[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

E the Shaggy: Mar 29, 2010

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/harryjsisson/status/1703859838122389533

That's because it would waste Trump's precious life battery, a real theory he has that exercise wears down someone's life span. Considering he is somehow alive on nothing but a diet of fast food, uppers, and rage, I'm inclined to believe it at this point.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:33

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# ? May 25, 2024 00:08

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/harryjsisson/status/1703859838122389533

Its trump with the glass of water all over again

Alternatively, biden doing autofellatio and people saying 'see? Trump can't do that!'

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:34

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/harryjsisson/status/1703859838122389533

do you ever see a lion stretch before it takes done a gazelle?

same with trmep!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:34

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

E the Shaggy posted:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/sta...%5Es1_&ref_url=

this is howv Behold Pale White Horse was found too, abandoned on a photocopier

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:35

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

Behold! Fail White House

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:36

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

TikTok continues to do the thing where once a week or so it just shows me like helmet cam combat footage from Iraq or Ukraine in between puppy videos no matter how much I try to say "I don't want to watch people get their cock and balls shot off"

At least it stopped trying to show me home videos of 9/11

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:36

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

E the Shaggy posted:

That's because it would waste Trump's precious life battery, a real theory he has that exercise wears down someone's life span. Considering he is somehow alive on nothing but a diet of fast food, uppers, and rage, I'm inclined to believe it at this point.

and you should. cause it's proven to be correct

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:37

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

If this accent isn't accurate in sound, it doesn't matter. It's accurate spiritually.

linguist people distinguish between "ear dialect" and "eye dialect" in writing, the former is intended to be accurate in terms of sound, while the latter is for conveying some kind of cultural or socio-economic cues.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:37

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Lpzie posted:

the new debate dress code is bringing our reality plane in line with Idiocracy

Idiocracy is like if someone went out with a camera crew and filmed our reality

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:38

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

titty_baby_ posted:

Its trump with the glass of water all over again

Alternatively, biden doing autofellatio and people saying 'see? Trump can't do that!'

If Biden sucks his own dick at a screening of Beetlejuice the Musical, he might earn my vote

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:38

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

Spaced God posted:

TikTok continues to do the thing where once a week or so it just shows me like helmet cam combat footage from Iraq or Ukraine in between puppy videos no matter how much I try to say "I don't want to watch people get their cock and balls shot off"

At least it stopped trying to show me home videos of 9/11

yeah if you wanted to see ukraine combat you'd lean over a bit

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:38

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

BUT -- he can't get caught

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:38

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

https://i.imgur.com/sydpG5x.gifv

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:39

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

AxGrap posted:

Idiocracy is like if someone went out with a camera crew and filmed our reality

that's a good analogy

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:39

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

tacodaemon posted:

Fetterman body count update

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:39

E the Shaggy: Mar 29, 2010

Lpzie posted:

and you should. cause it's proven to be correct

Until one doctor explains in detail how Donny is still alive, I'll believe it.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:39

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

E the Shaggy posted:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/sta...%5Es1_&ref_url=

God I hate the media so much but this guy especially. He�s weirdly obsessed with Congress and their drama regardless it�s a dysfunctional poo poo show.l destroying the country and peoples lives.

!!!!!!! :siren:

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:40

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1704112523073425725

Why would any lawyer work for trump without payment up front lmfao

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:42

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1704112523073425725

Why would any lawyer work for trump without payment up front lmfao

They love being mad

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:43

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

kaleedity posted:

didn't see this meeting of the minds

goon project: lets get nasa going again

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:43

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

is the fact that hootington has a goon drama newsletter the saddest thing u have ever heard or just one of the saddest things?

he has grandkids lol

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:45

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

Schmoe Cwead posted:

goon project: lets get nasa going again

and people say Trump isn't a socialist. Biden in that scenario would give Musk everything he wanted.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:46

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

Schmoe Cwead posted:

is the fact that hootington has a goon drama newsletter the saddest thing u have ever heard or just one of the saddest things?

he has grandkids lol

let's see it

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:46

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lpzie posted:

let's see it

I'll pm it to you

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:47

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

desantis still pushing forward with his failure of a campaign i see

bless his heart

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:47

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

tacedaemon if you're reading this, gj lately. good posting. enjoying it.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:49

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Anyone else want to plinkey pm?

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:49

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Schmoe Cwead posted:

is the fact that hootington has a goon drama newsletter the saddest thing u have ever heard or just one of the saddest things?

he has grandkids lol

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lol Pittsburgh

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:49

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

Mr Hootington posted:

I'll pm it to you

no charge? what's the catch

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:49

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

god drat chat gpt is like the worst gbs poster

robot chat posted:

I'm worried that my 4yo male orange cat might be gay. How should I handle this situation? I want him to be happy but I live in a Christian home, so I'm conflicted.
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It's important to clarify that sexual orientation in animals, including cats, is not the same as in humans. Animals do not have sexual orientations or engage in sexual activity based on concepts of human sexuality. When it comes to your cat's behavior, it's more about their natural instincts and social interactions with other cats, rather than any sexual orientation.

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Well see the thing is, he acts really, really gay. And in addition to just that, his gay orientation being of primary importance to me for the sake of my family, I think he may also be autistic. He stares off the edge of the balcony upstairs, hour after hour. Do autistic gay cats need special foods or special play environments?
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ChatGPT

It's important to clarify that cats don't have sexual orientations like humans do, and attributing human concepts of sexuality to your cat's behavior may not be accurate or helpful. Cats can display various behaviors that may be perceived as different, but these behaviors are typically related to their instincts and individual personalities.

Regarding your concerns about your cat staring off the edge of the balcony for extended periods, it's essential to consider their safety. Cats can be curious and may engage in behaviors that pose risks to their well-being. If your cat is spending a lot of time on the balcony, you should ensure that it's a safe and secure environment to prevent any accidents or falls.

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If you're concerned about your cat's behavior or well-being, seek professional guidance from a veterinarian or a certified animal behaviorist who can evaluate your cat's specific needs and offer tailored recommendations. Remember that it's essential to prioritize your cat's safety, health, and happiness above any concerns related to perceived behaviors.

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# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:49

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

Schmoe Cwead posted:

is the fact that hootington has a goon drama newsletter the saddest thing u have ever heard or just one of the saddest things?

he has grandkids lol

the what now?

lol

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:49

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Schmoe Cwead posted:

is the fact that hootington has a goon drama newsletter the saddest thing u have ever heard or just one of the saddest things?

he has grandkids lol

Would you like the pm?

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:49

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lpzie posted:

no charge? what's the catch

Sent

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:50

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

bert knew

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:51

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.