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Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Tuxedo Gin posted:

Who knows what terminal internet brain will do to most of us in the end.



(Ha, as if any of us will have actual humans caring for us in our nursing homes.)

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sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Sundae posted:



(Ha, as if any of us will have actual humans caring for us in our nursing homes.)

homes, you say ??!!??

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Cactus Ghost posted:

freebasing mayonnaise

likely

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Sundae posted:



(Ha, as if any of us will have actual humans caring for us in our nursing homes.)

i'll consider myself lucky if nursing homes still exist

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Cactus Ghost posted:

i'll consider myself lucky if nursing homes still exist

nursing tents, maybe

or a nursing capsule where they just stick me in a tube and jiggle my body around to prevent bedsores

I guess it'll be whatever that comes closest to matrix-style, I guess. Instead of computers and robots ruling the world and putting me in a virtual retirement universe, it'll be whatever generation (likely containing some form of artificial human) coming after generation Z and it'll always be sometime in the 1990s except more equality (which would be easy enough) and more advertising (which would be a stretch).

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
lol if you expect they'll let us live. It's fascism and barbarism for the USA, not revolution.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


I'll be cared for by an import Japanese hospice robot.

BeAuMaN
Feb 18, 2014

I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!

First of May posted:

I'll be cared for by an import Japanese hospice robot.

Only if you can afford it yourself. Government programs will be required to use Made in USA hospice bots, made with 100% US steel, plastic, etc.

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Bald Stalin posted:

lol if you expect they'll let us live. It's fascism and barbarism for the USA, not revolution.

This country is too big and too decentralized for a fascist takeover to effectively control the whole country. If fascism or a dictatorship was gonna take over it would have been near the beginning of the country, like when John Adams almost went dictator, when the country was still small.

Now it's too big and too many people have been infected with the individual freedom and liberty mind virus. Instead we get Trump doing a big fat grift and what would be best described as lifestyle fascism of dudes really into memes, bitching about pop culture and shooting up schools.

If the concern is having a stable society that will take care of you when you're old, that's the job of the socialist to imagine it and make it and not mope about an already forsaken future.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

in minor state news, the rank and file of the state scientist union have voted to authorize a strike if current negotiations with the state come to an impasse. probably will come to nothing, but the current contract lapsed three years ago and there's a big gap between the union demands and the states counteroffer, so not completely impossible. we'll see if the state makes an uninspiring offer similar to what seiu 1000 is voting on right now

CAPS just sent an update saying the State didn't attempt to discuss pay, and the legislative deadline has expired so there won't be any hint of a contract until January at the earliest. CAPS doesn't have any sort of strike or benefits fund so... yeah time to save up if you're under them.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Tayter Swift posted:

CAPS doesn't have any sort of strike or benefits fund so... yeah time to save up if you're under them.

Seems like a pretty important tool to have to perform any kind of effective strike

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Thinking it through I don't think a strike could happen until 2025. There's a bill in the legislature (AB 1677) requiring a study into what the gently caress is going on with stat scientists' salary over the years. It's gone through the Assembly, but I don't know if Newsom intends to sign it.

Authorizing a strike without getting everyone fired requires the Public Employee Relations Board to declare an impasse. I doubt they would do so before that report comes out, by which time next year's negotiations with the state will be in session. Assuming the state tells CAPS to gfy again CAPS would ask for an impasse, which I'm sure would take a while, during which the Leg (who would approve any tentative agreement) would be done with their 2024 session and nothing would happen anyway.

It's hosed.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
meanwhile there is mysteriously money for meaningful raises for the prison guard union

sacramento bee editorial

quote:

California’s front-line soldiers in the fight against climate change, drought, wildfire and exposure to toxic chemicals are the 4,000-some scientists who work at state agencies. But now, after working without a contract for three years, the union representing these workers has overwhelmingly voted to strike. Meanwhile, more than 25,000 correctional officers in California have reached an agreement with the administration of Gov. Gavin Newsom for a new contract with pay raises, a one-time contribution to a retirement shelter fund and a $10,000 bonus for employees in higher-cost communities such as Folsom. A state offer rejected by scientists last year amounted to an additional $8,260 a year based on the state’s three-year calculation (total costs divided by full-time equivalent employees). The contract for the correctional officers was 66% richer, with $13,248 more state costs annually per officer.

newsom is very ready to speechify about how much the state values science though, so there's that

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ill ask my friend who works with mountain lions about this "wild cat strike" thing. seems like a bunch of cats in the galley should put the fear in the legislature

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

If the state scientists do a wildcat, water sampling of SF Bay won't occur as planned

If state prison guards go on strike that's front page news and maybe a prison riot or three, plus a major strike against any politician who campaigns on "tough on crime"

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Hadlock posted:

If the state scientists do a wildcat, water sampling of SF Bay won't occur as planned

If state prison guards go on strike that's front page news and maybe a prison riot or three, plus a major strike against any politician who campaigns on "tough on crime"

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of both the worth state scientists and the worth of prison guards.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i mean, for the kind of "worth" that matters to politicians, he's probably right

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

My cousin is a state scientist for Oregon, he's part of a team of like, probably way too few people, under 10, who are in charge of dealing with invasive pests (insects) that will destroy crops. Running/managing the programs, doing outreach to extremely distrustful farmers, working on studies and actively eliminating invasive crop pests. Literally makes sure there's food on your plate, but also,

Cactus Ghost posted:

i mean, for the kind of "worth" that matters to politicians, he's probably right

Yeah

I support the scientists but invasive crop bugs don't buy votes unless it's a dust bowl scenario

BeAuMaN
Feb 18, 2014

I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!

