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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Don’t forget the biannual remasters/re-releases over the next decade if Skyrim is any indication

Forever and ever, amen.

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

How do I pre order the starfield remake

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Beartaco posted:

Don't do this. Play 2, honestly. It's both very good and only like 20 hours long.

shut up idiot

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

play witcher 1 and then transfer your save to 2

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Why didn't they crowd fund it

Star Citizen already has that scam running.

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
i haven't played witcher 1 and they're remaking it so i don't think i will, would rather play the remake fresh

witcher 2 and 3 are great though

it's a shame for people who can't get into witcher 3 cos i think it's easily the best of these open world fantasy games story wise. it's got the advantage of having dozens of interesting characters already in existence with histories, but it's smart enough not to waste a lot of time on explaining things and you just get swept up in how alive it all feels. it's sleazy at times yeah (which isn't a criticism), but it's also one of the more adult fantasy epics around.

or maybe you just bounce off it in white orchard cos the gameplay's kinda wobbly and it doesn't put it's best foot forward storywise either

roomtone fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Sep 20, 2023

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Witcher? I hardly knew her! :xd:

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Don’t forget the biannual remasters/re-releases over the next decade if Skyrim is any indication

Taking bets on if Oblivion remastered will be worse than the GTA remastered trilogy.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it’ll be every bit as good as the warcraft 3 remaster

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
They're doing an Oblivion remaster???????

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

smoobles posted:

They're doing an Oblivion remaster???????

And Fallout 3 lol

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

sex excellence posted:

largest dump of the year

The huge dumps thread is thattaway

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Doom year zero caught my eye in that leak list.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Yeah I'd actually really like a polished HD version of Oblivion, even if it meant no mods because I'd only play it through maybe twice. Same for FO3.

But it won't be polished, everything will be AI upscaled, and there will be new bugs and probably new cosmetic DLC.

And maybe they'll pull a Rockstar and pull the old versions of the game off every platform

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

there cannot be a single person on earth who wants a fallout 3 remaster

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just get an AI to upscale the assets, done

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Buce posted:

there cannot be a single person on earth who wants a fallout 3 remaster


I remember arguing with a guy on these forums, he prefered the literal wall of garbage preventing you from walking into DC in FO3 rather than the metaphorical wall of violence that stops you from walking right towards the New Vegas strip in FNV. And that tying your character down to the Vault 101 backstory was better for roleplaying than the blank-slate protagonist of New Vegas.

I bet he'd pre-order it.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Buce posted:

there cannot be a single person on earth who wants a fallout 3 remaster

Someone I used to work with asked me about videogames once and I said fallout New Vegas was one of my favorite games. They said "oh I hate that one" and "fallout 3 is my favorite game ever"

Dr. Video Games 0135
May 20, 2003

That's gonna be a zoinks from me, Scoob
lmao imagine wanting to replay two of the most boring and jank games in history. and what kind of effort is Bethesda even gonna put into it

numberoneposter posted:

just get an AI to upscale the assets, done

bingo

Dr. Video Games 0135
May 20, 2003

That's gonna be a zoinks from me, Scoob
such tender nostalgia for the generic rpg world full of potato-faced npcs

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they'll manage to break compatibility with all the mods too

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

smoobles posted:

They're doing an Oblivion remaster???????

They better remaster the sex mods too or NO DEAL

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

horse rectum

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

PinheadSlim posted:

Taking bets on if Oblivion remastered will be worse than the GTA remastered trilogy.

Well, GTA sucks to begin with so my money is on Oblivion being better but it’ll be a photo finish either way.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

drat near Starfield ‘em

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

imo the key to happiness is to stop playing Bethesda games entirely and read about how much they suck instead

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Knot My President! posted:

imo the key to happiness is to stop playing Bethesda games entirely and read about how much they suck instead
no its to research and pedantically download 500 horny immersive mods before even starting a new game

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Gamers are poo poo people who don't deserve nice things and do deserve to be shaken until money falls out.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Woops wrong thread.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Sep 21, 2023

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

cumpantry posted:

shut up idiot

Sorry let me clarify. Witcher 1 is a miserable experience to play and the only reason you should is out of turbo fandom of The Witcher as a franchise or of an immense curiosity in weird mid budget eastern European RPGs.

It tries some interesting things on occasion but it's not worth it unless you fall into one of those two categories.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
And Witcher 2 conversely, is good and fun to play.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

the horse handling in 3 is brutal compared to rdr lol. ah well. the game is dece so far (enjoying the loop even tho earwicker doesn't want me to)

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

why dont you just play a GOOD rpg

fallout brotherhood of steel

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

earwitcher

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



cumpantry posted:

why dont you just play a GOOD rpg

there aren't any!

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

try "Oblivion"

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Deus Ex,

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Deus Ex is the fuckin best. But it's not an RPG. It's contains all the elements any FPS should strive for though, at least ones with RPG-lite goals.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Sep 21, 2023

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