Ben Nerevarine posted:

me, doing research from my castle on Caladan:

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Paul Ruddishly:] grabba da hog

External Organs posted:

A night gardener is for night soil...

ArmZ posted:

External Organs posted:

Lock them in a house together and throw the key into the sun

titty_baby_ posted:

When I lived in the big boarding house this guy moved into the other basement room before I moved upstairs and he was one of the weirdest people I've ever lived with. He was a nocturnal alcoholic and would like make a huge pot of soup in tje middle of the night singing to himself in the kitchen. Sometimes he'd wake everyone up because he'd drag his speakers outside and blast Santana. One foggy morning I witnessed him throw a string of firecrackers at crows across the street while only wearing his underwear.

He was very defensive about why he stayed up at night, like saying it was so he could focus or because it was better for the plants he was planting when he gardened (his raised bed never looked different). We figured out the truth was he was a nudist and so at night was when he felt comfortable roaming around the property naked. He would sleep with his windows open in the day and then complain about all the noise from traffic.

He was on and off dating a women who, after we did the math for when they met, he had definitely started seeing before she was 18 (he was older then us, maybe in his 40s). She was a normal person and we had no idea why she put up with him. They have a kid now

titty_baby_ posted:

When I lived in the big boarding house this guy moved into the other basement room before I moved upstairs and he was one of the weirdest people I've ever lived with. He was a nocturnal alcoholic and would like make a huge pot of soup in tje middle of the night singing to himself in the kitchen. Sometimes he'd wake everyone up because he'd drag his speakers outside and blast Santana. One foggy morning I witnessed him throw a string of firecrackers at crows across the street while only wearing his underwear.

He was very defensive about why he stayed up at night, like saying it was so he could focus or because it was better for the plants he was planting when he gardened (his raised bed never looked different). We figured out the truth was he was a nudist and so at night was when he felt comfortable roaming around the property naked. He would sleep with his windows open in the day and then complain about all the noise from traffic.

He was on and off dating a women who, after we did the math for when they met, he had definitely started seeing before she was 18 (he was older then us, maybe in his 40s). She was a normal person and we had no idea why she put up with him. They have a kid now

titty_baby_ posted:

When I lived in the big boarding house this guy moved into the other basement room before I moved upstairs and he was one of the weirdest people I've ever lived with. He was a nocturnal alcoholic and would like make a huge pot of soup in tje middle of the night singing to himself in the kitchen. Sometimes he'd wake everyone up because he'd drag his speakers outside and blast Santana. One foggy morning I witnessed him throw a string of firecrackers at crows across the street while only wearing his underwear.

He was very defensive about why he stayed up at night, like saying it was so he could focus or because it was better for the plants he was planting when he gardened (his raised bed never looked different). We figured out the truth was he was a nudist and so at night was when he felt comfortable roaming around the property naked. He would sleep with his windows open in the day and then complain about all the noise from traffic.

He was on and off dating a women who, after we did the math for when they met, he had definitely started seeing before she was 18 (he was older then us, maybe in his 40s). She was a normal person and we had no idea why she put up with him. They have a kid now

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This is what teenage guitar guys grow up to be OP

titty_baby_ posted:

When I lived in the big boarding house this guy moved into the other basement room before I moved upstairs and he was one of the weirdest people I've ever lived with. He was a nocturnal alcoholic and would like make a huge pot of soup in tje middle of the night singing to himself in the kitchen. Sometimes he'd wake everyone up because he'd drag his speakers outside and blast Santana. One foggy morning I witnessed him throw a string of firecrackers at crows across the street while only wearing his underwear.

He was very defensive about why he stayed up at night, like saying it was so he could focus or because it was better for the plants he was planting when he gardened (his raised bed never looked different). We figured out the truth was he was a nudist and so at night was when he felt comfortable roaming around the property naked. He would sleep with his windows open in the day and then complain about all the noise from traffic.

He was on and off dating a women who, after we did the math for when they met, he had definitely started seeing before she was 18 (he was older then us, maybe in his 40s). She was a normal person and we had no idea why she put up with him. They have a kid now

the milk machine posted:

i had a roommate in college that was really messy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This is what teenage guitar guys grow up to be OP

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/SenFettermanPA/status/1704123105180893497

ArmZ posted:

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

it's the time of the year now where I get a powerful sick urge to follow behind the yard squirrels burying acorns and immediately dig them up and throw them in the trash

Floor is lava posted:

republicans love hogs

https://twitter.com/WillieMcNabb/status/1158045307562856448?s=20

MAGA TRON posted:

this hero stopped a skeleton fight

Real Mean Queen posted:

It's important to frame this around how the cop says they feel about it

euphronius posted:

I think the requirement for informed consent is waived in the Snow White situation due to a magical emergency. it’s analogous to how in medical emergencies people can give you cpr etc

Knight posted:

Someone local has a setup near the road that's a double-decker outhouse with a mannequin on top with a mask of the president's face, and you can sit on the bottom and take a picture of the president crapping on you. They've changed the mask through 3 presidents now.

euphronius posted:

I don’t remember if Prince Charming knew what he was doing tho

quote:

The next day, a prince stumbles upon a seemingly dead Snow White lying in her glass coffin during a hunting trip. After hearing her story from the Seven Dwarfs, the prince is allowed to take Snow White to her proper resting place back at her father's castle. All of a sudden, while Snow White is being transported, one of the prince's servants trips and loses his balance. This dislodges the piece of the poisoned apple from Snow White's throat, magically reviving her.[6] The Prince is overjoyed with this miracle, and he declares his love for the now alive and well Snow White, who, surprised to meet him face to face, humbly accepts his marriage proposal. The prince invites everyone in the land to their wedding, except for Snow White's stepmother.

MAGA TRON posted:

you may be surprised to learn that in the original fairy tell there is no kiss.

MAGA TRON posted:

there's a third panel but I don't known what it says

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Bethamphetamine posted:

Lauren Boebert has revealed her romance with an Aspen bar owner was over after DailyMail.com revealed he was a Democrat who hosted drag shows.

The Colorado congresswoman and Quinn Gallagher sparked outrage on September 10 after they were caught on camera fondling each other at a Denver performance of Beetlejuice, and were kicked out of the theatre.

On Monday, she told TMZ she would not be going on a second date with him. 'I have learned to check party affiliations before you go on a date,' she said.

She called him a 'wonderful man', but said they would not be going out again together.

'He's a private citizen, and we have peacefully parted at this time,' she said. 'Great man, great friend, and I wish him all the best.'

Boebert, who announced in May she was divorcing her husband of 18 years, was seen taking selfies during the performance, dancing wildly in her seat, and vaping. When a pregnant lady seated behind her asked her to stop, she called her a 'sad and miserable woman'.

Boebert and Gallagher were kicked out of the theatre by ushers - with an embarrassed Gallagher offering to buy the pregnant woman cocktails by way of apology.

Boebert gave the ushers the finger as she left.

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

Wait, she's giving out public handjobs on the first date?