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Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

fuctifino posted:

I just found out that there are no go zones for black pensioners

https://twitter.com/Shiikane/status/1708778202544386521

mentally ill woman with face tattoos stabs innocent old man

better turn it into racial banter. absolute goblin.

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

I don’t even want to know what this is about

https://twitter.com/isabelhardman/status/1708844294906233248?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

The Perfect Element posted:

There was definitely a lot of hope. That election night ended up being one of the worst of my life; not just defeat, but utter annihilation. John McDonnell having to keep it together on live TV as the exit poll came in... Man. I've never had my dreams just crushed like that before.

Same.

Throughout most of 2019 I didn't actually think that Labour had a chance of getting into power - the media hit-job on Corbyn, the charisma and adulation of Johnson and the self-interest of loads of people would see to that. I thought it would be a 'hold your ground' result in comparison to 2017. Then when the 2nd referendum policy was firmed up I was sure it was going to be a real thumping - however sensible and logical it was a policy guaranteed to piss of a lot of people on both sides of the issue (thanks Keith!).

But, living in Peterborough, the by-election in June (not my constituency) did spark some genuine hope that things might pan out OK - that the pundits and polls were wrong, that the political landscape was too tumultuous to really predict. When this place - a highly Brexit-y and gammon-city - can vote in a Labour MP at the height of the media pushing the antisemitism/Britain-hater angle on Corbyn, after all the Brexit shenanigans and after the last Labour MP was recalled after being convicted of perverting the course of justice...maybe something could happen.

I distinctly remember going out that evening to pick up a takeaway, walking through the park and thinking "maybe this time tomorrow, it'll all be a little bit better and the start of something big."

Well, it wasn't. Unknowingly, it was the first time I've watched GE coverage with an emotional rather than a merely intellectual investment and it really was like being punched in the gut. I watched the exit poll and almost immediately went to bed. Horrible. Not helped by waking up later, going down to get a drink, flicking the telly on and seeing/hearing Alan Johnson giving that smug speech that was soon being plastered all over facebook by everyone's Tory uncle.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




For every young person I knew in 2019 who was feeling invested in politics by Corbyn’s labour I seemingly knew an equal number of thick cunts who intended to vote Tory for ‘the bants’ because it would be funny to see the silly clown man in charge of the country.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Crystal Thenis posted:

mentally ill woman with face tattoos stabs innocent old man

better turn it into racial banter. absolute goblin.

quote:

A woman has been charged with murder after a "popular community figure" was stabbed to death in what police are treating as a race-hate crime.

but also nice troll

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Private Speech posted:

but also nice troll

It wasn't one of the Muslamics so it was just a case of Mental Health, as determined by the newest thread racist. I think if we collect one more we get a free hate crime.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Just kidding all hate crimes are free, in this green and pleasant land.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Tesseraction posted:

It wasn't one of the Muslamics so it was just a case of Mental Health, as determined by the newest thread racist. I think if we collect one more we get a free hate crime.

If you want to imagine the future, picture a jackboot stamping a loyalty card - forever.

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

Tesseraction posted:

It wasn't one of the Muslamics so it was just a case of Mental Health, as determined by the newest thread racist. I think if we collect one more we get a free hate crime.

will it help you learn the difference between they’re/their/there?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Nicked from the cspam thread: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/oct/02/rishi-sunak-commons-majority-in-peril-as-60-tories-join-liz-truss-group

Please, please do the funniest possible thing. Our bastard bullshit evil politics is only bearable when you dumb fucks knife each other.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009


Well there's nowt but fat on her, poor fare indeed... render her down for axle grease to help the trains run on time?

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
I don't understand why Liz Truss is being pushed as leader. The tory MPs had her as leader, it was disastrous and they themselves got rid of her. Why would they want her back

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

She's sponsored by Dominos?

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
HS2 just got shelved

the whole day today is a distraction

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Crystal Thenis posted:

will it help you learn the difference between they’re/their/there?

Oh one of these types of troll. Did Reddit clamp down on another batch of child porn subreddits or something?

Klepsie
Aug 9, 2019

What if there were no rhetorical questions?
Bobbing up again with the latest on Camrath.

His funeral is this Saturday, 7 October.

His wife has asked, quote, "Could you ask the goons if they'd do some more bluescreen H fudge meme photos please?"

Consider yourselves asked. Your very finest for this fine man.

While posting, I found this a few days ago; a poem I wrote for him two years ago. I wasn't originally going to put this in my imminent poetry collection, but now, it's going to be the last one.

RIDING THE ZEITGEIST SINCE 2003

Today it pleased me, friend, to note
Our friendship's reached the age to vote,
Can buy a whiskey or a beer,
For it has reached its eighteenth year.
It soon, absent unomened strife,
Will have been with you half your life.
Online, on stage, on boats, in cars
On Boston streets, in hotel bars,
We've done such deeds and seen such things,
Have lived like paupers and like kings.
I think it fit that I confide
It's been a wild and joyous ride
With miles and years before its end.
Here's to the next eighteen, my friend.

