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leper khan posted:If you're not writing portable code are you even living? i prefer to write potable code
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necrotic posted:i prefer to write potable code i write potato code
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leper khan posted:If you're not writing portable code are you even living? you fuckin wish writing portable code was even possible
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 22:43 |
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Sweeper posted:you fuckin wish writing portable code was even possible ever heard of a web app?
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 22:44 |
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my web apps are very portable they run on chrome for windows, chrome for mac, and probably also chrome for linux
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Sapozhnik posted:my web apps are very portable thats right
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 22:58 |
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Sweeper posted:you fuckin wish writing portable code was even possible Java is write once, run everywhere
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necrotic posted:i prefer to write potable code ah you like Liquid Haskell, too, I see
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:03 |
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leper khan posted:If you're not writing portable code are you even living? portability is for canoes. which presumably means nothing should be portable because gently caress carrying canoes around.
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akadajet posted:Java is write once, run away
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:portability is for canoes. I need to support neo geo pocket and dreamcast so people can play games together.
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potent codeables
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 03:01 |
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fart simpson posted:ever heard of a web app? hehe i get it
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 12:18 |
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pootable code
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 21:05 |
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shameless plug that I don't think I made in here before: I alluded to Bentley's Programming Pearls in the C/C++ thread and I remembered that I don't think I posted itt about my blog series about the Dafny programming language, where it symbolically verifies that your code confirms to a formal correctness specification anyway this style of programming is cool and more people should try it imo
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Dijkstracula posted:shameless plug that I don't think I made in here before: very cool, thank you
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# ? Sep 25, 2023 22:22 |
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imagine having a specification much less a formal specification much less a formal correctness specification for your code
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# ? Sep 25, 2023 22:29 |
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vibes driven programming
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# ? Sep 26, 2023 15:42 |
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Wheany posted:vibes driven programming why yes I did learn to code with why’s poignant guide how could you tell
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# ? Sep 26, 2023 18:32 |
Wheany posted:vibes driven programming Honestly I think one of the signs of a good programmer is exactly this. If you can pick up on a piece of code having bad vibes, and can re-write it to have good vibes, that is a very useful skill
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.vb means "vibes based"
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rotor posted:.vb means "vibes based" venereal 🅱️isease
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VikingofRock posted:Honestly I think one of the signs of a good programmer is exactly this. If you can pick up on a piece of code having bad vibes, and can re-write it to have good vibes, that is a very useful skill "code smell" "bad vibes"
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# ? Sep 26, 2023 20:58 |
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Wheany posted:"code smell" haunted code
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Sweeper posted:haunted code go to statement considered jump scare
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characterizing code by which mask you feel it would be wearing if it was an actor in traditional japanese noh theater
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# ? Sep 26, 2023 23:18 |
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rotor posted:characterizing code by which mask you feel it would be wearing if it was an actor in traditional japanese noh theater My code is feeling pretty kappa today
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leper khan posted:My code is feeling pretty kappa today
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ynohtna posted:go to statement considered jump scare
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rotor posted:characterizing code by which mask you feel it would be wearing if it was an actor in traditional japanese noh theater
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 01:43 |
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ynohtna posted:go to statement considered jump scare PL spooky thread: The longjmp scare
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FlapYoJacks posted:PL spooky thread: The longjmp scare
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FlapYoJacks posted:PL spooky thread: The longjmp scare
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I just realized I could use setjmp longjmp to solve a problem I've been having. What have I done.
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 03:10 |
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leper khan posted:I just realized I could use setjmp longjmp to solve a problem I've been having. given yourself a different problem
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Soricidus posted:given yourself a different problem yeah but it’s really far away so it’s cool, problem at a distance
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 03:25 |
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spooky longjmp action at a distance
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you don't have to jmp the longest when the pc's a-coming, just longer than one other thread
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# ? Sep 27, 2023 04:05 |
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leper khan posted:I just realized I could use setjmp longjmp to solve a problem I've been having. if setjmp and longjmp are somehow “solving” a problem for you, then something is seriously wrong with your approach
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eschaton posted:if setjmp and longjmp are somehow “solving” a problem for you, then something is seriously wrong with your approach how else are you going to implement your own green threads?
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