[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

This is basically my fit today.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:13

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# ? May 27, 2024 14:12

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

buddykins did you take that job yet

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:14

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Consummate Professional posted:

buddykins did you take that job yet

what job

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:14

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Bearjew posted:

what job

This another chapter closes.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:18

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

something about running trains

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:18

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

mdemone posted:

Milley is a witness in the J6 case, so Chutkan would be well within her purview to come down on him.

she won't, of course, but she's going to eventually have to make some kind of order about it

She might as well just pre trial detain him just to get a head start on the cluster gently caress of actually jailing a president. Like what's their plan if he gets guilty verdicts, just scratch their heads and wonder what to do next.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:18

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Bearjew posted:

what job

blow

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:23

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 369 days!

imagine the kinda degenerate you gotta be to be on this grind, speng31b you legit have loving brain problems lol

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:25

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

tenderjerk posted:

imagine the kinda degenerate you gotta be to be on this grind, speng31b you legit have loving brain problems lol

what'd they do

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:26

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

deathbysnusnu posted:

She might as well just pre trial detain him just to get a head start on the cluster gently caress of actually jailing a president. Like what's their plan if he gets guilty verdicts, just scratch their heads and wonder what to do next.

at the very least she ought to impose escalating fines, starting now. if he keeps doing it, gag him. if he keeps doing it, hold him in contempt.

there's like seven steps she can take before getting to detention. and of course he would never be detained pre-trial, it's just not going to happen unless he kills a bailiff in front of her

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:26

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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WrasslorMonkey posted:

what'd they do

you don't actually have to do anything to get chainprobed by Spengebob

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:27

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 369 days!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

what'd they do

did not conform to the circle jerk thread + speng and lobster shirt will do anything to stay in those freaks good graces

clown forums

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:27

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Filthy Hans posted:

you don't actually have to do anything to get chainprobed by Spengebob

concerning

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:29

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

I can not stop making GBS threads this morning

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:30

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

buddykins did you take that job yet

he loving better

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:30

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

you guys don't appreciate the corrupting power of internet clout on the something awful dot com forums in the year 2023

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:31

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

CODChimera posted:

he loving better

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:32

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I can not stop making GBS threads this morning

try Metamucil before you go to bed

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:33

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

gonna complain loudly about why everyone dogpiles a few threads instead of spreading the posting out to the personal fiefdoms of fragile nerds who will abuse any modicum of power given to them

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:34

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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free Schmoe Queef

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:34

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

https://twitter.com/iazyboy/status/1705681077052878945?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:35

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

do ppl even care about chain probes? seems like a lot of work

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:36

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/iazyboy/status/1705681077052878945?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ

what happened now

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:37

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

which is more pathetic: setting an alarm to repeatedly interrupt your real loving life (lmao you clearly don't have one) to probe a user on the something awful dot com forums or taking the time to write a script to do it for you (a more efficient option but again what the gently caress are you doing with your life lmao)

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:38

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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CODChimera posted:

do ppl even care about chain probes? seems like a lot of work

sure is

I took a day off posting a couple weeks ago and found someone had been chainprobing me and I had 6 minutes to go on the third probe before I could post

if I had logged on 7 minutes later I might never even have known how much someone had owned me that day

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:38

Harton: Jun 13, 2001

CODChimera posted:

do ppl even care about chain probes? seems like a lot of work

it�s kinda disgusting shitboy behavior but nerds are gonna nerd

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:39

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

The NYPD is launching a new pilot program for a robot that will patrol the subway, New York City Mayor Eric Adams announced in a press conference Friday morning. The robot will have a two-month trial period in the Times Square subway station, accompanied by a cop at all times, the mayor said.

�We�re taking existing technology�cameras, being able to communicate with people�and we�re placing it on wheels,� Adams said, pointing to the robot.

The Knightscope K5 security robot weighs about 400 pounds and can move at a maximum speed of three miles per hour.

�This is not a pushover,� Adams said, pointing to the robot. He then walked over to the robot and tried to push it over four times, saying it was �heavy.� The robot did not tilt, but rolled away from Adams at the first push. �It�s 420 pounds. It�s New York tested.�

K5 will be in the station from midnight to 6 a.m., recording video that the NYPD can review if an emergency or crime occurs, Adams said. It will not, however, go onto the subway platforms, as it cannot navigate stairs. Both Adams and the chief of NYPD Transit, Michael Kemper, said the machine will not employ facial recognition technology yet.

When reached for comment, an NYPD spokesperson directed Motherboard to a general policy for facial recognition software, which covers body cameras and security cameras but does not specifically mention a robot.

�It will not record audio, and it will not use facial recognition,� Adams said. �However, the K5 does have a button that connects you immediately to a live person, that New Yorkers can utilize 24-7, with questions, concerns, or to report an incident if needed.�

The NYPD does not own the robot, Adams said, but is in fact leasing it from the Knightscope company during the trial period for $9 per hour, which the mayor said was helpful due to the �very challenging budget restraints� of the NYPD. The police department�s current budget for Fiscal Year 2023 is $5.83 billion.

When asked by a reporter how much the robot cost, Adams said, laughing, �I know you wanted to write about how we�re wasting money, but I�m taking your thunder away. We�re leasing at $9 an hour.� This figure does not include the cost of the human officer who will be guarding the robot.

400 pounds at 3 miles per hour. It meets the standards for NYPD physical fitness.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:40

Harton: Jun 13, 2001

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:40

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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Spoondick posted:

which is more pathetic: setting an alarm to repeatedly interrupt your real loving life (lmao you clearly don't have one) to probe a user on the something awful dot com forums or taking the time to write a script to do it for you (a more efficient option but again what the gently caress are you doing with your life lmao)

not naming names but one of the people who has chainprobed me multiple times has 3 kids and still found the time to keep up the chainprobing schedule like a Swiss railroad conductor

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:41

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Harton posted:

it�s kinda disgusting shitboy behavior but nerds are gonna nerd

hi Harton

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:41

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

y�all are weird, I�m glad I am standing Outside the Circle

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:45

Oglethorpe: Aug 8, 2005

mdemone posted:

at the very least she ought to impose escalating fines, starting now. if he keeps doing it, gag him. if he keeps doing it, hold him in contempt.

there's like seven steps she can take before getting to detention. and of course he would never be detained pre-trial, it's just not going to happen unless he kills a bailiff in front of her

not sure about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTACH1eVIaA

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:50

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

tenderjerk posted:

imagine the kinda degenerate you gotta be to be on this grind, speng31b you legit have loving brain problems lol

Fricking epic

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:55

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:56

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 6 hours!

chain probed? you get what you deserve :cool:

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:56

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

i gotta tear this mf out, clean it up and put it back in i think, it stalls out right after start... it was sitting in a shed for 15 years and we had a mechanic get it running but afterwards we had to drive it 20 miles home and i think the ethanol gas dissolved some of the gunk in the fuel line and gummed up the carb, either that or a vacuum leak maybe

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# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:57

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Mayor subterranean crystal majicks is a weird dude

quote:

The mayor was enthusiastic about the cost-effectiveness of the robot. �I want you guys to be extremely creative in your writing style to say �Eric, job well done,�� he told reporters. He then approached the robot for a photo opportunity and held up a hand heart to its left. The robot did not complete the right-side hand heart, because it has no arms or fingers.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:01