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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
goku
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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

External Organs posted:

She likes that chair because she can see out the front door and Flip Out if someone walks past

yup

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


he's the leading expert on dampness and we should listen

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
also his back catalogue is fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUQckI_NqgY

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

SomethingBeautiful posted:

if someone is shooting you with a camera you should be allowed to shoot them with a gun, simple

wow never thought of that 😂

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

piss guzzler 420 posted:

oh hell yeah another wave of dogshit ai art, extremely epic

yeah we are just gonna bounce from poo poo to poo poo so enjoy!!

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1708188008258601398

Cowards

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

yeah we are just gonna bounce from poo poo to poo poo so enjoy!!

hosed up that good things stopped existing

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Good Citizen posted:

what the gently caress is even ‘beach semi formal’

means balls can’t hang below the bottom of the trunks

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Elephanthead posted:

means balls can’t hang below the bottom of the trunks

*flips coffee table*

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
when we close down america tonight i want all of you to think about what you did

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Elephanthead posted:

means balls can’t hang below the bottom of the trunks

:smugdog: I defy you to make some trunks long enough.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Sen John Fetterman (D-PA): “The damage to our nation's reputation and critical programming, and chaos for America's families is because of a small group of GOP peckerheads in the House.”

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
say peckerwood coward

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/30/conservative-christopher-rufo-florida-twitter-debate

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Glumwheels posted:

Vote!

But seriously, Washington should deny transfer from Idaho for anything other than abortion and pregnancy care.

The next articles will be a talking about the vast exodus of all those idiots who moved to Boise from Washington and California for cheap housing! Shits expensive if you want to live in a functional state I guess.

sandpoint is like 9 hours from boise

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


one million dollars

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

I want that fuckin hurricane map with the sharpie on it and I will pay an unreasonable amount

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Smithsonian should get a(nother?) escalator.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Good Citizen posted:

what the gently caress is even ‘beach semi formal’

Sunday Jimmy Buffett

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

mogwai posted:

i like how he later took off his shoes but not his socks



The most 90s trump

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
look its basically a moral no to look at a womans genitals unless it's for procreation. what is idaho, backwards savages? if women didnt want to die in childbirth they just wouldnt

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Stopped by a Carvel in Westwood, California yesterday afternoon—great seeing everybody, thank you. MAGA!!!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I'm sure Trump said he'd buy everybody a fudgie the whale cake, then left

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Young lpzie

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Marjorie wear the socks

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



this Jamaal Bowman fire alarm thing is hosed in the head

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I don't get the reference tacodaemon

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

DrPossum posted:

when we close down america tonight i want all of you to think about what you did

bold of u 2 assume the Dems will let the GOP make an oopsie

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Solid gold

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

tacodaemon posted:

this Jamaal Bowman fire alarm thing is hosed in the head

https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1708194403116782026?s=46

lol

one weird trick

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Lpzie posted:

I don't get the reference tacodaemon

he pulled the fire alarm in one of the House office buildings while the other Dems were using procedural shenanigans to buy time to read over the continuing budget resolution (to keep the government open) to make sure none of the rightwingers snuck any poison pills into it


Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

lmao what the gently caress

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


why not

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






ahgahahahah

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

so did it work is the government saved?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

My bird blood is ethically sourced.
gotta respect that he didn't just have a staffer do it

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Bowman pulls an alarm, gets in trouble. Mtg places bombs and gets nothing

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Boebert giving a hand breezy as the government shuts down

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