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Injuryprone
Sep 26, 2007

Speak up, there's something in my ear.


Lil rear end bitch bites

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



I hope this guy ends up losing all of his money and his sinecure jobs and ends up having to live on $12/hr

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


quote:

This is not to say that all NFTs are scams or that people should have nothing to do with them, but some NFT collections are remarkably stupid at best.
how HOW do you find space to put this into that article

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
kinda burying the lede that they bought like $40 of alcohol and not just the burger

but yes, airport food has always been a massive rip off and even bgiger rip-off these days. especially airport booze is basically for the elite rich traveller.

just bring some walnuts or a burrito + xanax to pop like a normal american. having worked briefly at airports and flown too much, the real secret sauce is that americans are fuckin' plastered on drugs when flying. lots of newbie flyers go "oh my gosh how can people stand this?? its so horrible to fly. i'm so anxious and it's so stressful!!" and it's like lol bitch you need to be poppin' xannies and drinking as much lovely tiny bottles of in-plane wine as possible like a normal human does.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
you shouldn’t eat starting 16 hours before your destination anyways to beat jet lag; then eat when you land at your destination.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


eat a real spicy burrito so you can destroy the airplane bathroom so bad they have to turn the plane around

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
just imagine what that meal looked like before he ate it shat it out and snapped a picture

90sgamer
Jun 28, 2023
fuck off worms butthole guy!!!

crepeface posted:

im going to vote for the president (trump)

*Government van parked outside your house drives off*

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

i would not recommend combining xanax with alcohol

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021

i thought that was a coke after it had diluted some

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2023/09/median-household-income.html
Real median household income after taxes fell 8.8% to $64,240 from 2021 to 2022 and the poverty rate after taxes as measured by the Supplemental Poverty Measure (SPM) increased 59% to 12.4%.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

comedyblissoption posted:

https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2023/09/median-household-income.html
Real median household income after taxes fell 8.8% to $64,240 from 2021 to 2022 and the poverty rate after taxes as measured by the Supplemental Poverty Measure (SPM) increased 59% to 12.4%.

why do you post messages like this that prove you love donald trump and want to kiss him on the mouth

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1704773408276250995

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

You could spent more than that on a single drink. What's in the glass, fucker?

(obv not aimed at WoJ)

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Rectal Death Adept posted:

why do you post messages like this that prove you love donald trump and want to kiss him on the mouth

because i do

right

on

the

lips.

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

That's some pretty easy journalism, "I ate a burg and a $40 scotch while travelling. Here's what this says about America."

Brilliant article David, keep them coming!!

David Brooks takes a cab
David Brooks goes to the marvel movie
David Brooks shops at dollar general, and then whole foods
David Brooks and the terrible horrible no good very bad day
David Brooks tries to bribe an usher to get better seats at the theatre review
David Brooks busks and fucks
David Brooks attempts to understand how to properly bag yard waste for garbage day
David Brooks used an ATM at a convenience store with hefty fees. What does this portend for Americans?

e: d Brooks off leash, the unreleased cuts

palindrome has issued a correction as of 11:48 on Sep 21, 2023

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

SKULL.GIF posted:

Found it, unnecessarily hard to find it, annoying.

goon rediscovers Cassandra, refuses to have anything to do with a woman

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

RadiRoot posted:

biden a communist now??

always was

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011

an amex is ~$600 a year

if he takes 10 flights a year he could just go to a lounge, have literally infinite food and alcohol, and still come out head

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

he’s trying to show he understands what the little guy is going through. Bad news for Joe!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

i feel like the shocking part here is that it took researchers so long to get to this point

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
lol that he picks all the green stuff off of his burger like a six year old

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

he's def going to try and get reimbursed by the Times for the meal

Griz
May 21, 2001


Grey Fox posted:

he's def going to try and get reimbursed by the Times for the meal

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Don't worry, electric cars will fix it all

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Grey Fox posted:

he's def going to try and get reimbursed by the Times for the meal

That might be the whole purpose of the article.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


It's cool that we somehow completely hosed an entire planet up in only 150 years or so

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Bar bill: $60
Food bill: $25
Tip: $0

Writing a tweet to pretend to be aware of average people's plight: Priceless

F_Shit_Fitzgerald has issued a correction as of 14:42 on Sep 21, 2023

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


There's no way that meal was $12. Probably $25 or more. Airport restaurants are very expensive.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Inflation is gonna go higher:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1704832031610306863

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

thriving in my JCO era

edit: lol https://twitter.com/JoyceCarolOates/status/1704851887374074247

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Nothus posted:

lol that he picks all the green stuff off of his burger like a six year old

that was the first thing I noticed followed by the little baby nibbles

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
food: $12
alcohol: $678
tip: $0

please someone good with numbers help me my family is starving

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It's cool that we somehow completely hosed an entire planet up in only 150 years or so

not that surprising considering we've released the energy of hundreds of millions of years worth of life in that time

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



We must immediately ban all cars

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

Nothus posted:

lol that he picks all the green stuff off of his burger like a six year old

while i’m sure it is just the burger toppings, i suspect they were sold separately as a salad for $12

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




New and exciting ways we could be permanently loving up our environment and don't even know about yet.

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

SKULL.GIF posted:

We must immediately ban all cars

we need people like this who can make the hard choices

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captainbananas
Sep 11, 2002

Ahoy, Captain!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

New and exciting ways we could be permanently loving up our environment and don't even know about yet.

we know about it just fine

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