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mdemone posted:he stands there trying to figure out the sign and his conclusion was to press the alarm button which is KINDA but not at all what the sign says once when i was high as gently caress in amsterdam i had to call the janitor at the hotel because my turd wouldn't flush down the toilet    
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i just kept pushing the button but it didn't help
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the dutch have weird toilets they're all inverted wtf
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if you are a girl post itt. i need to ask you somethin
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nite crew dot mp4
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RealityWarCriminal posted:if you are a girl post itt. i need to ask you somethin i can ask my wife for you
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Qurnah posted:what is the ryder cup Lawnmower racing
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Qurnah posted:what is the ryder cup Ruff Ryder lookalike competition
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there's this old wife tale about a fancy lady that couldn't flush her turd down the toilet so she called the building attendant who then called a plumber who came and inspected it and sure enough there was a turd just floating around in the water and would just bob around when he tried to flush and the lady was all embarassed and flustered and then plumber goes "oh i get it it's full of air!" and just reaches down and squishes it with his hand and then flushes it down no problem
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treunmpo
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MLK Ultra posted:Lawnmower racing you jest but there is actually meet ups for people that's really proud of their lawnmovers around here
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1708502821715222965
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they spend the equivalent of thousands, even tens of thousands on their lawnmovers lmao
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gotta go make spaghetti for my kids now byeeeeeeeeeeeee tuerempo!!!
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OK they looked real disappointed at me about the pant making GBS threads thing so I walked it back as a joke Mission accomplished
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for a guy constantly on trial you’d think trump would have a better understanding of how the process works
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*trump looking confident* I think I just super daddied the presidency
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the milk machine posted:*trump looking confident* I think I just super daddied the presidency
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a.lo posted:someone change my avatar to something cool. I don't know why I got this del taco cup one I got you
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did spaced god get laid
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whats trumpin, i need the 45 (thats code for the hottest latest trump news)
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https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1708521741075538071 dudes rock
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Buddykins posted:I got you fix mine too
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I dont deserve this
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god drat somebody actually thinks Matt Gaetz is a "smart guy", amazing
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god I wish that was me
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hell yeah brother
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RealityWarCriminal posted:I dont deserve this 
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emfive posted:god drat somebody actually thinks Matt Gaetz is a "smart guy", amazing that's a sliding scale on the Hill
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Better a police station than a Hallmark gift store.
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Tom Tucker posted:lmao "I thought if I pulled the FIRE ALARM the door in front of me would open" that's fuckin hilarious Jamal Bowman has true Power Clown energy Doors should open if a fire alarm goes off, he's not wrong.
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A.lo im giving you this one
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Buddykins posted:did spaced god get laid more importantly did he ask for consent to joinder or whatever
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space god and his piece slip and fell in the shower, they died, badly
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spaced god you better have another date set with a pretty lady
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