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how long does trump go to jail for?
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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




he's a black democrat in 2023 so any infraction will result in the maximum possible penalty from both the GOP and his own party

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

ah yes, there it is

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Democrats lol

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

An Apple A Gay posted:

and I bet Kirk Cameron and his brother from growing pains would do the same

his neighbor was nicknamed Boner

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Spaced God here's the secret - listen to her, be genuinely interested, make her laugh, crack corny jokes and don't take yourself seriously.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

and don't expect anything! you're not entitled to anything from a woman

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


hell yeah

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

there you go. Now pay me.

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

I was out of it, but was the bad behavior Bobert was doing giving someone a handy during a movie?

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

LegoMan posted:

I was out of it, but was the bad behavior Bobert was doing giving someone a handy during a movie?

no lauren is far too classy a person to do that

it was during a musical

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Boebert juice boebert juice boebert juice!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Slumfrog posted:

no lauren is far too classy a person to do that

it was during a musical

Beetlejuice, the musical

tyvm

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Slumfrog posted:

no lauren is far too classy a person to do that

it was during a musical

lmao

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

my buddy said that cosmo said the four hottest words you can say are do I have consent

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

External Organs posted:

Boebert juice boebert juice boebert juice!

B O N K

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

An Apple A Gay posted:

my buddy said that cosmo said the four hottest words you can say are do I have consent

cop girl summer

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

An Apple A Gay posted:

my buddy said that cosmo said the four hottest words you can say are do I have consent

I can think of some other four words 😏

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

An Apple A Gay posted:

my buddy said that cosmo said the four hottest words you can say are do I have consent

"...to joinder?"

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Donald Trump is President

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Buddykins posted:

I can think of some other four words 😏

four words, twelve steps, whatever it takes bk

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

External Organs posted:

Boebert juice boebert juice boebert juice!

Shake, shake, shake, Senora,
Shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Senora,
Shake it all the time

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
Obamna Obamna Obamna Obamna

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

*sploosh*

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

dont slip in that puddle baby!

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Buddykins posted:

I can think of some other four words 😏

quick pull my finger

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Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

gotta respect that he didn't just have a staffer do it

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
it’s her turn - evil, three words, three sides, triangle, eye, money, Jay z, Illuminati, control

make America great again - square, easy formulas, very strong, wrestling, right angles best angles

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

bowman promised everyone he would bring his fire alarm chili if they passed a funding bill and everyone incorrectly assumed he meant to say five alarm chili

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1708223209194070122?s=46

lol cool

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Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Looked like a diet coke request lever to me

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

what kind of name is grant shapps

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

America Jr does Iraq Jr

folks u luv 2 c it

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Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Lpzie posted:

Sam, Bowman here. Lost my family in a crowded theater during a fire while I was at the concession stand teaching the popcorn guy about layering butter. Now, every 7 minutes I pull this Fire Alarm.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

External Organs posted:

Boebert juice boebert juice boebert juice!

n-no! you're messing with powerful forces, you will regret this!

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

alnilam posted:

"...to joinder?"

prolly dudes a horn dog

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


so many times

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

worst part is as you get older the seals are a bit more flexible and the allowed pressure drops

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