman porn


AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Lol

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

tacodaemon posted:

there are few things transphobes seem to love more than telling the internet about their favorite kinds of trans woman porn




"Kitler"

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/Trump_History45/status/1703823586954526808

toobad

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Stupid Boxes posted:

“wake up nerd it’s lunch time”



Give this little fucker all the pets

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


tacodaemon posted:

there are few things transphobes seem to love more than telling the internet about their favorite kinds of trans woman porn




imagining a guy getting very worried about the preponderance of rush hour gangbangs on the tokyo subway

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Stupid Boxes posted:

“wake up nerd it’s lunch time”



Already perfected the disgusted-with-you cranky cat face

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Spaced God posted:

Every goon blowup further affirms my toxic trait of building up walls and letting no one from the internet know me beyond a superficial level because I think everyone is a bad actor

Are you secretly short ?

91823
Sep 18, 2023
*is unable to speak the language of the people*

*is President over said people*

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AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Spaced God posted:

Every goon blowup further affirms my toxic trait of building up walls and letting no one from the internet know me beyond a superficial level because I think everyone is a bad actor

Pobodys nerfect

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