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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/TrumpLatinos24/status/1705343045837680681





Pooky has issued a correction as of 03:49 on Sep 23, 2023

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

new Nick Adams character just dropped

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

me at ur posts

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SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea


gonna blast this one at work

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

hundo says he's measuring his height with shoes on

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Spoondick posted:

hundo says he's measuring his height with shoes on

187 iq move right there

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/ProudElephantUS/status/1705368730988089531
owning the libs by being comfy

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I am going to listen to rap but I won't do the others.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


wow

owned

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


I'm at one of those jumpy gym things rn high af and my hemmeroid is killing me lol

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1705346051626999808/vid/avc1/720x720/e-jtwiMmUcz6CpM4.mp4?tag=14

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1705375277159981056/pu/vid/avc1/480x400/qjO5Tp4Z9igWBAWU.mp4?tag=12

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

hey yourself

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

rand paul sued for sexual harrassment after numerous "dis robe" jokes made to staffers

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Spoondick posted:

cannabis is an effective anti emetic and appetite stimulant which has been used to treat those symptoms successfully in chemotherapy patients for decades, and now many states permit the sale of this product in useful formulations while assuring purity and strength without numerous legal hoops at very reasonable prices compared to prescription medications

gently caress you

Do all of you have cancer?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

edgy cancer jokes.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Taco Duck posted:

I'm at one of those jumpy gym things rn high af and my hemmeroid is killing me lol

I had one of those once, and you might be using it wrong. Turns out, the preparation h tube is supposed to be inserted into the rear end in a top hat and squirted. I think that's why they keep the instructions on the inside.

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Mr Hootington posted:

Do all of you have cancer?

Why do you post here?

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/EpochTimes/status/1705368881420967991
problem solved

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
But if you get the wipes, don't try and finger yourself (unless you really want). i guess just chalk it up as a w

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Mr Hootington posted:

Do all of you have cancer?

no but we aren't rectally dosing suppositories intended for chemo patients or assuming that someone who does use one is using it because they're in the downward spiral of a terrible marijuana addiction like some kinda weird rear end in a top hat

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

weed is my fortnite

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Still talking about the marijuana suppositories eh?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I suppose we are

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/TheLeoTerrell/status/1705326799545127412

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1705344373523628032/vid/avc1/1280x720/ctFQ9JEEXqeRtuMe.mp4?tag=14

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/NEWSMAX/status/1705348752570277999
:911:

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Someone give me a sixer before I inform a user of their undiagnosed chromosome surplus.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Zeriel posted:

Why do you post here?

why do you bother getting up in the morning?

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Zeriel posted:

Someone give me a sixer before I inform a user of their undiagnosed chromosome surplus.

😡

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Life Coachingly: have you considered taking more "me" time?

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


It's not you

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

emfive posted:

we're currently working our way through Silicon Valley, which is excellent and almost depressing because it's poo poo I've lived through.

after that I'm going to push for DS9 or TNG because I need a couple months of comforting stories to make me go to bed at night. Maybe it will be cold soon.

I recommend Xena and/or Hercules. Xena is a better show but they are both excellent

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Fringe is good

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Regarde Aduck posted:

why do you bother getting up in the morning?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohHJ8pyKofw

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1705333040543617025/vid/avc1/1280x720/lOTXBP9kmP4x6ccx.mp4?tag=14

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Zeriel posted:

Someone give me a sixer before I inform a user of their undiagnosed chromosome surplus.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ok

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
gently caress. All my gummies melted together.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

SirPablo posted:

gently caress. All my gummies melted together.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

gues you'll have to eat them all at once

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