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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


emfive posted:

here's a "gee I wish that was me" video for all my posting friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WEU51Nq-oc

so if i understand this properly the poo poo volcano is essentially cumming into its own bellybutton?

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1705281225403822373

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
Donald.

Doogle.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Hatebag posted:

so if i understand this properly the poo poo volcano is essentially cumming into its own bellybutton?

...wha...what?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Hatebag posted:

so if i understand this properly the poo poo volcano is essentially cumming into its own bellybutton?

I don't think you're understanding this properly

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Nope he nailed it

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
obamna

SODA

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
thread title updated!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



my poo oo oo vent crack

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

poo ooh, oh no!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I am your orthopedic surgeon and I am advising you to keep posting that poo poo (as long as your posting legs are elevated and iced)

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Joementum posted:

gen x seems to have trouble understanding the concept too

https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1505967874799714310

lol :dementia:

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

is tooping still legal or do we have to tup now

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

better than the white house spread lol

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Ham Cheeks posted:

thread title updated!

:thanks:

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Rubellavator posted:

is tooping still legal or do we have to tup now

all manner of toop, tup, tep and troogle is accepted!

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
if we all just decided, every room could be a bathroom

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


AxGrap posted:

Nope he nailed it

ty

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

you're very welcome, External Organs!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

pov: you work at OSHA and you are beginning to suspect your manager "failed upwards"

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

what the gently caress

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

emfive posted:

if we all just decided, every room could be a bathroom

was is Kubrick who considered bathrooms to be the greater equalizer of sorts between the upper and lower classes?

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Ham Cheeks posted:

better than the white house spread lol

say that when you're having a mac attack

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Rubellavator posted:

is tooping still legal or do we have to tup now

some are Donald John Trumping

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

mags posted:

some are Donald John Trumping

:hmmno:

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

mags posted:

some are Donald John Tumping

:hmmyes:

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Toop

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Dootup Doot

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Tupthumping

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Happy Friday Spaced God, what's your dinner plans

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



...then he shot someone's dog and planted drugs on it! [pause for applause]


https://apnews.com/article/pig-heart-transplant-d894f6ce27b7db71ecb0ec393cac3e86

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Rubellavator posted:

is tooping still legal or do we have to tup now

you can always toop

it’s never prohibited

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




this is why terfs dont want me in the ladies room

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

...then he shot someone's dog and planted drugs on it! [pause for applause]


https://apnews.com/article/pig-heart-transplant-d894f6ce27b7db71ecb0ec393cac3e86



Didn't the first guy like, die? I mean I get that this dude was probably gonna die anyway but did we do anything differently this time or what

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

External Organs posted:

Vice Presidents are loving weirdos, all of them. Maybe even moreso than presidents.

Dick Cheney wasn’t weird he was just a james bond supervillian

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Rubellavator posted:

is tooping still legal or do we have to tup now

tumping and jumping today is trendy, as i understand

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

tacodaemon posted:

...then he shot someone's dog and planted drugs on it! [pause for applause]


https://apnews.com/article/pig-heart-transplant-d894f6ce27b7db71ecb0ec393cac3e86


I swear this was literally the plot of an older James bond movie, like they switched a human heart with a pig heart to try to kill a.man or something

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

titty_baby_ posted:

I swear this was literally the plot of an older James bond movie, like they switched a human heart with a pig heart to try to kill a.man or something

You're thinking of mission impossipig

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