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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

i knew a guy once who would see, like, someone's initials on a wall in sharpie and he'd go "gosh i guess this is kind of a rougher area, huh?"

thought it was a bit at first but he was being serious. also he sounded like kenneth parcell

*getting out my sharpie, writing BEBOP + BBG 4EVA on the dive bar bathroom wall*


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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Real Mean Queen posted:

Our most prolific tagger of recent years was just writing PENIS GIRL absolutely everywhere and it's fun to think about what this dumbass thinks is going on with that

Portland, huh?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

That's not juggling!
Also that's just normal poo poo that people do.
Who doesn't want to flail around dangerous objects.

That's why nunchuks and butterflies knives were banned in california.

And why I still have all my fingers and yet to smash in one of my nuts on a piece of wood.

mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 04:31 on Sep 27, 2023

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

bebop esq posted:

*getting out my sharpie, writing BEBOP + BBG 4EVA on the dive bar bathroom wall*

Buth Bader Ginsburg?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

I'm gonna be posting on SA in 2100

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Millennials are forced to work while boomers get a couple extra decades of retirement, and gen X goes either way.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Vim Fuego posted:

I'm gonna be posting on SA in 2100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHqF22EQc3A

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



They're gonna devour it all as steak seasoning

Who among us cannot sympathize

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Mississippi and Texas are fine, that is what they want.
Louisiana...tho....pray for those poor souls.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Justin Tyme posted:

They're gonna devour it all as steak seasoning

Who among us cannot sympathize

tis the season

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

X is the Everything App. You can do everything with it. Like send tweets and

harass people

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/RDEliason/status/1706479067120193622

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

bebop esq posted:

*getting out my sharpie, writing BEBOP + BBG 4EVA on the dive bar bathroom wall*

:forkbomb:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

That's not juggling!
Also that's just normal poo poo that people do.
Who doesn't want to flail around dangerous objects.

That's why nunchuks and butterflies knives were banned in california.

And why I still have all my fingers and yet to smash in one of my nuts on a piece of wood.

they were fake knives as halloween decorations apparently

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

is this an insult

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

bebop esq posted:

is this an insult

no that's me after two ciders

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

bebop esq posted:

they were fake knives as halloween decorations apparently

If they were fake knives she didn't go far enough.
I would start to pretend to stab myself.

It would the star wars kids would have done, if he had knives instead of lightsaber.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Qurnah posted:

LOOK AT IT



did you leave that behind the radiator for a week?

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

no that's me after two ciders

:wink:

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real




let buddykins snort it

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
lmao philly tonight
https://twitter.com/KeeleyFox29/status/1706879686360334775
https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1706880000123630032
https://twitter.com/noisycapitalist/status/1706845466497781918

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Real Mean Queen posted:

I recently learned that my girlfriend's brother in law thinks that all graffiti is gang tags, because he starts talking about how bad the gang activity is in the city whenever he sees graffiti. I have seen the nerds running around putting up tags in my neighborhood and they get scared if you look at them, but he sees some lovely tag that says KING DONG or something and assumes this marks the territory of the local warlord

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1706874018333094238

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
😡 teenagers are stealing display model clothes and electronics that should rightfully be shredded and thrown away at the end of the advertising cycle

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

JoeBangles posted:

well, of course! there was no onlyfans when momma cass choked to death eating in bed. so we'll never know what she choked on. it's a mystery.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

it was a ham sandwich, if popular culture is true

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

not gonna listen to anything some schmuck staying in a hotel in rittenhouse square has to say

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

youths in the hundreds gathering to retaliate against an unjust society they did not make but have to live in is extremely cool and good

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1706871112049787187
lol

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1706869562702963111
lol this owns

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Apple couldn't run an ad campaign to garner chud support if it wanted to, but if teenagers steal 10k in iPhones suddenly they're getting on their knees for tim apple

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


driving around in cars? yeah it can be fun

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
ahahaha don't click this tweet lol

:nws:
https://x.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1706863667432595624

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Batman where are you...

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

don't own a store, don't care

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Jun 25, 2015

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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
the poor iPhone maker in my building is weeping over losing his store. his parents founded that store

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
all of my iPads are being stolen and I need to sell those to make my rent.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I discovered buddykin's origin story

https://twitter.com/thewapplehouse/status/1706790746009788856

it all makes sense now

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/Alphafox78/status/1706480280276525345
lol

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Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

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