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Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




CLEVELRND

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


:thunk: at least there's cheese

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe

SatansOnion posted:

I'm reminded of one of those lavishly detailed gross-out shots from a Ren and Stimpy cartoon

Part of it is the juxtaposition of fancy cutlery and shrivelled sausage. Yes I did eat it, I have no regrets. I feel like a monkey paw has curled one finger.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
The Ugliest Weenie play from Cow & Chicken lied to me. Even if you're the ugliest weenie, some restaurant will still cook you and serve you.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

egg_dog posted:

Part of it is the juxtaposition of fancy cutlery and shrivelled sausage. Yes I did eat it, I have no regrets. I feel like a monkey paw has curled one finger.

How did it taste?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

DicktheCat posted:

How did it taste?

Like an emulsified high fat offal tube I’m sure.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

MrQwerty posted:

:thunk: at least there's cheese a piece of orange plastic.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe

DicktheCat posted:

How did it taste?

Pure vinegar

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1izoj3rmt1r0uzl6.mp4

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
no

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I love how he delicately folds it and pats it into shape before dumping it into the fryer like the trash it is

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I don't think this is serious food, this is just rage bait for Facebook. I don't think anyone is going to eat this or buy it.

Once they negated the entire purpose/function of a bun I just grew progressively angrier. I hate this person and I wish them harm.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Hot dogs in a bowl or cup is blasphemy. What the hell is wrong with people? :v:

FFT posted:

I'm gonna chop up a hot dog and throw it in a bowl of ramen just for you.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

The hot dogs are a little bit overdone for my taste, but what the hell, I'd give it a shot.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Those are the tiniest hot dogs I've ever seen

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Jelly posted:

Those are the tiniest hot dogs I've ever seen
I split one lengthwise into six pieces then halves and fried it up. Easier chopstick access that way.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Jelly posted:

Those are the tiniest hot dogs I've ever seen

that's because they are earthworms

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

egg_dog posted:

I bought this in a pub in Bristol back in 2016.



Make sure to get it on the napkin

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
:stare: beef should not be fried :colbert:

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Vampire Panties posted:

:stare: beef should not be fried :colbert:

What the hell is this

Sometimes it should!

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013
I can understand a vampire preferring steak tartare but I draw the line at their underwear holding culinary opinions.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Vampire Panties posted:

:stare: beef should not be fried :colbert:

Someone never had steak fingers day at the school cafeteria?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Jean-Paul Shartre posted:

Someone never had steak fingers day at the school cafeteria?

Literally never

EDIT

Going to a rural public school in Northern California, I'm struggling to remember if they ever served beef at all. I think it was pizza, spaghetti, and chicken strips all the way through. Not even french fries.

maybealabia posted:

What the hell is this

Sometimes it should!

I'd allow stir-fry, but I'm standing firm that beef (especially ground beef) should never be fried. :colbert:

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Vampire Panties posted:

I'd allow stir-fry, but I'm standing firm that beef (especially ground beef) should never be fried. :colbert:

Correct. Ground beef should be boiled.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Chicken fried steak is delicious though

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

RandolphCarter posted:

Chicken fried steak is delicious though

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


That was a perfectly fine burg until they did all that.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


ekuNNN posted:

its probably a delicious dog but they dont need to sloppily cut it up and throw it in a cup :colbert:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1h2lo7q5c1x4wk8c.mp4

Why is the music so sinister?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Samovar posted:

Why is the music so sinister?

Did you not see that poor innocent hotdog that was so brutally butchered! :(

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1lrirGxhi1r0uzl6.mp4

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

My face slowly doing the Mr. Incredible uncanny meme watching this

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Well, I'm set. See you all next spring

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/rosyrequiems/status/1705996403309216017
for those who dont know, Cordyceps here is caterpillars infected with a parasitic fungus

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mirage posted:

My face slowly doing the Mr. Incredible uncanny meme watching this

Why Wouldn't you put the chessy pizza stuff on top! Like that hotdog is 100% going to roll off.

Going to call intentionally doing stuff wrong to get more views on this.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


ekuNNN posted:

https://twitter.com/rosyrequiems/status/1705996403309216017
for those who dont know, Cordyceps here is caterpillars infected with a parasitic fungus


No.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

ekuNNN posted:

https://twitter.com/rosyrequiems/status/1705996403309216017
for those who dont know, Cordyceps here is caterpillars infected with a parasitic fungus


The people who are eat cordyceps and the people who eat hot dogs are mutually exclusive groups

I'm in the latter

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



i started laughing uncontrollably when he started putting the burger patties in.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

paint scraper

zone
Dec 6, 2016


Looks like a nice light snack..... if you happened to be a giant, or a mukbang youtuber

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StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

ekuNNN posted:

for those who dont know, Cordyceps here is caterpillars infected with a parasitic fungus


...mmmaybe? Although I feel for the poor bastard who was hungry enough to find out those are edible.

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