ENVOI

How on this friendship have I lucked?
Simple: because we've never hosed.

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

Tesseraction posted:

Oh one of these types of troll. Did Reddit clamp down on another batch of child porn subreddits or something?

you are a grown man ffs

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Tesseraction posted:

Oh one of these types of troll. Did Reddit clamp down on another batch of child porn subreddits or something?
He's an alt evading a perma, he was making GBS threads up the chat thread until he noticed an admin posts there semi-regularly.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Don't forget Liz Truss was elected leader by Tory party members. What dethroned her was the stock and financial markets response to her swinging tax cuts pushed a bunch of Tories that hadn't nominated her pushing her out in defiance of the members vote. It's essentially what we all feared would happen if Corbyn had won narrowly in 2017, except in reverse of the PM being too right wing rather than left, and the consequential less media savaging.

Liz Truss is an idiot, but she's an idiot with a single idea she believes in defiance to the facts. Sunak is just a empty suit with no ideas beyond looking at a budget spreadsheet, and the recent incoherent vote begging.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Crystal Thenis posted:

you are a grown man ffs

I didn't accuse you of coming on to me.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Tesseraction posted:

I didn't accuse you of coming on to me.
Don't be ridiculous, he'd never come on someone fully grown.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Klepsie posted:

Bobbing up again with the latest on Camrath.

His funeral is this Saturday, 7 October.

His wife has asked, quote, "Could you ask the goons if they'd do some more bluescreen H fudge meme photos please?"

Consider yourselves asked. Your very finest for this fine man.

While posting, I found this a few days ago; a poem I wrote for him two years ago. I wasn't originally going to put this in my imminent poetry collection, but now, it's going to be the last one.

RIDING THE ZEITGEIST SINCE 2003

Today it pleased me, friend, to note
Our friendship's reached the age to vote,
Can buy a whiskey or a beer,
For it has reached its eighteenth year.
It soon, absent unomened strife,
Will have been with you half your life.
Online, on stage, on boats, in cars
On Boston streets, in hotel bars,
We've done such deeds and seen such things,
Have lived like paupers and like kings.
I think it fit that I confide
It's been a wild and joyous ride
With miles and years before its end.
Here's to the next eighteen, my friend.

ENVOI

How on this friendship have I lucked?
Simple: because we've never hosed.

Many thanks for the update and your poem is now saved to my ssd. :tipshat:

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

It is possible to put those two cunts on ignore and simply not respond to them.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Crystal Thenis posted:

HS2 just got shelved

the whole day today is a distraction

Conservative Party Conference:

0930: BRITAIN IS BACK! MAKE BRITAIN GROW AGAIN! STRONG BRITAIN, GREAT NATION!

1430: Erm, we can't build 200 miles of railway that has been planned for the past 14 years. Sorry about that.

[Aside - I was going to type BUILD A BETTER BRITAIN, until I realised that was a Starmer slogan]

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Klepsie posted:

Bobbing up again with the latest on Camrath.

His funeral is this Saturday, 7 October.

His wife has asked, quote, "Could you ask the goons if they'd do some more bluescreen H fudge meme photos please?"

Consider yourselves asked. Your very finest for this fine man.

While posting, I found this a few days ago; a poem I wrote for him two years ago. I wasn't originally going to put this in my imminent poetry collection, but now, it's going to be the last one.

RIDING THE ZEITGEIST SINCE 2003

Today it pleased me, friend, to note
Our friendship's reached the age to vote,
Can buy a whiskey or a beer,
For it has reached its eighteenth year.
It soon, absent unomened strife,
Will have been with you half your life.
Online, on stage, on boats, in cars
On Boston streets, in hotel bars,
We've done such deeds and seen such things,
Have lived like paupers and like kings.
I think it fit that I confide
It's been a wild and joyous ride
With miles and years before its end.
Here's to the next eighteen, my friend.

ENVOI

How on this friendship have I lucked?
Simple: because we've never hosed.

Thanks for this update, and poo poo, I had thought he was older than that. :smith:

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo

fuctifino posted:

It is possible to put those two cunts on ignore and simply not respond to them.

call this place the Marxist flophouse, fine, I wouldn’t post here

but it’s not called that is it

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Gort posted:

I don't understand why Liz Truss is being pushed as leader. The tory MPs had her as leader, it was disastrous and they themselves got rid of her. Why would they want her back
her faction has created their own Dolchstoßlegende where liz truss, the Choice of the People, and her brilliant randian ideals were about to usher in a new golden age of prosperity for all true Britons, but traitors and weaklings within the party joined hands with the shadowy and all-powerful Enemy (economists, civil servants, communists, europe, the gays, etc.) in a massive plot to betray and replace her with the quisling sunak. hence the need to return her to power, but this time with a cleansing purge of non-believers to make sure her vision can be implemented.

cool and unconcerning stuff

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

quote:

There’s a strange mood around this conference.

