[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Clown world Lowe's has always been bad

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:27

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# ? May 25, 2024 15:52

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

https://twitter.com/NewsHour/status/989967420314943490

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:27

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

Spoondick posted:

the employees are busy not giving a gently caress at all because they hate their bullshit low wage job and their managers because they're one bad week from resorting to stealing a riding mower to make rent

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:29

piss guzzler 420: Dec 25, 2022

gently caress you pooky

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:31

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

On numerous occasions I told the Air Force and Lockheed Martin that the F-35 Fighter Jet is, in effect, DEFECTIVE, because it only has one engine and no STEAM. They told me that the engine is so good and reliable that it will never break down. I said that�s not possible, everything breaks down at one time or another, just look at Crooked Joe Biden. You need redundancy, you need TWO ENGINES! No high cost modern day plane should have only one engine. Well, an F-35 fell out of the sky yesterday. Hear we go again! I also recommended to �bad maintenance� Boeing that they should not lengthen the unattractive, fat, and slow 737 to get a larger plane, they should go, instead, to an updated fast, beautiful, and sleek 757, the �Praying Mantis.� It is commercial pilots favorite plane to fly. Had they listened to me, years ago, they wouldn�t have had the disaster known as the 737 MAX. Those two horrible tragedies would never have happened. As they say, �Trump was right about everything.� Thank you!!!

He's completely right lol

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:32

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

piss guzzler 420 posted:

gently caress you pooky

if you shortened this to fouoky I'm not sure I'd know what you're talking about so I'm glad you didn't.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:33

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

Zerg Mans posted:

He's completely right lol

he�s the most right broken clock, it�s amazing how often it is the proverbial �twice a day� for him

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:34

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Lpzie posted:

my match is about 40 minutes away... ya'll better come out and show some love !

I'm going to try!

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:34

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

Spoondick posted:

the employees are busy not giving a gently caress at all because they hate their bullshit low wage job and their managers because they're one bad week from resorting to stealing a riding mower to make rent

dunno why they are even acting all like that. if they just did that casually and with confidence, nobody would care.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:38

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

they left half the bagger in the parking lot. loving amateurs.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:40

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

a lot of u hate those big f150s trucks and whatever but look what u can do with them. u'd be a fool not to buy one for the coming days.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:42

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

im gonna buy this one day

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:43

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Lpzie posted:

im gonna buy this one day

hell yea road trip

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:47

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

next match is mine. wear ur best rain coats in the stands !

https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:48

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

how are there only 6 episods of garth margngis dark place?!

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:49

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

DrPossum posted:

how are there only 6 episods of garth margngis dark place?!

because this is the dark place, next question

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:51

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

DrPossum posted:

how are there only 6 episods of garth margngis dark place?!

You can only have a little Matt Berry at a time.

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:53

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

open up the club

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:54

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Red Baron posted:

because this is the dark place, next question

no it's not funny here

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:54

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

I would do anything for a lurker post but I won't do that

# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:56

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

i ate a chicken parm sandwich that was so delicious i immediately collapsed into a coma

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:10

big mean giraffe: Dec 13, 2003; Eat Shit and Die; Lipstick Apathy

DrPossum posted:

how are there only 6 episods of garth margngis dark place?!

because brits know when to stop making a show instead of running it into the ground (usually)

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:11

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

DoombatINC posted:

https://twitter.com/NewsHour/status/989967420314943490

what an hero

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:11

piss guzzler 420: Dec 25, 2022

reading some CLAUDE SIMON and waiting for the edible to hit. Saturday night trumpin

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:11

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

the steam presidency lol

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:13

Boob Cop: Jan 1, 2023

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/carolinerenard_/status/1705648680957821231?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN5PJaDbzrE

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:14

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Joementum posted:

gen x seems to have trouble understanding the concept too

https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1505967874799714310

Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:16

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

We need a dedicated police officer for every Lowes. Fire any employees who do nothing if they catch somebody stealing.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:18

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Looking good Lpzie. Good luck.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:20

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

He's everywhere..

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:20

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

AxGrap posted:

Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?

about tiiiiiiiimme

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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:21

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

Ben Nerevarine posted:

2 cheeks 1 pill

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:25

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

big mean giraffe posted:

because brits know when to stop making a show instead of running it into the ground (usually)

still say its a crime we only got 4 episodes of Stephen Mangan as Dirk Gently

british TV show creators are content to just go "and err so on and so forth, you get the idea," after 4 episodes and end poo poo lol

# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:26