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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Turned on the furnace and it loving rules, hot water heat kicks rear end. got spicy heat friends in every room in the house

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

a ditch hopefully, gently caress tall people

Sleep on a ditch?

Come on now

That phrasing doesn't work

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Sleep on a ditch?

Come on now

That phrasing doesn't work

You have to do it very carefully

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Sleep on a ditch?

Come on now

That phrasing doesn't work

Choke in a dick

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

a ditch hopefully, gently caress tall people

lol absolutely under 5’7”

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

lumpentroll posted:

lol absolutely under 5’7”

Being short rules

Especially with trains, plains, and automobiles shrinking

I am like the last person comfortable on a domestic flight

Eat my rear end tall people

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Also my heart doesn't have to work as hard intrinsically

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

DoombatINC posted:

i mean i get why a lot of people dont have the patience to sift through the unentertaining turds to find the nuggets of gold, but luckily im here to take the bullet and tell people: if theres a way for you to watch The Unborn II (1994) you should probably get tf on it pronto

https://i.imgur.com/Zc9uLlJ.mp4

ive seen this very serious not at all intentionally funny horror movie (about one woman raising a huge goopy evil baby and another woman trying to kill all the evil babies before its ambiguously too late) maybe three times now, and every time i lose my complete poo poo hollering at the title drop

https://i.imgur.com/HOiQ5zq.mp4

not even really laughing just inarticulate hollering with food falling out of my mouth kinda

loving lmao downloading this immediately

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lumpentroll posted:

lol absolutely under 5’7”

I'm 5"7" poo poo's cheap when you're short

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


short kings unite

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I'm just a stupid rear end in a top hat, not a short king, but I hope all the short kings unite. good luck you guys

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm just a stupid rear end in a top hat,

yeah dude we know

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
ah gotta crouch down and say hello to our short friends

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Schmoe Cwead posted:

ah gotta crouch down and say hello to our short friends

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

what do very tall people sleep on

the ground

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
donald j trump is tall

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

a ditch hopefully, gently caress tall people

oh poo poo a short landlord

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
tall people get used to sleeping on their side scrunched up

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

RandomBlue posted:

oh poo poo a short landlord

closer to the land, easier to lord

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
and keeping an eye on ceiling fans and low hanging lights and short doorways and loving CEILING FANS WHEN YOU STRETCH

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

RandomBlue posted:

tall people get used to sleeping on their side scrunched up

i just cannonball into bed

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I'm the tallest member of my family ever and I'm 5'10. Many short jews in my lineage.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

RandomBlue posted:

tall people get used to sleeping on their side scrunched up

I sleep with a pillow between my legs

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

External Organs posted:

I'm the tallest member of my family ever and I'm 5'10. Many short jews in my lineage.

shana tova!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Consummate Professional posted:

I sleep with a pillow between my legs

:hf:

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Consummate Professional posted:

I sleep with a pillow between my legs

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I found this picture of me from 2010. party hard

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I smoked then and didn't ride a bike. very hosed up

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Vim Fuego posted:

shana tova!

Yeah that was one of em

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Consummate Professional posted:

I sleep with a pillow between my legs

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
just lmao if you’re under 6’

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Consummate Professional posted:

I sleep with a pillow between my legs

I do this because my spine is extremely damaged

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
being exactly 6 feet tall is like being a daywalker like blade, you can easily travel in either world, exacting justice and revenge on the evil

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Ben Nerevarine posted:

depends on your definition of “alive”



drat


wtf is that shirt

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

gently caress tall people

that's the goal

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
72", just right

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