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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
he owns

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1709322951252746560?s=46

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Team,

This thread must appoint a designated survivor before cob.

-swnt from my zube

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Foreverially litigated, fully tiedup lawsuited and indicated Trump, and loving it

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

problem? :smugdog:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

lmfao this Harry Potter rear end poo poo.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

I don't see what they have to complain about. They solved a problem.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Louisgod posted:

I'm glad dems actually did something extremely funny and went with the dumbest, most chaotic option

Really hope republicans start crying "why won't the dems help us."

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Are the Blue Dogs ok? I'm worried about the fiscally conservative, probably socially conservative too pooches

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




you just know Gaetz would be an "actually it's ephebophilia" guy

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Private Cumshoe posted:

Are the Blue Dogs ok?

no ur dog is choking get him to a hospital

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lmao, glad I decided not to skip this. That "LOSERS" sounded hilarious

it really was lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




let your haters be the waders in the sewage of success

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Speaker Trump is coming

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


William Bear posted:

Lol, this is their reasoning:

https://twitter.com/kirk_bado/status/1709312331690188811?s=20

"Fire alarm! Also, why didn't you save us from our own stupidity?"

Breaking News: Dog, inconsolable and angry, asking driver why they let it catch their car

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

technically you made history, Kevin

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

lmfao this Harry Potter rear end poo poo.

would have been hilarious if they opened the envelope to see just one word written in thick black sharpie

TRMPU

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

WarMECH posted:

would have been hilarious if they opened the envelope to see just one word written in thick black sharpie

TRMPU

was hoping for it tbh...

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

https://twitter.com/BlackBernieBabe/status/1709010891792847231?t=fSrcRMhZLzhgT4FgNCW3vQ&s=19

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
looks like a new job opening is available for toop!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

WarMECH posted:

would have been hilarious if they opened the envelope to see just one word written in thick black sharpie

TRMPU

PRO TRMPORE

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
mccarthy came to mar a lago 3 nights in a row around new years eve and insisted on joining me. he was bleeding badly from a vacated speaker position. I said no!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1709327530811969642?s=46

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the truth he crafts for this event will be one of his best. I can feel it already

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Never going to make it to law school now :( maybe she will have to settle for a satisfying career

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


To pick the next speaker I propose setting up a battle royale ladder match in the middle of the house floor. First one to climb up and pull the gavel hanging from the chain becomes speaker. No disqualifications

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

oh no, problems won’t get solved anymore

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

:kiss:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
feinstein is dead lol

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
dyin' fine! Stein?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I bet if Feinstein were alive today she wouldn't have even lolled at McCarthy losing the speakership

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

the United States is a failed nation lmao

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

can’t we just kill all these people already

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

piss guzzler 420 posted:

the United States is a failed nation lmao

Always has been

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

https://twitter.com/itsgabrielleu/status/1709318326252679205?s=46

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

it's awesome to not only pay for your education but then to pay to work at your own expense on the offchance the person you work for will give the nepotism string a little tug in your favor

good country, good system

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

piss guzzler 420 posted:

the United States is a failed nation lmao

Yeah lol

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
this is a meritocracy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



let's not forget the most important US political news of the day


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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I wonder how Nestor is reacting to all of this

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