Rishi Sunak had wanted to use it to give his leadership a big boost; to set the political agenda.

That doesn't seem to be happening so far.

Instead, the debate on tax is continuing to dominate. Despite Liz Truss having a disastrous time in Downing Street, she’s still clearly popular here and is making hay with her calls for tax cuts.

At the same time, the "will they/won’t they" over HS2 is turning into a bit of a mess.

It's seemed pretty clear for days that the Birmingham-Manchester leg will be cancelled.

But ministers are just refusing to discuss it. Despite a widespread belief a decision could be soon, No 10 insists no final decision has been made. Will that change tomorrow? We can’t discuss timings, insiders say.

There are still a couple of days to go. The last day is always the most important with the leader’s speech.

But so far, this isn’t really going to plan for the prime minister.
Update from https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-66980550

DreddyMatt
Nov 25, 2002
MY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE OF CURRENT EVENTS IS EXCEEDED ONLY BY MY UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR PISS. FUK U AMERIKKKA!!
Lmao, I thought Tories loved resting on that old 'Britain, engineering marvels, Brunel etc' kind of exceptionalism
All the Facebook uncles voting for Brexit so we could go back to being a country that made stuff.

Can't even make a single railway line.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gort posted:

I don't understand why Liz Truss is being pushed as leader. The tory MPs had her as leader, it was disastrous and they themselves got rid of her. Why would they want her back

Some people are die hard believers of that strain of economic thought, in spite of all evidence to the contrary.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

It's a bunch of guys who inherited a lot of money, have no economic sense because they inherited rather than earned, and just want to pay less tax regardless of the consequences. Don't look any deeper into it than that.

The nice Truss lady will lower our taxes and it will definitely work this time, because don't worry about it.

Crystal Thenis
Mar 23, 2023

by sebmojo
neurally divergent ex-PM knows her audience

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


DreddyMatt posted:

Lmao, I thought Tories loved resting on that old 'Britain, engineering marvels, Brunel etc' kind of exceptionalism
All the Facebook uncles voting for Brexit so we could go back to being a country that made stuff.

Can't even make a single railway line.

That's more Borises thing, but Rishi is not Boris. Whether people actually voted for Boris over or just brexti stuff is another matter. Rishi is just a overpromoted accountant.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

sinky posted:

She's sponsored by Dominos?

"meat feast" is a term trademarked by Pizza Hut #themoreyouknow

Crab Battle
Jan 16, 2010

Haha! Yeah!

Klepsie posted:

Bobbing up again with the latest on Camrath.

His funeral is this Saturday, 7 October.

His wife has asked, quote, "Could you ask the goons if they'd do some more bluescreen H fudge meme photos please?"

Consider yourselves asked. Your very finest for this fine man.

While posting, I found this a few days ago; a poem I wrote for him two years ago. I wasn't originally going to put this in my imminent poetry collection, but now, it's going to be the last one.

RIDING THE ZEITGEIST SINCE 2003

Today it pleased me, friend, to note
Our friendship's reached the age to vote,
Can buy a whiskey or a beer,
For it has reached its eighteenth year.
It soon, absent unomened strife,
Will have been with you half your life.
Online, on stage, on boats, in cars
On Boston streets, in hotel bars,
We've done such deeds and seen such things,
Have lived like paupers and like kings.
I think it fit that I confide
It's been a wild and joyous ride
With miles and years before its end.
Here's to the next eighteen, my friend.

ENVOI

How on this friendship have I lucked?
Simple: because we've never hosed.

That's a sweet poem, thanks for sharing.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
even by conference standards it feels like they're really getting their freak on this year
https://twitter.com/horton_official/status/1708865343215604213

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Tesseraction posted:

Oh one of these types of troll. Did Reddit clamp down on another batch of child porn subreddits or something?

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Don't be ridiculous, he'd never come on someone fully grown.


Dont imply posters are pedophiles you absolute weapons. If you just stop responding he'll go away.

Rugz
Apr 15, 2014

PLS SEE AVATAR. P.S. IM A BELL END LOL

serious gaylord posted:

Dont imply posters are pedophiles you absolute weapons. If you just stop responding he'll go away.

But if they don't reply how can they be sure everyone else knows how good the zinger they thought up is?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Interesting timing for this breaking news BBC investigation

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1708877069596164336

It's now the #1 news story on the BBC site

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Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


More news than anything out of the Tory conference tbf.

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