[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

External Organs posted:

Did we talk about how Mark Meadows accidentally got drunk on white claw in 2020

lmao

"Former Trump White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows accidentally consumed 3.5 White Claws at a Monday morning meeting in mid-November 2020"

"'As a dedicated and faithful Southern Baptist, Mark had never drunk an alcoholic beverage in his life - until mid-November 2020,' Hutchinson recounted in her book, Enough, noting Meadows 'consumed his first alcohol beverage' then-and-there.

Hutchinson was among the aides who realized the error and asked Meadows how much White Claw he consumed. "

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# ? May 25, 2024 01:16

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao

"'As a dedicated and faithful Southern Baptist, Mark had never drunk an alcoholic beverage in his life - until mid-November 2020,' Hutchinson recounted in her book, Enough, noting Meadows 'consumed his first alcohol beverage' then-and-there.

Hutchinson was among the aides who realized the error and asked Meadows how much White Claw he consumed. "

"Former Trump White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows accidentally consumed 3.5 White Claws at a Monday morning meeting in mid-November 2020"

Jesus christ

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:42

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Buddykins but make it chief of staff

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:43

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I did the same thing when I was 17 with mikes hard lemonade tbh. I can't keep track of this poo poo!

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:45

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

lol he offered one to a Mormon

quote:

'I know you girls keep my fridge stocked with sparkling water, so I went and got one. I sat back down and took a sip and though, "Wow, this is real good!" I looked at it and saw it was Blackberry and thought, "The girls never got me this one before,"' Meadows said, according to Hutchinson.

'I liked it a lot and drank it pretty quick, and went and got another. Grapefruit! Another new flavor. Then I got a third, I remembered I hadn't offered Russ one, so I did, and he looked at me all weird and said no,' Meadows continued, according to Hutchinson's book.

While Vought was a good Mormon, and thus didn't drink the alcohol, he was aware that White Claw was hard seltzer.

It was his response that clued Meadows into the fact that he was drinking booze. 'I know times are hard now, but are they really that bad?' Vought reportedly quipped.

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CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Grey Fox posted:

lol he offered one to a Mormon

Lol

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:49

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Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lmao this dork had never drank alcohol before in his life until slamming 3.5 claws on a Monday morning in the Whitehouse.

Lmao

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:49

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TOOOOOOOP (2023). I know times are hard now, but are they really that bad?

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:51

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

another satisfied white girl drunk

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:51

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao

"Former Trump White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows accidentally consumed 3.5 White Claws at a Monday morning meeting in mid-November 2020"

"'As a dedicated and faithful Southern Baptist, Mark had never drunk an alcoholic beverage in his life - until mid-November 2020,' Hutchinson recounted in her book, Enough, noting Meadows 'consumed his first alcohol beverage' then-and-there.

Hutchinson was among the aides who realized the error and asked Meadows how much White Claw he consumed. "

lol yeah sure buddy

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:52

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

2DCAT posted:

TOOOOOOOP (2023). I know times are hard now, but are they really that bad?

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:52

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

I wonder if mark got a little tiny hangover that day or maybe a real big one since this was all new to his old rear end?

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:52

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Donald Trump has died.

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:54

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

UFOTacoMan posted:

I wonder if mark got a little tiny hangover that day or maybe a real big one since this was all new to his old rear end?

I bet he felt awesome

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:54

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

I have a Deranged, Trump Hating Judge, who RAILROADED this FAKE CASE through a NYS Court at a speed never seen before, refusing to let it go to the Commercial Division, where it belongs, denying me everything, No Trial, No Jury. He made up this crazy �KILL TRUMP� decision, assigning insanely low values to properties, despite overwhelming evidence. AS AN EXAMPLE, HE VALUES THE MOST SPECTACULAR PROPERTY IN PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, MAR-A-LAGO, AT $18,000,000, WHEN IT IS WORTH POSSIBLY 100 TIMES THAT AMOUNT. His anger & hatred is politically motivated & unprecedented by those who watched! My actual Net Worth is MUCH GREATER than the number shown on the Financial Statements, a BIG SURPRISE to him & the Racist A.G., Letitia James, who campaigned for office on a get Trump Platform. While murderers roam the sidewalks of New York, my banks are happy, all loans are current, or paid off in full, sometimes early, with no defaults or problems of any kind. There is also an IRONCLAD DISCLAIMER CLAUSE!

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:55

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao

"Former Trump White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows accidentally consumed 3.5 White Claws at a Monday morning meeting in mid-November 2020"

"'As a dedicated and faithful Southern Baptist, Mark had never drunk an alcoholic beverage in his life - until mid-November 2020,' Hutchinson recounted in her book, Enough, noting Meadows 'consumed his first alcohol beverage' then-and-there.

Hutchinson was among the aides who realized the error and asked Meadows how much White Claw he consumed. "

totes epic in that whyte haus!!!1 :guinness:

"Wait, princess, your voice sounds familiar-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z_yBVuOCNU
Anything, just to forget the hurt

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:56

Harton: Jun 13, 2001

wife has been out of town since yesterday for work, gently caress I could not be a single dad.

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:58

Harton: Jun 13, 2001

I�m exhausted

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:58

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

I have a Deranged, Trump Hating Judge, who RAILROADED this FAKE CASE through a NYS Court at a speed never seen before, refusing to let it go to the Commercial Division, where it belongs, denying me everything, No Trial, No Jury. He made up this crazy �KILL TRUMP� decision, assigning insanely low values to properties, despite overwhelming evidence. AS AN EXAMPLE, HE VALUES THE MOST SPECTACULAR PROPERTY IN PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, MAR-A-LAGO, AT $18,000,000, WHEN IT IS WORTH POSSIBLY 100 TIMES THAT AMOUNT. His anger & hatred is politically motivated & unprecedented by those who watched! My actual Net Worth is MUCH GREATER than the number shown on the Financial Statements, a BIG SURPRISE to him & the Racist A.G., Letitia James, who campaigned for office on a get Trump Platform. While murderers roam the sidewalks of New York, my banks are happy, all loans are current, or paid off in full, sometimes early, with no defaults or problems of any kind. There is also an IRONCLAD DISCLAIMER CLAUSE!

mar-a-lago is worth 1.8 billion

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:58

erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

mental health is not real, everyone is just weak and lazy, especially me

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:58

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Harton posted:

I�m exhausted

vaxxed?

