[Trump] I don't kiss men, but I kiss him.

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

I want Chinese food

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:07

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 15:43

Pohl: Jan 28, 2005; In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Mr Hootington posted:

You got plinkey permabanned.

lol no
that was me and I did it completely on accident

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:07

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

This thread is at its weakest when we allow people other than Donald Trump to be its protagonist.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:08

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

tenderjerk posted:

please, i want to read the newsletter you wrote about forums drama so dang bad

We have a right to refuse service to anyone.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:08

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Last call for the midday plinkey pm. Will be back with it later tonight.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:09

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Good Citizen posted:

this kitten is a bitey menace and I love her

mid attack pass on innocent dog

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:09

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

dm me the pm please

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:10

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Ben Nerevarine posted:

no offense euphronius but you�ve got all the unearned confidence of ChatGPT and are about half as reliable

euphronius posted:

that is offensive !!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:11

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William Bear posted:

This thread is at its weakest when we allow people other than Donald Trump to be its protagonist.

Segal is the protagonist we need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXE6A9p-VPc

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:11

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

RealityWarCriminal posted:

dm me the pm please

Sent

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:11

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

spoiler alert:

the pm is just a picture of pickle and pepper

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:12

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

that's a sick pm

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:12

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

warning: the plinkey pm contains information that may lead to the arrest of hilary clinton read at your own risk!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:12

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

VideoKid posted:

spoiler alert:

the pm is just a picture of pickle and pepper

Would you like the pm to make a fair judgement of the facts?

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:13

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

Mr Hootington posted:

Would you like the pm to make a fair judgement of the facts?

sure why not

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:14

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

can't imagine things are going to go well for plinkey but i doubt posting here all the time was doing anything good for him either

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:15

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

VideoKid posted:

sure why not

Sent

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:15

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I've got a months old Plinky pm I never shared.... it's all we have left

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:15

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

the trick to avoiding forum drama and poster wars is to never remember any poster's name or backstory. every post I make is fired out into the void and immediately forgotten. name of the poster I'm quote tweeting? Doesn't matter. What happened in the 80 pages between my quote tweet and the last post? Irrelevant. That's my goon advice from lasting almost 25 years here. Be a goldfish.

:justpost:

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:15

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

fist energy is right.

but very very wrong.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:16

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 357 days!

External Organs posted:

I've got a months old Plinky pm I never shared.... it's all we have left

I still have his pm to the discord that i don't believe I have ever opened

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:16

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Hatebag posted:

can't imagine things are going to go well for plinkey but i doubt posting here all the time was doing anything good for him either

He's still posting., Just on discord. We could make a bot to reproduce his discord posts in here. it'd be like he never left

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:17

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

tenderjerk posted:

I still have his pm to the discord that i don't believe I have ever opened

Don't. It's like a shadow world. weird posters u never heard of.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:17

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

I don't see an opt-in button. 😓

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:18

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Ok months was an exaggeration

Rip

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:18

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

CaptainBeefart posted:

I don't see an opt-in button. 😓

Would you like the pm?

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:19

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

kaleedity posted:

didn't see this meeting of the minds

It makes sense that trumps wants nasa to be great again.
So much of his motivation is just recreating a cherry picked nostalga from the USA's highlight reel.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:19

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

let's all move to the discord, abandon SA. that'll teach Jeffrey a lesson and they'll free plinkey. WWG1WGA

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:19

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 357 days!

Mr Hootington posted:

Would you like the pm?

i saw your pre edit ? and no, absolutely not

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:19

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004; Can't post for 6 hours!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

is the fact that hootington has a goon drama newsletter the saddest thing u have ever heard or just one of the saddest things?

he has grandkids lol

lol

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:19

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

tenderjerk posted:

I still have his pm to the discord that i don't believe I have ever opened

Give the discord link and I'll send you the pm

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:20

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004; Can't post for 6 hours!

emfive posted:

god drat chat gpt is like the worst gbs poster

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

free emfive!! and cumshitter!!!!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:20

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

William Bear posted:

This thread is at its weakest when we allow people other than Donald Trump to be its protagonist.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:20

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

It makes sense that trumps wants nasa to be great again.
So much of his motivation is just recreating a cherry picked nostalga from the USA's highlight reel.

Trump would reinstate slavery if it meant he got to free them again.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 20:20