[Trump] I don't kiss men, but I kiss him.

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

emfive posted:

has anybody said Bitchburg Fentanyl Cloud yet?

I would but I don't want to be mean

Bonzo goes to Bitchburg

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:39

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:10

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Feels kind of weird quitting a job you don't totally hate but I'm really glad I won't share an office with babby chud during the election. This does result in a net content loss for the thread... very sorry to disappoint everyone.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:39

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

magiccarpet posted:

Don't all legal weed stores need cops out front, which in turn makes the block safer?

yeah that's how cops work, they make things safer

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:40

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

Rubellavator posted:

you can't be columbo anymore if you do

columbo investigates annoyingly

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:41

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

External Organs posted:

Feels kind of weird quitting a job you don't totally hate but I'm really glad I won't share an office with babby chud during the election. This does result in a net content loss for the thread... very sorry to disappoint everyone.

you don�t know that. your new office mate could be Donald Trump

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:41

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Ben Nerevarine posted:

you don’t know that. your new office mate could be Donald Trump

God, if only. I'd love to see him in one my ~~caves~~ offices

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:42

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

i just read the menendez tweet

https://x.com/MSNBC/status/1705220791426523166?s=20

https://x.com/MSNBC/status/1705219774693720185?s=20

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:42

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

i just read the menendez tweet

https://x.com/MSNBC/status/1705220791426523166?s=20

https://x.com/MSNBC/status/1705219774693720185?s=20

can you just copy and past i am not clicking

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:43

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

please stop using X . pls

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:43

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

many people are calling me every night, asking Why aren't you going to cover my shift next week?

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:43

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

euphronius posted:

please stop using X . pls

Take screenshots u morans

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:44

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

titty_baby_ posted:

Everywhere I've lived in this town has ended up having a dispensary within a block after legalization

Which is even more ironic now because im just getting free weed from people who grow for fun

My nearest was 5 miles, not that I was going there so frequently, but this is a nice upgrade

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:44

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

tenderjerk posted:

emfive we are going to austin next month for levitation fest, has anything cool happened in the city over the past couple of years i should be on the look out for, like a new breakfast taco or w/e

let me compile a list of worthwhile things and I'll get back to you

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:45

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

split shift is the devil's playground

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:45

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

you have to copy-paste the url, which is still twitter, the copy tweet link feature is on X and won�t embed here.

Nonsense has issued a correction as of 15:47 on Sep 22, 2023

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:45

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

euphronius posted:

please stop using X . pls

The rightwing pedophile web site? Does that need to be stated?

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:45

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

The Nastier Nate posted:

i just read the menendez tweet

https://x.com/MSNBC/status/1705220791426523166?s=20

https://x.com/MSNBC/status/1705219774693720185?s=20

who does this guy think he is, trump?

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:45

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

euphronius posted:

please stop using X . pls

No? It's the everything App

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:46

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

DrPossum posted:

The rightwing pedophile web site? Does that need to be stated?

X is the everything app! it includes that!

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:47

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Please keep drinking this poo poo at bedtime

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:47

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

more and more every day I'm becoming a diehard supporter of Texas secession

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:48

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

don't share > copy link, doesn't work

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:48

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

btw in case it's not clear almost all of the tweet-like entities I post screenshots of now are actually bluesky posts (the giveaway is that the @ is in the form of a full domain name)

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:50

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I have noticed taco 🙏

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:51

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

The Nastier Nate posted:

https://x.com/MSNBC/status/1705217777647181901?s=20

loving lol

Clarence Thomas when!?!

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:51

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

td did you submit your resume to the cia yet?

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:52

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Lpzie posted:

td did you submit your resume to the cia yet?

Is this part of the job application process??

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:53

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Apraxin posted:

who does this guy think he is, trump?

if they find a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it i'll just loving drop dead right now

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:54

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

tenderjerk posted:

emfive we are going to austin next month for levitation fest, has anything cool happened in the city over the past couple of years i should be on the look out for, like a new breakfast taco or w/e

looks like it's all downtown-ish; it used to be out in a swamp across the highway from the airport. I should make this a PM.

toop

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:56

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

more and more every day I'm becoming a diehard supporter of Texas secession

btw it's Kacsmaryk bc of course it is

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.txnd.374677/gov.uscourts.txnd.374677.59.0.pdf

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:56

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

i used to live within 5 mins of ~20 weed stores . theres fewer out here, but th food is better & more diverse .

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:57

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Kacsmaryk is trying to upend the last century or so of first amendment jurisprudence with that one. seriously it's a shoot-for-the-moon doozy

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:58

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

emfive posted:

has anybody said Bitchburg Fentanyl Cloud yet?

I would but I don't want to be mean

I'm hearing it more and more

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:59

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

That's some pimpish corruption.

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1705220791426523166

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:59

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I would not pay attention to district court opinions

# ? Sep 22, 2023 16:00

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

The Nastier Nate posted:

https://x.com/MSNBC/status/1705217777647181901?s=20

loving lol

he took the perfect bribes and they indicted him

# ? Sep 22, 2023 16:01

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

euphronius posted:

I would not pay attention to district court opinions

generally true but the Texas Trump appointees are a handy signal of which way the wind is blowing out of Leonard Leo's rear end in a top hat

# ? Sep 22, 2023 16:01

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Wow! Senator Christie!

# ? Sep 22, 2023 16:02