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Harik posted:remember when we classified a critical bomb technology so hard that we completely forgot how to make the magic kaboom foam and had to re-create that part of the manhattan project to figure it out all over again?  ?I prefer scrubbing bubbles
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Milo and POTUS posted:
poo poo's like magic. IT CHANGES COLOR, WTF. I think the funniest part about the bomb foam was that we remembered the formula to make it so we spent umpteen bajillion on raytheon or whoever and told them to whip us up a batch because we needed to top up the foam tanks on our death phalluses so they did and we tested and there was no earthshattering kaboom we'd hosed it up originally back in the 60s and it wasn't pure, and modern synthesis advanced enough that they made pure foam that wouldn't blow up. so we had to do a crash course in how to gently caress it up just enough that it goes boom but not so much that it wraps back around to not going boom. as i've gotten older and seen more and more of this poo poo i become more receptive to sci-fi premises of a lost age of technological marvels that we can't comprehend. Atlas-5 rockets? Lol way beyond our capabilities. we can't even make new candybar configurations anymore, all we can do is swap out flavors on the machines our ancestors made and when they wear out so goes an entire genus of treat. E: instantpots are now a relic of a bygone, better age. You can only get cheap imported claymore mines now for when you really hate your family but love cooking. Harik has issued a correction as of 06:01 on Sep 23, 2023 |
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Sep 23, 2023 05:59
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Those are broadleaves. loving Philistine.
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Sep 23, 2023 06:14
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Platystemon posted:Those are broadleaves. There is one grass right above the ring finger.
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Sep 23, 2023 06:26
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This ends with a global south worker running a smartphone wall aimed at dozens of plaster cast hands touching green sheets of paper, making $2 an hour from American office workers who need to do the post-ironic touch grass ritual periodically to keep their wellness scores up and qualify for benefits
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Sep 23, 2023 11:06
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Subjunctive posted:it’s a lot easier to make predictions if you don’t have to anchor them on a “when” Canadian real estate is the easiest poo poo in the world to predict: number of available houses goes up, cost to buy goes up, rent goes up, number of homeless goes up.
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Sep 23, 2023 11:59
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Puppy Burner posted:Canadian real estate is the easiest poo poo in the world to predict: number of available houses goes up, cost to buy goes up, rent goes up, number of homeless goes up. There is always more and it is always worse?
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Sep 23, 2023 12:03
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Harik posted:we can't even make new candybar configurations anymore, all we can do is swap out flavors on the machines our ancestors made and when they wear out so goes an entire genus of treat. (picture of coke freestyle machine where, inexplicably, everything is actually not out of stock)
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Sep 23, 2023 12:36
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Ham Equity posted:And no, it doesn't assume other militaries aren't enormous grifts, too. It just assumes that the grift-by-weight in the US is much higher. Canadian procurement would like to make a good showing.
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Sep 23, 2023 14:02
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Tulip posted:There is always more and it is always worse? Unless you're a real estate ghoul, in which case things were pretty good except for Ford making his first good decision.
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Sep 23, 2023 18:23
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dr_rat posted:Also if your vague on exactly what your predicting at well. Like, 'At some point in time in the future AI will make things get get bad!'. I mean, yeah no poo poo, but what are you even predicting at that point. reminds me of a fortune cookie I once had that just said “you will have an opportunity”
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Sep 25, 2023 17:56
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christmas boots posted:reminds me of a fortune cookie I once had that just said “you will have an opportunity” and did you?
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Sep 25, 2023 18:26
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ekuNNN posted:and did you? 
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Sep 25, 2023 19:08
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Tulip posted:
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1706235946239172725?s=20
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Sep 26, 2023 09:36
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It's less "people are getting dumber", because people in general have always been pretty dumb, and much, much more "the really stupid people are getting richer and louder".
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Sep 26, 2023 14:55
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pseudosavior posted:It's less "people are getting dumber", because people in general have always been pretty dumb, and much, much more "the really stupid people are getting richer and louder". maybe stop posting then
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Sep 26, 2023 15:21
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stumblebum posted:maybe stop posting then wait, posting is making you guys richer?
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Sep 26, 2023 15:22
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Cup Runneth Over posted:wait, posting is making you guys richer? yes you’re not getting paid??
