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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > [Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump
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thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,
has anyone said Xi Jinping pong yet? because thats pretty funny

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# ? May 25, 2024 02:15
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pink noise
Jun 24, 2022

emfive posted:

I can recommend buying into a brand of 18v battery tools, I have Ryobi but it probably doesn't matter much, it's a really cool thing. I mean, if you do tool things.

i feel certain if i ever invest in that kinda thing they'll change the batteries immediately

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 00:47
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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
ryobi is a good brand for u kno way

(using 1 battery for 100 different tools)

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 00:49
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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

thehandtruck posted:

has anyone said Xi Jinping pong yet? because thats pretty funny

nobody said it yet.

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 00:51
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

emfive posted:

I really wanted to make models of extremely lovely looking decayed suburban infrastructure

just go outside and take a picture, you're in America

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 00:52
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Diabetic
Sep 29, 2006

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.
So how long until we hear from Nestor Gaetz's "son?"

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

 everyone who remembers Nestor gets disappeared

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 00:58
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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

thehandtruck posted:

has anyone said Xi Jinping pong yet? because thats pretty funny

Another classic "thehandtruck post". Thanks.

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Clever Moniker
Oct 29, 2007

boroda posted:

i’m gonna try a long form turmp post.

here are some things about johnald “the don” tup:

1. tuplor
2. tmebo
3. trump doctor sex tape
2. I only remember sailor
5. Ed balls
6. tep
7. he’s pretty dumb
8. toop
9. piss tape Israel
10.
11. cumshitter
12. baloogan
12a. peckerwood
14. Robert morrow
15. hope, hopey!!
13. handshakemogged by the Canada guy
14. boosted wear the hat
18. the poll plane that eats doodoos
19. if anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I suggest not Michael Cohen
19a. Michael Cohen
19a.1 avenatti
20.
21. humping the chair at the debate
22. hamberder
23.
24. TRUMP *click*

:smugdon:

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

neutral milf hotel posted:

welp

https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1708983469496234436

:evilbuddy:

https://twitter.com/jakesherman/status/1708982867429101606?s=46

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/jakesherman/status/1708982867429101606?s=46

healthcare plz

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 01:04
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/jakesherman/status/1708982867429101606?s=46

What an epic clapback. He's finished

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 01:04
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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/jakesherman/status/1708982867429101606?s=46

you guys having a good time??

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 01:04
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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Consummate Professional posted:

healthcare plz

no

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 01:04
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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

 the toppest trump is barron

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
no health

only vote

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 01:09
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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

thehandtruck posted:

has anyone said Xi Jinping pong yet? because thats pretty funny

a few years ago they temporarily banned the english letter 'N' from being used on their social media sites. according to google translate (back then at least), it told me that xi ji pig translates as "wahoo chicken rear end"

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

DrPossum posted:

no health

only vote

would you accept a performative and moderately offensive gesture

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Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


 tep

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SirBukkake
Aug 24, 2006
Idk some black dude

boroda posted:

i’m gonna try a long form turmp post.

here are some things about johnald “the don” tup:

1. tuplor
2. tmebo
3. trump doctor sex tape
2. I only remember sailor
5. Ed balls
6. tep
7. he’s pretty dumb
8. toop
9. piss tape Israel
10.
11. cumshitter
12. baloogan
12a. peckerwood
14. Robert morrow
15. hope, hopey!!
13. handshakemogged by the Canada guy
14. boosted wear the hat
18. the poll plane that eats doodoos
19. if anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I suggest not Michael Cohen
19a. Michael Cohen
19a.1 avenatti
20.
21. humping the chair at the debate
22. hamberder
23.
24. TRUMP *click*

25. OBAMNA

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I want off matt gaetz mild ride

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

External Organs posted:

I want off matt gaetz mild ride

this is matt gaetz universe we are only Visitors with very large junks...

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
hi boys




i just skipped a buncha pages, what did I miss?

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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

WrasslorMonkey posted:
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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

bebop esq posted:

hi boys




i just skipped a buncha pages, what did I miss?

trunp is approaching the Tim Heidecker Trial singularity. in which he represents himself and screams about chyna

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 01:24
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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

bebop esq posted:

hi boys




i just skipped a buncha pages, what did I miss?

Best content day in literal months, go back

* # ? Oct 3, 2023 01:25
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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

bebop esq posted:

hi boys




i just skipped a buncha pages, what did I miss?

trumps lawyer hosed him over by not checking the box for a jury trial lol

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017

Consummate Professional posted:

trunp is approaching the Tim Heidecker Trial singularity. in which he represents himself and screams about chyna

we would never be so lucky

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016

veepfake posted:

omg gamer gf what games she plays :swoon:

Habba was previously accused of racist behavior in a 2022 lawsuit by a former employee at her law firm, including saying “I hate that Black b*tch” about New York Attorney General Letitia James, who brought the current fraud case against Trump. There were also allegedly recordings of her loudly “dropping ‘N’ bombs” while rapping along to music in her New Jersey law office.

oh
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Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

bebop esq posted:

hi boys




i just skipped a buncha pages, what did I miss?

someone posted poopy trump

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016

Oglethorpe posted:

someone posted poopy trump

oh man by popular demand too (do not ask for it)

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



 do NOT ask for pooptoop

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Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

kaleedity posted:

do NOT ask for pooptoop

formally requesting goof troop poop toop

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
i'm the shat man

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
pee poo doo doo doo

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PofH4DXcRXI

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

pillsburysoldier posted:

TrumpGPT
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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

just go outside and take a picture, you're in America
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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Oglethorpe posted:

someone posted poopy trump

a normal day, then, i see

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