Hadlock posted:

My cousin is a state scientist for Oregon, he's part of a team of like, probably way too few people, under 10, who are in charge of dealing with invasive pests (insects) that will destroy crops. Running/managing the programs, doing outreach to extremely distrustful farmers, working on studies and actively eliminating invasive crop pests. Literally makes sure there's food on your plate
Out of curiosity: distrustful on what level, apart from farmers being generally distrustful? Like not letting them put pest traps on their property to collect and study? Or...?

I know they're common on my grandparents farm since they adopted Integrated Pest Management early.

Staluigi
Jun 22, 2021

Tuxedo Gin posted:

Who knows what terminal internet brain will do to most of us in the end.

Got you a forum where you can watch this happening in real time

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
https://www.berkeleyside.org/2023/09/12/berkeley-eviction-moratorium-landlords-plan-party

Berkely councilmen denounce all violence (except evictions and homelessness, that kind is cool)

https://twitter.com/TaplinTerry/status/1702084102894276613

Thought the Berkely rent board reps comments were interesting too. Apparently the data contradicts landlords claims that there were mountains of unpaid rent.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

BeAuMaN posted:

Out of curiosity: distrustful on what level, apart from farmers being generally distrustful? Like not letting them put pest traps on their property to collect and study? Or...?

I know they're common on my grandparents farm since they adopted Integrated Pest Management early.

Distrustful on a "this is my loving property, I pay my loving taxes, now stay out of my loving business" level

Having someone from the literal government show up at your house and tell you to do things on your land or maybe even Daddy's land, differently for a lot of people is a blind rage "Becky, get my gun" moment for a lot of people, even if it's a voluntary, opt in situation (although even a single opt out means that years campaign will be a failure)

Specifically they wanted to spray the land with a particular chemical tailored for a specific non native, invasive pest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCedOQJ0ZEA

Obviously this is not the first time they've done this, they send out mailers, attend city/county planning meetings, farmers association meetings etc the job is actually 90% community outreach, 10% actual science/trying not to get shot at

Hadlock fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Sep 15, 2023

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

yeah oregon is probably second only to idaho for ruby ridge wannabes

SolarFire2
Oct 16, 2001

"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat." - Meat And Sarcasm Guy!
Madame senator, this is a morgue.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
So who is Newsome gonna appoint?

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
:rip:iss

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I thought she was senile, not dying.

Boot and Rally
Apr 21, 2006

8===D
Nap Ghost
Welcome Senator Newsom.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Vegetable posted:

I thought she was senile, not dying.

Username/post combo

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

The Glumslinger posted:

So who is Newsome gonna appoint?

Gonna tell him I often forget what year it is and see if I can get in

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

The Glumslinger posted:

So who is Newsome gonna appoint?

Smart electoral politics play is to appoint Boxer as a caretaker and let the primary candidates keep fighting it out.

He’ll probably choose to play queenmaker tho.

yronic heroism fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Sep 29, 2023

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





yronic heroism posted:

Smart electoral politics play is to appoint Boxer as a caretaker and let the primary candidates keep fighting it out.

He’ll probably choose to play queenmaker tho.

oh yeah, I guess boxer would have no issue just riding it out

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?

yronic heroism posted:

Smart electoral politics play is to appoint Boxer as a caretaker and let the primary candidates keep fighting it out.

He’ll probably choose to play queenmaker tho.

He’s pretty definitively said he won’t pick someone involved in the race.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Rest in piss you old loving shriv

luminalflux
May 27, 2005



Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

He’s pretty definitively said he won’t pick someone involved in the race.

Kevin de Leon finally gets his senate seat!

Muir
Sep 27, 2005

that's Doctor Brain to you
I think Newsom promised to appoint a black woman, and someone not involved in the race, so Maxine Waters seems like a good guess.

mikeycp
Nov 24, 2010

I've changed a lot since I started hanging with Sonic, but I can't depend on him forever. I know I can do this by myself! Okay, Eggman! Bring it on!
is there an opposite of half mast we can do for this one? or do we just put a confederate flag at half?

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Maxine Walters is 85 though? Hopefully they assign someone under the age of 70 at least, although I'm not holding my breath. Average age in California is ~36-37 would be great to see someone under 50

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

mikeycp posted:

is there an opposite of half mast we can do for this one? or do we just put a confederate flag at half?

I would say the latter, but I don’t think she would like the old stars and bars to not be at the tippy top of the pole.

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Muir
Sep 27, 2005

that's Doctor Brain to you

Hadlock posted:

Maxine Walters is 85 though? Hopefully they assign someone under the age of 70 at least, although I'm not holding my breath. Average age in California is ~36-37 would be great to see someone under 50

Yeah, that's kind of the point. There's very slim chance that she would decide to run for the seat, so she would just hold it for the end of Feinstein's term through 2024.

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