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Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
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gagged for a perfect post!

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SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

mdemone posted:

it's just the Overton window accelerating rightwards, but I miss the guy.

he was not a complicated man.

what

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020



bender is not allowed on tv

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Rep. George Santos (R- N.Y.) accidentally identified himself as a Democrat in an official congressional statement on Tuesday.

Santos, who was slapped with 13 different criminal charges including counts of wire fraud and money laundering earlier this year, has been accused of lying about – or completely making up – much of his professed background.

He issued a statement Tuesday saying he had introduced legislation "to require fire safety training" after a Democratic lawmaker was seen on video pulling a fire alarm.

"Recent events revealed that there is a need for members to familiarize themselves with basic fire safety training," Santos wrote in the statement. "Some members may not realize the consequences of pulling a fire alarm under false pretenses, so we need to make sure that these legislators learn to spot potential dangers, evaluate risks involved, take preventative measures, and know what to do in the event of a real emergency."

However, something stood out about this statement. It specifically identified Santos as "George Santos (D-NY03)," labeling the Republican as harboring an opposing philosophy. Some of his followers noticed the mistake.

"Are you a Democrat now," one wrote.

Six hours later, Santos issued a correction identifying himself as a Republican. He also addressed the change and took a jab at Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY).

"Sorry, I mistook the D for an R, similar to how someone might mistake doing drag with lying about doing drag," Kitara Ravache added Tuesday.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

mdemone posted:

it's just the Overton window accelerating rightwards, but I miss the guy.

he was not a complicated man.

He loving sucked op

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



mdemone posted:

it's just the Overton window accelerating rightwards, but I miss the guy.

he was not a complicated man.

You're perpetually the dumbest poster in this thread and that's an achievement

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

External Organs posted:

He loving sucked op

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


george walker bush should mix all of his paints into a big bucket and then chug it.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
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Too Many Birds posted:

george walker bush should mix all of his paints into a big bucket and then chug it.

watercolors are nontoxic

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/1709311066600042838

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

https://x.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1709310557546070423?s=20

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
lol

lmao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol ann wagner is from Racism, MO

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri%27s_2nd_congressional_district

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Young Dones

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

emfive posted:

when I was like 8 we moved to Texas and started frequenting a Mexican place called "Tupinamba" and I was always frustrated because I never got as much food as I wanted. I ordered the "Saltillo Plate" which was two enchiladas, one covered with red sauce and one with white cheese sauce.

tup
:goonsay:

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

mdemone posted:

it's just the Overton window accelerating rightwards, but I miss the guy.

he was not a complicated man.

:goofy:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Why is it that Republicans are always fighting among themselves, why aren’t they fighting the Radical Left Democrats who are destroying our Country?

lol if this is the strongest defense he has for kevin

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Bar Crow posted:

Who’s going to replace him? Is it me? It better not be me. I’ve got others things to do this week.

They give you four bucks per day and your job is required to let you go

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/HowardMortman/status/1709310215882219700


lol he big mad.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


too bad. I thought he was doing a good job

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


Oglethorpe posted:

watercolors are nontoxic

would it at least cause gastrointestinal discomfort?

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
None of the Republicans have any of Trump’s shithead charisma except MTG maybe

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:yeshaha:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lol

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

DesertIslandHermit posted:

None of the Republicans have any of Trump’s shithead charisma except MTG maybe

George Santos

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

VideoKid posted:

George Santos

Oh god yes actually

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1709307908255862876

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
lol republicans

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

same energy

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfQaRK3BCYU

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
wait did they vote to kick him out?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I have the biggest boehner right now

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


israel is probably gonna bulldoze a palestine neighborhood or two right now

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1709311435182833874

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Louisgod posted:

wait did they vote to kick him out?

yeah he's toast lmbo

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Wrex Ruckus posted:

yeah he's toast lmbo

lol

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