[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

tenderjerk posted:

i learned from cspam that if you own property you are a landlord so how about you stfu

it's my property, I'm supposed to be here

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AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My old house is closing on the fifth so you can quit calling me a landlord after that

Nice

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:00

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

titty_baby_ posted:

Shut up landlord

get him

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:02

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

mdemone posted:

Jesus why does her makeup look like that

One way or another, she's made out of adobe.

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:02

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Land! Lord?

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:02

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

chairman mayo had some good ideas

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:03

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My old house is closing on the fifth so you can quit calling me a landlord after that

you maybe could have avoided it all together if you didn�t share your wheelings and dealings with the thread every step of the way

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:04

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Drunkboxer posted:

you maybe could have avoided it all together if you didn�t share your wheelings and dealings with the thread every step of the way

Hmm. No

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:04

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Theyre selling lots in the southern part of the county for like $20,000 and im interested in owning one just so I too can be a landlord

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:05

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Drunkboxer posted:

you maybe could have avoided it all together if you didn�t share your wheelings and dealings with the thread every step of the way

*posts about bothering my wife by making GBS threads too loud*

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:06

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

just wait until my Friends in the trump thread hear about this

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:06

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Can't post for 6 hours!; Bread Liar

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Me, wishing I could go to my cabin and go fishing

me, wishing I could go fishing with my dad who definitely loves me

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:07

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

apparently every poster in the trump and doomsday threads are landlords?

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:08

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

RealityWarCriminal posted:

chairman mayo had some good ideas

he had a real meeting of the minds with admiral tuna

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:09

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

*cracks knucks sitting down at desk* cant wait to log on to the Donald Trump Thread and see ~~disgusting stromboli slop~~, read about some drunk guy trying to gently caress restaurant coworkers, and a guy in pittsburgh talking about his bike and house all the time

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:09

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

ArmZ posted:

apparently every poster in the trump and doomsday threads are landlords?

there's also the guy who isn't a landlord but ate some bird poo poo once and told everyone about it

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:09

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

pork n beans for breakfast

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# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:09

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

There's a lot that is ridiculous about that photo, but the jeans for some reason are so strange. I guess it's the fit and the way he's sitting but they look off/uncomfortable

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:09

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My old house is closing on the fifth so you can quit calling me a landlord after that

who are you selling it to

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:10

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Beautiful Rotterdam has descended into terrorist mayhem. Close the borders for good

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:10

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

RealityWarCriminal posted:

who are you selling it to

A young couple. I put about $15K into it to make it nice for them when they move in because I'm a cool dude like that

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:10

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

A young couple. I put about $15K into it to make it nice for them when they move in because I'm a cool dude like that

they�re turning it into an airbnb, op

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:11

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

they’re turning it into an airbnb, op

He left remote controlled rats in the basement to destroy the house if it happens

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:12

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

A young couple. I put about $15K into it to make it nice for them when they move in because I'm a cool dude like that

what do they do for a living

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:13

boroda: Jul 26, 2007; нет усов

trup

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:13

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 371 days!

ArmZ posted:

apparently every poster in the trump and doomsday threads are landlords?

it's easy for cspam to be mad at stuff like this when your life sucks and is largely an abject failure

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:13

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

A few years ago my mom wanted to turn half of her house into an Airbnb and I told her, mom, it's your house, you're supposed to be there!

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:13

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

I wonder what Don Jr's net worth even is? Like, does he have any assets whatsoever? Does he even own his own house or is that tied up in the company too? If Trump Org. went belly up how long would it take for him to be completely broke? I suppose for now he can always bring money in by doing chud speaking engagements.

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:13

Bixington: Feb 27, 2011; made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest

kaleedity posted:

fuckin poo poo there's a 1977 movie called wizards which has some neat parts and others not so much and there's this really great scene near the end and now i realize it was just an extended columbo gag complete with the whole one last thing bit

I never got the columbo reference but in retrospect it makes sense. I must have been super baked every time I watched it, thanks!

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:14

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Basebf555 posted:

I wonder what Don Jr's net worth even is? Like, does he have any assets whatsoever? Does he even own his own house or is that tied up in the company too? If Trump Org. went belly up how long would it take for him to be completely broke? I suppose for now he can always bring money in by doing chud speaking engagements.

It's n minus Kimberly Guilfoyle, u can do the rest of the math on your own

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:15

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

Nonsense posted:

Beautiful Rotterdam has descended into terrorist mayhem. Close the borders for good

looking at the skintone chart it appears the guy was merely mentally ill, not a terrorist

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:15

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Flavahbeast posted:

looking at the skintone chart it appears the guy was merely mentally ill, not a terrorist

Downgrading him from mentally ill to disgruntled door dash driver

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:16

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

president

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:16

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

Donald Trump Jr. worried on Wednesday that he may have lost access to a New York cabin where he is said to enjoy fishing.

"We've never seen any of this before, but yes, they are, in effect, trying to do that," Trump said. "If you read the letter of the law, theoretically, my cabin in upstate New York, because it's owned in an LLC, that is a corporation, and therefore, because I'm a part of it, somehow that has to be disbanded."

"And so well, so then what or who actually owns my cabin at this point?" he added. "This has been done in such a roughshod manner, noone even knows what is real or what isn't. No one can make any sense of it."

doj: hey, free cabin

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:17

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

tenderjerk posted:

it's easy for cspam to be mad at stuff like this when your life sucks and is largely an abject failure

are you seriously defending landlords

why the gently caress do you even post in cspam? GBS loves arrogant rich guys

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:17

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Can't post for 6 hours!; Bread Liar

tenderjerk posted:

it's easy for cspam to be mad at stuff like this when your life sucks and is largely an abject failure

tbf there are plenty of people who have the capacity to buy a house yet are unable to for many reasons.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

sure am glad they're taking care of the important poo poo

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:17

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Can't post for 6 hours!; Bread Liar

triple sulk posted:

president

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:17

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Bethamphetamine posted:

Donald Trump Jr. worried on Wednesday that he may have lost access to a New York cabin where he is said to enjoy fishing.

"We've never seen any of this before, but yes, they are, in effect, trying to do that," Trump said. "If you read the letter of the law, theoretically, my cabin in upstate New York, because it's owned in an LLC, that is a corporation, and therefore, because I'm a part of it, somehow that has to be disbanded."

"And so well, so then what or who actually owns my cabin at this point?" he added. "This has been done in such a roughshod manner, noone even knows what is real or what isn't. No one can make any sense of it."

Weird how all their properties are owned by an LLC?

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

sure am glad they're taking care of the important poo poo

America is saved

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:18

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