[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Obamna

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

i'm reasonably sure buddykins is just a service industry gimmick

when we were in Dallas he said it was crazy because he stopped for a drink near where we were having lunch, but the area around there is an absolutely colossal complex of huge structures for stuff like a Mexican restaurant and a "real English pub" into which four actual pubs could easily fit, a parking garage the size of an aircraft carrier, and a sporting goods store that could accommodate a helicopter inside. If he really stopped for a drink near there, that's weird.

Oh also a "Nebraska Furniture Mart", also of enormous size. When I think of Nebraska and its lush hardwood forests, I certainly think "furniture for my home".

# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:56

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I didn't type that it just happened as if by magicTWO FOR ONE SUPER SALE ON HARD LIQUOR SADBOY DRINKS AT FRENCHIES TEXAS EATTUMS

# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:57

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

Lets be Posting Pals! Are You posting like a Posting Pal?

# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:57

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Filthy Hans posted:

https://twitter.com/AwfulButGreat/status/1703774502767772048

Does she have a cold? Or is she just a little horse?

# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:58

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I'm friends with almost everybody except certain Italians for whom I harbor sinful jealousy

# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:58

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Bill Mitchell
@mitchellvii

Heres an idea for @ElonMusk. Make it so that only blue accounts can report people. That would cut way down on the mass reporting by bots.

Also limit your ability to report people to 3 times a month. That would also block these bots.

sorry, Elom couldn't hear you over the sound of your massive SHADOWBAN

# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:59

Harton: Jun 13, 2001

emfive posted:

when we were in Dallas he said it was crazy because he stopped for a drink near where we were having lunch, but the area around there is an absolutely colossal complex of huge structures for stuff like a Mexican restaurant and a "real English pub" into which four actual pubs could easily fit, a parking garage the size of an aircraft carrier, and a sporting goods store that could accommodate a helicopter inside. If he really stopped for a drink near there, that's weird.

Oh also a "Nebraska Furniture Mart", also of enormous size. When I think of Nebraska and its lush hardwood forests, I certainly think "furniture for my home".

oh poo poo buddykins M5 is CALLING YOU OUT!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:59

Harton: Jun 13, 2001

says you ain�t real binch!

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veepfake: Oct 21, 2005

do you guys think trump goes through a Heroes Journey when he's on the toilet? im betting he does

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:00

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Ham Cheeks posted:

Lets be Posting Pals! Are You posting like a Posting Pal?

Never!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:00

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Im here at the Dallas HEB,,, there's a premade cake that says Sorry About My Drinking Problem and it's on sale?

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:00

MAGA TRON: Dec 13, 2017

goon sire

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:01

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

veepfake posted:

do you guys think trump goes through a Heroes Journey when he's on the toilet? im betting he does

at no point does he ever think he's less than a hero

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WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Obamna

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Video exists showing Paul Hutchinson, an executive producer from the anti-sex trafficking film "The Sound of Freedom," apparently feeling the naked breasts of a teenage sex trafficking victim.

Footage of the incident was taken when Hutchinson was running a sting operation against sex traffickers in Mexico run by Operation Underground Railroad (OUR), a private anti-trafficking organization whose founder, Tim Ballard, resigned earlier this year amid sexual misconduct allegations leveled by seven different women.

Vice notes that there is no suggestion in any of the video that Hutchinson is actually taking part in sex trafficking and that he appears to be gathering incriminating footage of sex traffickers by pretending to be a client.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:05

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

MAGA TRON posted:

goon sire

Plz don't doxx my death.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:08

JoeBangles: Mar 23, 2005; Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Mr Hootington posted:

Piss guzzler 420,
I would send you a pm about the situation too, but I see you account doesn't have platinum. If you purchase it I will send you the rundown

Sign me the gently caress up!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:08

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

trelf

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:09

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

tup tup

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Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

tep

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:10

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

the buried lede in the f35 crash story is that they've had 3 crashes in 6 weeks

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:10

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

troogle

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:10

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Bethamphetamine posted:

Video exists showing Paul Hutchinson, an executive producer from the anti-sex trafficking film "The Sound of Freedom," apparently feeling the naked breasts of a teenage sex trafficking victim.

Footage of the incident was taken when Hutchinson was running a sting operation against sex traffickers in Mexico run by Operation Underground Railroad (OUR), a private anti-trafficking organization whose founder, Tim Ballard, resigned earlier this year amid sexual misconduct allegations leveled by seven different women.

Vice notes that there is no suggestion in any of the video that Hutchinson is actually taking part in sex trafficking and that he appears to be gathering incriminating footage of sex traffickers by pretending to be a client.

sure is weird that the people screaming the loudest about protecting kids seem to get caught all the time molesting them

oh well

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:11

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

JoeBangles posted:

Sign me the gently caress up!

Sent

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:12

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

skaboomizzy posted:

sure is weird that the people screaming the loudest about protecting kids seem to get caught all the time molesting them

oh well

curious

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:15

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

kaleedity posted:

the buried lede in the f35 crash story is that they've had 3 crashes in 6 weeks

just working out the kinks

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:16

veepfake: Oct 21, 2005

kaleedity posted:

the buried lede in the f35 crash story is that they've had 3 crashes in 6 weeks

why are they only crashing now. havent f35s been a thing for a while?

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:20

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

Ben Nerevarine posted:

just working out the kinks

3 planes is just $250m

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:20

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

kaleedity posted:

the buried lede in the f35 crash story is that they've had 3 crashes in 6 weeks

3 successful takeoffs in 6 weeks is fantastic

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:20

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

veepfake posted:

why are they only crashing now. havent f35s been a thing for a while?

They've been grounded several times to work out some kinks

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:21

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

veepfake posted:

why are they only crashing now. havent f35s been a thing for a while?

dev started in 1995, muskishly hope to have it done next year

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:22

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

Video exists showing Paul Hutchinson, an executive producer from the anti-sex trafficking film "The Sound of Freedom," apparently feeling the naked breasts of a teenage sex trafficking victim.

Footage of the incident was taken when Hutchinson was running a sting operation against sex traffickers in Mexico run by Operation Underground Railroad (OUR), a private anti-trafficking organization whose founder, Tim Ballard, resigned earlier this year amid sexual misconduct allegations leveled by seven different women.

Vice notes that there is no suggestion in any of the video that Hutchinson is actually taking part in sex trafficking and that he appears to be gathering incriminating footage of sex traffickers by pretending to be a client.

ahh the ol' "I'm not a pedo I'm just pretending to be one to catch them" defense

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Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

tagamet

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:23

erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

kaleedity posted:

the buried lede in the f35 crash story is that they've had 3 crashes in 6 weeks

"A gust of wind hit it."
"Is that rare?"
"In the sky? Chance in a million! "

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:23

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

kaleedity posted:

dev started in 1995, muskishly hope to have it done next year

groimes, I goit the peentagon to use the cyboer truck as an aeroplane, for a billion doillers

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:23

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Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Starfield looks like trash lmao. Oh boy fallout 4 in space on a bunch of deserted planets, just what everyone wanted.

unironically yes

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:24

erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

If I'm playing an RTS and my planes keep crashing before they can even reach the enemy, I'm switching to something else.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:25

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

External Organs posted:

groimes, I goit the peentagon to use the cyboer truck as an aeroplane, for a billion doillers

this is a dr. evil lowballing joke

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droongus trurt

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