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Schadenfreude noun. /ˈʃɑːdnfrɔɪdə/ /ˈʃɑːdnfrɔɪdə/ [uncountable] (from German) a feeling of pleasure at the bad things that happen to other people. Previous Thread We all love the classics: rope swings, premature celebrations, cat chaos, Ow! My Balls, cooking fails, dash cams, children falling over, people acting like they’re on Jackass, etc. The general vibe is a slightly meaner, edgier AFV. What we do NOT love is anything graphic resulting in death or near-death injury (unless you have an article that says something like, “Miraculously, she survived the collision with only minor injuries”), any kind of abuse to humans or animals, political stuff that leads to derails, or bloodlust. If you have any concerns that someone has posted content that breaks those guidelines, please report the post or message a mod. A lot of people in the previous thread requested the scripts that automatically resize posts, so here they are: Swilo posted:
Takes No Damage posted:This one also autopauses and sets the volume to 20% A note about Twitter embeds: currently, twitter.com links will embed correctly, x.com links will not. If there’s something that should be preserved for posterity, please rehost it. , have fun!
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The real schad is me never catching up on the last 4k posts in the old thread. Maybe now I'll actually stay current and not just watch the number of unread posts tick ever larger like the in-box badge on my phone.
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https://i.imgur.io/KMlXYYA.mp4
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 20:59 |
https://i.imgur.com/kLdXj7w.mp4
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:00 |
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:According to bird law that person is now divorced. According to bird law that bird is now married to that lady's husband.
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:04 |
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1fd36uyy31r0uzl6.mp4
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:07 |
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If I hire you to trim a tree, or really do anything, and at some point your chainsaw blade touches me without my explicit request, you are getting a very bad review on Google Maps.
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:16 |
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Subjunctive posted:If I hire you to trim a tree, or really do anything, and at some point your chainsaw blade touches me without my explicit request, you are getting a very bad review on Google Maps. Yo if you hire tree people you need to get out of their way and not "help"
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Subjunctive posted:If I hire you to trim a tree, or really do anything, and at some point your chainsaw blade touches me without my explicit request, you are getting a very bad review on Google Maps. That is almost certainly his wife.
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:20 |
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Oh the arborist's wife Fears for her life When she feels the tip of the saw But each time she survives the thrill amps her sex drive; Some might say that's even the draw!
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:34 |
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Brawnfire posted:Oh the arborist's wife Beautiful
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:40 |
https://i.imgur.com/aKZ8bED.mp4 She's at a sports event being shown on the giant TVs to the whole stadium and she notices.
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:44 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:https://i.imgur.com/aKZ8bED.mp4 Is she dipping a chicken finger in soda?
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:49 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Is she dipping a chicken finger in soda? what else you gonna do with dry rear end stadium tendies
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:51 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Is she dipping a chicken finger in soda? Please, that is a “boneless wing” or “tender”, and priced accordingly.
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:51 |
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These threads always move uncommonly fast so it's nice to be on page one
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:52 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2I3Gf3Sec
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:53 |
AceClown posted:what else you gonna do with dry rear end stadium tendies Take a bite of of your tendy then take a sip of soda Like a god damned sane person
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:53 |
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Hihohe posted:Take a bite of of your tendy then take a sip of soda You mean buy a thing of ranch like a fat blooded American
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 22:00 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:https://i.imgur.com/aKZ8bED.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/XzLd2u0.mp4
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 22:08 |
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https://i.imgur.com/L1ioYFL.mp4 Shodden froid
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 22:14 |
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Cyrano4747 posted:The real schad is me never catching up on the last 4k posts in the old thread. Maybe now I'll actually stay current and not just watch the number of unread posts tick ever larger like the in-box badge on my phone. Page one and it's already coming from inside the thread for me Subjunctive posted:If I hire you to trim a tree, or really do anything, and at some point your chainsaw blade touches me without my explicit request, you are getting a very bad review on Google Maps. On the other hand, nothing actually came crashing down so this may actually be an OSHA success story? Kinda? Hihohe posted:Take a bite of of your tendy then take a sip of soda You're never gonna get fried batter flavored soda that way
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 22:46 |
Mmmm, that fresh new thread smell. Sound required, especially if you're a fan of Ginuwine. https://i.imgur.com/3kkVCiE.mp4
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 22:55 |
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BlackIronHeart posted:Mmmm, that fresh new thread smell. when I die, and the video containing my last will and testament is played, please just swap it with this
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 23:13 |
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Goodbye schad thread. Now that's it's gone from GBS I will rarely see it and therefore not contribute often. It was a good 4 year run.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:08 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Goodbye schad thread. Now that's it's gone from GBS I will rarely see it and therefore not contribute often. I feel the same way about GBS now, never gonna see that forum again
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:17 |
https://i.imgur.com/k1zzDHE.mp4 Giraffes are basically horses that have had the elongate slider beaten into submission
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:21 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Goodbye schad thread. Now that's it's gone from GBS I will rarely see it and therefore not contribute often. Can you not bookmark it?
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:31 |
https://i.imgur.com/GaGpq9f.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/TPkMR8S.mp4
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:32 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Goodbye schad thread. Now that's it's gone from GBS I will rarely see it and therefore not contribute often. yeah, agreed. sucks
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:33 |
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Soul Dentist posted:Can you not bookmark it? I don't bookmark threads. You have to see them first in the wild in order to bookmark them and that's the benefit of not just going through your bookmarked list. You see more threads that might be interesting. Also I'm very lazy.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:37 |
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I feel like the sink was not installed properly if it can’t handle the weight of a full load of water plus maybe twice that much again in the form of some goober leaning on it.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:38 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Goodbye schad thread. Now that's it's gone from GBS I will rarely see it and therefore not contribute often. I hadn't even noticed TBH, I just bookmarked it and carried on about my day. Will be a bit crap if everyone stops posting though.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:47 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I don't bookmark threads. You have to see them first in the wild in order to bookmark them and that's the benefit of not just going through your bookmarked list. You see more threads that might be interesting. I believe it auto bookmarks a thread when you post in it.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:47 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I don't bookmark threads. You have to see them first in the wild in order to bookmark them and that's the benefit of not just going through your bookmarked list. You see more threads that might be interesting. So you don't use bookmarks, to ensure that you get to see more threads. But then complain that you won't see this thread, because you won't bookmark it.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:51 |
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Platystemon posted:I feel like the sink was not installed properly if it can’t handle the weight of a full load of water plus maybe twice that much again in the form of some goober leaning on it. I'm not familiar with the details, but what we can see of that kitchen screams apartment to me, so "lovely install" is a safe bet.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:51 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I believe it auto bookmarks a thread when you post in it. That is true. And I just checked for maybe the 3rd time since I've had an account and I have 39 pages of bookmarked threads. Yikes. Wingnut Ninja posted:So you don't use bookmarks, to ensure that you get to see more threads. But then complain that you won't see this thread, because you won't bookmark it. No, I just won't see it as often as I don't visit PYF very frequently and I only look at the meme thread here.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 00:52 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Also I'm very lazy. I am a lazy man, but this... I aspire to be this lazy. Even though it's a step or two away from "forgot to breathe" kind of lazy.
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Trabant posted:I am a lazy man, but this... I aspire to be this lazy. This dude gets it.
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