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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > [Trump] I don't kiss men, but I kiss him.
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
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Glumwheels posted:

Lmfao, having a law banning insurrectionists from office is problematic to the fascists in hungary.

MTucker and cpac really did a number by aligning with Hungary fascists, they can all gently caress off.

glenn loves orban lol

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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
once my then girlfriend now wife got really drunk and started to fondle my groin at a club and we were dancing up on this stage and i wasn't prepared for it so i kinda jumped back down and fell a feet or two and slammed into the dance floor below back first

luckily i was drunk af and didn'rt really feel anything

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:38
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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I'm just gonna say it
Piss juggman is hot
Is that suit ventilated??

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:38
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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Please Mr. Jugman look and see (Jugman Jugman)
Is there some urine (oh yeah) in your jug for me? (Jugman Jugman)
You know its been so long (Jugman Jugman)
Since I pissed in this jugman of mine (Jugman Jugman)
* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:39
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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

External Organs posted:

I'm just gonna say it
Piss juggman is hot
Is that suit ventilated??

i hope not

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:39
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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016

Large Testicles posted:

https://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1704200327140987083

I'm pumped for Death Stranding 2.

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:39
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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
breathing piss fumes 24/7

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:39
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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016

Grey Fox posted:

Death Stranding 2 shaping up nicely

This!!!!

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:40
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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
i have evolved beyond the need for oxygen

all i need is

PISS!!!

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:40
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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Large Testicles posted:

https://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1704200327140987083


Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie (Black tie)
I don't need a reason why-hy-hy

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a piss jug man

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:41
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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

UFOTacoMan posted:

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie (Black tie)
I don't need a reason why-hy-hy

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a piss jug man
* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:41
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
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karlach, when the peg fell

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:41
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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Large Testicles posted:

https://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1704200327140987083

pisssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 minutes!

Qurnah posted:

i have evolved beyond the need for oxygen

all i need is

PISS!!!


Wrex Ruckus posted:

pisssssssssssssssssssssssssss
* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:41
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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016

UFOTacoMan posted:

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie (Black tie)
I don't need a reason why-hy-hy

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a piss jug man
* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:41
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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I pissed my jug today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the piss
The only thing that's real

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:43
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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Qurnah posted:

i'm just gonna say it idk if i get probed

boebert is hot af

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you know, this is something you can keep to yourself

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

 free hootington from the villainy of sn

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:44
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 minutes!

External Organs posted:

I pissed my jug today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the piss
The only thing that's real
* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:45
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
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Lpzie posted:

free hootington from the villainy of sn

the only cure is to burn him at the stake, like savonarola

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:46
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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

FistEnergy posted:

the trick to avoiding forum drama and poster wars is to never remember any poster's name or backstory. every post I make is fired out into the void and immediately forgotten. name of the poster I'm quote tweeting? Doesn't matter. What happened in the 80 pages between my quote tweet and the last post? Irrelevant. That's my goon advice from lasting almost 25 years here. Be a goldfish.

:justpost:

just trup

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

VideoKid posted:

same old, same old

lol :hmmyes:

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




 mods just out of control

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Day 985 of Donald Trump not getting locked up

six years is more days than that

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Louisgod posted:

gently caress you
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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

FistEnergy posted:

the trick to avoiding forum drama and poster wars is to never remember any poster's name or backstory. every post I make is fired out into the void and immediately forgotten. name of the poster I'm quote tweeting? Doesn't matter. What happened in the 80 pages between my quote tweet and the last post? Irrelevant. That's my goon advice from lasting almost 25 years here. Be a goldfish.

:justpost:

Spoken like a true poster

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Lpzie posted:

free hootington from the villainy of sn

don't worry grandpappy will be back shortly

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Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

magiccarpet posted:

mods just out of control

you're not in control unless ur out of control

* # ? Sep 19, 2023 20:49
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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

Mr Hootington posted:

Last call for the midday plinkey pm. Will be back with it later tonight.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTGAocD1_ow

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
"Go ahead and fill up thse oil jugs for these boys.
With pine-cone liquor?
Hell naw. peepee in them jugs"

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
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Shifty Nipples posted:

six years is more days than that

Shut up nerd

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
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I can't count good

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

magiccarpet posted:

mods just out of control

i ama wild and crazy guy

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Shut up nerd

:mad:

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ_gn0E87Qo

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

ArmZ posted:

glenn loves orban lol

Don’t mention that name to me. I have those posters blocked, makes reading the forums more enjoyable.

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Korean Boomhauer posted:

you're not in control unless ur out of control
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91923
Sep 19, 2023

Mr Hootington posted:

plinkey



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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
it's funny reading d&d threads from like 2010 and theyre calling each other glenn beck lovers as burns

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Korean Boomhauer posted:

you're not in control unless ur out of control

loved this level up message in Morrowind

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