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Sep 26, 2023 15:23
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pseudosavior posted:It's less "people are getting dumber", because people in general have always been pretty dumb, and much, much more "the really stupid people are getting richer and louder". unironically our only hope is in the fact that the plotting wealthy elite who run things have been all replaced by idiots who genuinely believe the propaganda their predecessors made for public consumption, making them unable to comprehend sustainable ways to maintain power
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Sep 26, 2023 15:24
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Cup Runneth Over posted:wait, posting is making you guys richer? in spirit, yes
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Sep 26, 2023 15:26
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Centrist Committee posted:yes you’re not getting paid?? all the haters were correct. the CCP, the FSB, and the IRGC pay me for each post. 50 cents doesnt sound like much but when you triple dip like that and hustle to post logorrheically, it starts to add up
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Sep 26, 2023 15:26
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Meta is using the vagina bible without permission https://twitter.com/DrJenGunter/status/1706418651149312329
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Sep 26, 2023 17:00
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eSports Chaebol posted:unironically our only hope is in the fact that the plotting wealthy elite who run things have been all replaced by idiots who genuinely believe the propaganda their predecessors made for public consumption, making them unable to comprehend sustainable ways to maintain power Yeah, it's a legitimately Good Thing that people like Musk don't have the kind of sinister clockwork mind like John Foster Dulles or Kissinger did. I can't even imagine how much more dangerous Elon would be if he could rub more than two neurons together at the same time.
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Sep 26, 2023 17:08
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pseudosavior posted:Yeah, it's a legitimately Good Thing that people like Musk don't have the kind of sinister clockwork mind like John Foster Dulles or Kissinger did. even the Koch Brothers accomplished I would argue largely what the Bene Gesserit's Missionaria Protectiva did: empowering the ideologues whose fabricated ideology when fully realized stands at odds with your own original goals
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Sep 26, 2023 17:23
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eSports Chaebol posted:even the Koch Brothers accomplished I would argue largely what the Bene Gesserit's Missionaria Protectiva did: empowering the ideologues whose fabricated ideology when fully realized stands at odds with your own original goals This is the nerdiest thing I have ever read.
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Sep 26, 2023 17:45
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eSports Chaebol posted:even the Koch Brothers accomplished I would argue largely what the Bene Gesserit's Missionaria Protectiva did: empowering the ideologues whose fabricated ideology when fully realized stands at odds with your own original goals been hearing this a lot lately.
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Sep 26, 2023 17:51
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the "-every fascist ever" post was so loving funny, and I'm glad someone quoted it to remind me. not trying to mock you, Tulip, it was just so drat funny
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Sep 26, 2023 19:38
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eSports Chaebol posted:even the Koch Brothers accomplished I would argue largely what the Bene Gesserit's Missionaria Protectiva did: empowering the ideologues whose fabricated ideology when fully realized stands at odds with your own original goals That sounds cool so it must be cyberpunk
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Sep 26, 2023 21:01
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Nichael posted:the "-every fascist ever" post was so loving funny, and I'm glad someone quoted it to remind me.  Grey Fox posted:Meta is using the vagina bible without permission Not sure what the vagina bible is but it sounds like something that you would get in more legal trouble than average for mass distribution of.
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Sep 26, 2023 21:58
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Tulip posted:Not sure what the vagina bible is but it sounds like something that you would get in more legal trouble than average for mass distribution of. it’s a women’s health book
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Sep 26, 2023 22:09
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Subjunctive posted:it’s a women’s health book Binders full of women
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Sep 26, 2023 22:10
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Bibles full of women
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Sep 26, 2023 22:30
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Women full of Bibles Wait
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Sep 26, 2023 22:37
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ekuNNN posted:and did you? Life ain't over yet
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Sep 26, 2023 23:19
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I believe in you 
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Sep 27, 2023 00:25
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Cup Runneth Over posted:That sounds cool so it must be cyberpunk growing up the Koch brothers had a German nanny who would give them enemas if they didn’t poo poo on schedule. they are not cyberpunk.
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Sep 27, 2023 03:46
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And people say the germans aren't a funny people
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Sep 27, 2023 03:57
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Grey Fox posted:Meta is using the vagina bible without permission Sacrilege
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Sep 27, 2023 06:22
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Subjunctive posted:it’s a women’s health book yeah jen gunter is an actual gynecologist and one of the good people who spends a lot of time writing up stuff like "NO MATTER HOW MUCH GOOP TELLS YOU TO DO NOT STICK HOT STONES UP YOUR FANNY IT HURTS AND IS BAD FOR YOU"
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I'm a little sleepy and only just now realized it's not Jennifer Gardner and this wasn't some vagina monologues ripoff
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