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:59

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

External Organs posted:

Did we talk about how Mark Meadows accidentally got drunk on white claw in 2020

The Chief 100% knew the implications "ain't no laws when you're on the claws"

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:59

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 371 days!

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

I have a Deranged, Trump Hating Judge, who RAILROADED this FAKE CASE through a NYS Court at a speed never seen before, refusing to let it go to the Commercial Division, where it belongs, denying me everything, No Trial, No Jury. He made up this crazy “KILL TRUMP” decision, assigning insanely low values to properties, despite overwhelming evidence. AS AN EXAMPLE, HE VALUES THE MOST SPECTACULAR PROPERTY IN PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, MAR-A-LAGO, AT $18,000,000, WHEN IT IS WORTH POSSIBLY 100 TIMES THAT AMOUNT. His anger & hatred is politically motivated & unprecedented by those who watched! My actual Net Worth is MUCH GREATER than the number shown on the Financial Statements, a BIG SURPRISE to him & the Racist A.G., Letitia James, who campaigned for office on a get Trump Platform. While murderers roam the sidewalks of New York, my banks are happy, all loans are current, or paid off in full, sometimes early, with no defaults or problems of any kind. There is also an IRONCLAD DISCLAIMER CLAUSE!

you can convict donald trump of any crime in america and lock him up and pants him and laugh at his penis and balls but nothing will psychically damage him harder than undervaluing his assets

# ? Sep 27, 2023 13:59

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Harton posted:

wife has been out of town since yesterday for work, gently caress I could not be a single dad.

quote:

“KILL TRUMP”

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:00

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

i regret to inform you famous debt repayer donal trump was killed in a new york court room

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:03

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

erosion posted:

mental health is not real, everyone is just weak and lazy, especially me

spiritual self: less so, and lol all the more for it
gently caress you Baltimore

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:03

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Spoondick posted:

i regret to inform you famous debt repayer donal trump was killed in a new york court room

he will still win tho

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:04

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

I have a Deranged, Trump Hating Judge, who RAILROADED this FAKE CASE through a NYS Court at a speed never seen before, refusing to let it go to the Commercial Division, where it belongs, denying me everything, No Trial, No Jury. He made up this crazy “KILL TRUMP” decision, assigning insanely low values to properties, despite overwhelming evidence. AS AN EXAMPLE, HE VALUES THE MOST SPECTACULAR PROPERTY IN PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, MAR-A-LAGO, AT $18,000,000, WHEN IT IS WORTH POSSIBLY 100 TIMES THAT AMOUNT. His anger & hatred is politically motivated & unprecedented by those who watched! My actual Net Worth is MUCH GREATER than the number shown on the Financial Statements, a BIG SURPRISE to him & the Racist A.G., Letitia James, who campaigned for office on a get Trump Platform. While murderers roam the sidewalks of New York, my banks are happy, all loans are current, or paid off in full, sometimes early, with no defaults or problems of any kind. There is also an IRONCLAD DISCLAIMER CLAUSE!

Lol he sounds mad

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:06

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 371 days!

look alcohol is ultimately a net negative all things considered , but you have to be pretty hosed up and untrustworthy and have bad judgment if you have "never touched a drop of alcohol' in your life

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:06

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Harton posted:

wife has been out of town since yesterday for work, gently caress I could not be a single dad.

I would be an insane and even more irritable person.

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:08

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

[tup] "KILL TRUMP"

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:08

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Florida if you're reading this please issue property taxes for $1.8 billion on Mar a Lago

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:09

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Spoondick posted:

i regret to inform you famous debt repayer donal trump was killed in a new york court room

donut intrefear, law-er
court circumveens at 6:09 AMFM pleas donertstantd this is an open-court inner-net juris-dickshun event and we must open with a contemplation of the word:

Nice,

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:10

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

RETROOF

Eric Trump
@EricTrump
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13h
These homes are about 1/30th the size of Mar-a-Lago, not on the beach (let alone the beach and Intercostal), don�t span from once side of the Palm Beach Island to the other� it is a travesty of justice and an embarrassment to the court.

Mar-a-Lago is not a private home. It's a lovely wedding/event venue or maybe a geriatric sex club. It's a petri dish for Legionnaires disease.

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:10

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

vaxxed?

i am and ive been feeling exhausted lately also...

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:15

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

my back hurts op what should i do? (please don�t tell me to kill myself like u usually do)

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:20

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

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a.lo posted:

my back hurts op what should i do? (please don�t tell me to kill myself like u usually do)

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:20

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

Bip Roberts posted:

The Chief 100% knew the implications "ain't no laws when you're on the claws"

someone should inform trump about this exciting legal development

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:25

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

tenderjerk posted:

you can convict donald trump of any crime in america and lock him up and pants him and laugh at his penis and balls but nothing will psychically damage him harder than undervaluing his assets

I think about an article I read where some writer was recounting the time he wrote magolago was something like dated and shabby and turmmy got mad and would forever send him any article that said otherwise afterwards

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

a.lo posted:

my back hurts op what should i do? (please don�t tell me to kill myself like u usually do)

go for a walk

# ? Sep 27, 2023 14:27

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