[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

Sometimes I get frustrated when some shithead gets their account hacked and the hacker doesn't do anything interesting with it, but in this case that's probably as good as it can get. What can you really get done impersonating don jr?

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# ? May 25, 2024 23:24

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

AxGrap posted:

Why don't hackers ever release the DMs

imbeciles on the whole

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:12

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

smarxist posted:

lately he has spent the last 6 months taking photos of trophy bass and salmon, sometimes mounted, sometimes not, in hawaiian shirts, a marlin in a gucci button up with the collar all fixed nice around its gills, just weird crass r. mutt poo poo. so every couple weeks he goes somewhere, takes a photo, finishes a few choice cuts and sends everything off and goes back to doing whatever, and he's making insane money, guy seems stupefied even explaining his good fortune to me, "it's like shooting fish in apparel, smarx."

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:14

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

It's not like there are dms from his dad or anybody else important in there

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:14

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

AxGrap posted:

Why don't hackers ever release the DMs

Bitcoin ransom

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:15

Harton: Jun 13, 2001

Milosh posted:

When Lucy Dacus came to my town a few years ago ALL of my depressed patient's went and saw her. They talked to me all about it their next session and how they sobbed the whole time.

oh poo poo are you that goons therapist?

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:15

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:16

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

WrasslorMonkey posted:

!!!!

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:18

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

Milosh posted:

When Lucy Dacus came to my town a few years ago ALL of my depressed patient's went and saw her. They talked to me all about it their next session and how they sobbed the whole time.

sounds like they were impressed

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:19

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Gordon Geckoishly: Catharsis is good.

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:22

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Colossus is Russian so this checks out #standwithukraine 🇺🇦

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:23

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Lucy Dorkus

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:23

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:23

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Only 242 posts overnight. Very sad!

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:25

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Only 242 posts overnight. Very sad!

How late will you be working tonight, Mr. Startup

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:26

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

External Organs posted:

How late will you be working tonight, Mr. Startup

I slept in today until 8:42 AM as a form of protest

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:28

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

heh. nothing personnel, kid
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# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:28

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I slept in today until 8:42 AM as a form of protest

Tired energy!

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:28

ELTON JOHN: Feb 17, 2014

tacodaemon posted:

this seems to happen to terfs a lot, maybe they should think about that

lol her name is jebra

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:29

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

ELTON JOHN posted:

lol her name is jebra

Jebra!

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:31

Serfer: Mar 10, 2003; The piss tape is real

ELTON JOHN posted:

lol her name is jebra

Al! Jebra!

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:34

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:35

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

I'm going to laugh when he dies in his early fifties. Best feel good story of this year

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:40

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

UFOTacoMan posted:

tech bros cannot stop being incurably weird

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:41

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm going to laugh when he dies in his early fifties. Best feel good story of this year

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:41

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I have a job interview today and I somehow lost my laptop. I guess I'll use my phone?

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:47

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I�m working on a device that lets you live a shorter but more enjoyable life. I call it alcohol

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:47

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Post quality and length is a very good marker for posting age, of which we are all ancient. Lurkers will live forever.

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:48

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

imagine if you will being owned by loving lynwood
https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1704485897226314038

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:49

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:49

gregday: May 23, 2003

a very sane and reliable witness you definitely want on the stand

https://twitter.com/dsamuelsohn/status/1704493233256923510

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:52

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

sad girl autumn is here

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:55

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

gregday posted:

a very sane and reliable witness you definitely want on the stand

https://twitter.com/dsamuelsohn/status/1704493233256923510

I imagine Trump's lawyers are scrambling to get him on the phone right now to try to hold him back from TRUTHing out some witness intimidation. They will not be successful.

# ? Sep 20, 2023 14:58