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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:IIRC, all the components of a cell phone were originally researched for use by the military. Starlink was the same thing almost.
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Roundup Ready posted:There's that billionaire that died from botched dick embiggening surgery That's sure as hell a way to die.
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bro I'm buying you your joker avatar back
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DicktheCat posted:That's sure as hell a way to die. Also good way secure to everyone the knowledge that your dick wasnt good enough
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verbal enema posted:Also good way secure to everyone the knowledge that your dick wasnt good enough
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Sep 21, 2023 22:09
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blaze your dick
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zedprime posted:Everyone's dick could be better, even tailored to their individual partner(s). That's why today I am announcing my new start up Dicklink where we will be wiring ape dicks to teledildonic rigs so that anyone can have a dick of any size or shape at any time controlled as naturally as your own dick. My motto is: we are in the future, it's time to act like it.
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zedprime posted:Everyone's dick could be better, even tailored to their individual partner(s). That's why today I am announcing my new start up Dicklink where we will be wiring ape dicks to teledildonic rigs so that anyone can have a dick of any size or shape at any time controlled as naturally as your own dick. My motto is: we are in the future, it's time to act like it. Where do we send the money? Do you take crypto?
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please don't put dickchips in terminal monkeys
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R.L. Stine posted:blaze your dick Cyberpunk 2077 had a side quests about this.
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zedprime posted:Everyone's dick could be better, even tailored to their individual partner(s). That's why today I am announcing my new start up Dicklink where we will be wiring ape dicks to teledildonic rigs so that anyone can have a dick of any size or shape at any time controlled as naturally as your own dick. My motto is: we are in the future, it's time to act like it. this just makes it sound like i'm using an ape to gently caress by proxy
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Knowing Musk's love for Deus Ex, I can't help but feel that Yacc may be the first alpha of his Elisa Cassan.
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https://twitter.com/_Virus_Kid_/status/1704945686670709159 "now that he's not near our office anymore with a gun..."
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Midnight Voyager posted:https://twitter.com/_Virus_Kid_/status/1704945686670709159 Can't wait to hear Elon's rage tweet about this.
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Sep 21, 2023 23:18
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Elon got canceled?
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geonetix posted:"Twitter does everything within their power to stop anti-semitism" I got the exact same email at 3:08am this morning. 
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WhyteRyce posted:Elon got canceled? he got derezzed
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redshirt posted:Can't wait to hear Elon's rage tweet about this. Removing that was loving merciful lol
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lol I only learned about that whole thing from this thread not that long ago and just started a Corpo playthrough earlier today with the new patch and looked at that character coming into the bathroom and thought "that doesn't really look like Elon at all" only to find that they axed his dumb little gunpoint-cameo from the game altogether Bet he's fuming about it
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redshirt posted:Can't wait to hear Elon's rage tweet about this. Wasn't this supposed to be an insult? It was some weirdo bothering you in the toilet who existed only to be shooed off by the player, right? Sounds like Elon got exactly what he wanted
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Further Reading posted:Wasn't this supposed to be an insult? It was some weirdo bothering you in the toilet who existed only to be shooed off by the player, right? Sounds like Elon got exactly what he wanted I mean he wanted to be in the game
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They should have gave you the option to pee on Elon.
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Further Reading posted:Wasn't this supposed to be an insult? It was some weirdo bothering you in the toilet who existed only to be shooed off by the player, right? Sounds like Elon got exactly what he wanted According to CPR that never was his cameo at all
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean he wanted to be in the game I don't think he wanted to be a random NPC whose purpose is to be yelled at for being weird in a bathroom. It didn't even use his voice, right? (edit: confirmed not voiced by him, yeah) I think what's happening here is the devs got some revenge by making this joke character look like Elon and people who never played the sequence are assuming it was a flattering portrayal rather than extremely demeaning. Edit: Rotten Red Rod posted:According to CPR that never was his cameo at all Yeah this was my understanding too. It wasn't a cameo at all but a veiled insult, I guess a little too veiled. FurtherReading fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Sep 22, 2023 |
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Pyrtanis posted:That article about the monkeys reads like lab notes you'd find in a horror game, gently caress. It's a literal plot point in System Shock 2, the best sci-fi/horror game of all time. In fact, Dead Space and Prey (2017) (also amazing sci-fi/horror games) are basically homages to System Shock 2. That game is definitely where Elon got these ideas from. A couple of audio logs from the game: quote:Subject: re: Animal rights? quote:Subject: re: drat chimps
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nine-gear crow posted:They should have gave you the option to pee on Elon. you have this option irl
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Buce posted:you have this option irl maybe he'll buy you a horse afterward
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Buce posted:you have this option irl Is that why he takes the bodyguards to the bathroom?
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kazil posted:Is that why he takes the bodyguards to the bathroom? now you know
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poisonpill posted:This. This is the best summary of how elon “thinks” and “plans.” He sees something cool in a video game, he wants it, he announces that his company is making it. Somehow the morons haven’t figured out that he’s lying yet. He's Chris Chan with money.
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kazil posted:Is that why he takes the bodyguards to the bathroom? His bodyguards can't handle Piss Jugman.
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https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1704998729474871433 lol lmao replies are full of bluechecks celebrating the removal of ... a pretty good privacy feature
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redshirt posted:I'm rooting for The Yacc. I hope she's fully aware of how insane Musk is, and is just riding this crazy wave for further career advancement down the line. gently caress the Yacc, she's just as much of a Nazi as Elon is. That's why he chose her She can go straight to hell, and she definitely will at some point
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Sockser posted:https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1704998729474871433 Delete your Twitter account, Something Awful user "Sockser"
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90% chance they disable circles but in a way in which every post every reply guy made in a circle is now public
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Midnight Voyager posted:https://twitter.com/_Virus_Kid_/status/1704945686670709159 But I wanted to pistol whip him...
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...! posted:gently caress the Yacc, she's just as much of a Nazi as Elon is. That's why he chose her she’ll live rich and happy then take the same dirt nap as the rest of us
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kazil posted:
I misread this as quote:which of you fucks Ben? and had myself a chuckle. John Wick of Dogs posted:90% chance they disable circles but in a way in which every post every reply guy made in a circle is now public The revocation will be retroactive and all those nazi circles jerkles will be laid bare for nobody to care. 
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Dick Fontaine posted:she’ll live rich and happy then take the same dirt nap as the rest of us Let me have this
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