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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Wow I bet he can't even burg out cost he's on ozempic

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
These are just preliminary hearings until he can get in front of a veterinary judge -- since she's a dog lawyer, that's where the real trial happens

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

The court finds that Mr. Trump is a little piss baby who is, in fact, gonna cry

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

That’s the stuff


Trump bought into his anti-matter field always working. Guess you need competent lawyers to keep it going!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

he needs to have a Melania around him at all
times

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
*lawyer intake* Mr President, please tell me the date of your last parvo shot

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


looking good mr president

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

tacodaemon posted:

not pooping though. girls don't poop (not doing that anymore is my favorite thing about being on trans girl hormones)

literally the only time i've gotten my mother to not be a huge downer when i talk about being trans was when i said that i couldn't wait to not have to poop anymore lol

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

crime fighting hog posted:

"Your Honor I move for a mistrial!"
"Why?"
"I forgot to put on pants today!"

I need you as my lawyer plz!!!!

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/BankstonAtLaw/status/1708859836610290106

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

tenderjerk posted:

disobeying the gods if ive ever seen it

kaleedity posted:

when ur goat is being scaped

Perplx posted:



REPUBLIC OF GAMERS

lmao @ all of this

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

VideoKid posted:

yea no way he’s gonna wiggle out of this jam!

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


UFOTacoMan posted:


for posterity

Happy Monday ,Teamies!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
code:

[CHARGING: 66%] ah well, nevertheless... 

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

habba bringing her gaming rig to court, respect

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


trumps about to go full mas off joker mode and mess things up

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

can’t wait for trump to take the stand

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Ms doubtfire remake lookin weird

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1032247043992023040

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

all timer

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



UFOTacoMan posted:


for posterity

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

isn’t habba the stooge that signed the subpoena saying they turned over all the boxes of top secret documents from mar a lago? how is she still out and about lawyering??

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005



hes so good at dunkin the dunkaroos :twisted:


seriously tweet is funny

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
my favorite part is all the stuff normal people would not make owned by the business for tax purposes that are on the table

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

lol

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

lmao did he really post that. A+ if so

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/337710578002980865

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

External Organs posted:

lmao did he really post that.

Oh I doubt it

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh I doubt it

I had to check. It's real lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

dads friend steve posted:

isn’t habba the stooge that signed the subpoena saying they turned over all the boxes of top secret documents from mar a lago? how is she still out and about lawyering??

no that was someone else. i forget her name but she was an OAN host

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Bobb

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

External Organs posted:

I had to check. It's real lol


Wow, drat. Good on him haha

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Beeftweeter posted:

no that was someone else. i forget her name but she was an OAN host


ahhh yeah, ur right. thanks

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

UFOTacoMan posted:


for posterity

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

we will never have a president with this kind of posting power again. the deep state will never allow it

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Ron Fillupabrewskie

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

VideoKid posted:

we will never have a president with this kind of posting power again. the deep state will never allow it

it would be an impossible bar to clear. he's one of the best Posters of all time.

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