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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

mcmagic posted:

worst joke ever

which

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Sherbert Hoover posted:

hold up my pants, cover my feet, keep tampons and makeup in

alligator tampons sound uncomfy

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

bebop esq posted:

he really slacked off this year

those are just the ones they couldn't cover up.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

bebop esq posted:

alligator tampons sound uncomfy

think about how the alligator feels

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I'm hearing a lot of poo poo but where's the PISS

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
I would feel a lot less anxious in a crowd if I had a service gator menacing the strangers who stray to close

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

crime fighting hog posted:

I'm hearing a lot of poo poo but where's the PISS

turn off your monitor

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

tragic accident when i bring my service crocodile instead of my service alligator

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Quicker death penalty for mass shooters is the PERFECT republican policy. 10-10. no notes.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Sherbert Hoover posted:

think about how the alligator feels

happy

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

tfw open trump thread and no trumps

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

One of my fav band camp record groups is business casual

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

https://music.businesscasual.biz/album/downtown

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Thread went thru a big vaporwave phase years ago its kinda why I t y p s e t this way

S e s h

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
lmao pathetic

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1707209235728380302

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I would feel a lot less anxious in a crowd if I had a service gator menacing the strangers who stray to close

emotional support alligator

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

crime fighting hog posted:

I'm hearing a lot of poo poo but where's the PISS

just wait until you get old, you'll be saying "please sir... no more piss"

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


the last thing you see before you die

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Wrex Ruckus posted:

just wait until you get old, you'll be saying "please sir... no more piss"

Wrex Cuckus

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
poo poo piss cum and frankly? More piss

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

crime fighting hog posted:

poo poo piss cum and frankly? More piss

I'm here to poo poo and wipe my rear end with toilet paper

and I'm all out of toilet paper

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/Trump_History45/status/1707217653822275926

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
"kids under the age of social"
thanks vivek

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
"every time I hear you speak I feel a little bit dumber" Haley talking about vivek lmao

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

got his rear end

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

An Apple A Gay posted:

Thread went thru a big vaporwave phase years ago its kinda why I t y p s e t this way

S e s h

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

lol

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.



lol come on dude

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
Lmao they all hate him

https://x.com/therecount/status/1707218932396937282?s=20

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Filthy Hans posted:

Wrex Cuckus

not one of your better puns

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Spoondick posted:

getting rid of electric vehicles isn't enough... we need to bring back leaded gasoline or make it legal to covert your car to leaded gasoline by shooting bullets at your car's gas tank

what if we compromise and everyone gets an electric vehicle that also spits out lead dust for no reason other than to keep everyone crazy

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Wrex Ruckus posted:

not one of your better puns

are you gambling that I could make a bettor pun

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Joementum posted:

lmao she’s gonna make trump hate her if she keeps this up

https://twitter.com/madrid_mike/status/1707190644488474750?s=46

Why is she even there, she lost her race. She’s a major loser and a gadfly.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

meanwhile, in Glennistan

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

justice

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Honestly if he had said they would electrocute dolphins or whales he’d probably have made more sense than whatever he said about windmills and whales

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Spoondick posted:

getting rid of electric vehicles isn't enough... we need to bring back leaded gasoline or make it legal to covert your car to leaded gasoline by shooting bullets at your car's gas tank

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/21/lead-emissions-racetracks-portland-international-raceway

lol you think it went away? This in Portland and the city owns the speedway too, there are neighborhoods and schools right next to this poo poo.

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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


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