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mycatscrimes posted:I think the latest research is that pandas are actually really good at loving... But only in the wild. Also captive breeding programs haven't worked out a good solution for 'the female gets ready to breed in response to two males fighting around her' that isn't going to jeopardize the health of one of their captive males. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc7Oo2xjpMk&t=43s
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That's as many as two hundred and ninety tens. And that's terrible.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:53 |
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Moving to the country Gonna eat a lot of peaches
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:57 |
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Peach Husband is at it again
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 04:11 |
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I get why it’s news that a couple thousand peaches were stolen: they’re grown to be mondo‐expensive gifts. But surely they’re worth very little without provenance.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 04:26 |
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They're grown to look perfect. They might not get the full ticket price but looking like the real thing will be more than good enough for a lot of people.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 05:39 |
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Japan's number 2 peach farm must be missing 1450 peaches then.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 05:44 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Japan's number 2 peach farm must be missing 1450 peaches then. Pretty sure they're up 2900 peaches?
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 05:54 |
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https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1709303824639287576
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 06:48 |
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What’s a hedge fund cum dragon?
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 07:10 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:What’s a hedge fund cum dragon? Dare you enter it's magical realm?
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 07:40 |
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Millions of peaches, peaches for show Millions of peaches, where did they go
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 07:49 |
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Wukong is at it again
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 10:23 |
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Prostitutes branching (heh) out?
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 10:48 |
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Platystemon posted:I get why it’s news that a couple thousand peaches were stolen: they’re grown to be mondo‐expensive gifts. Just sell them to the number 2 peach farm and split the profit.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 11:03 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:What’s a hedge fund cum dragon? Warren Buffet?
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 14:55 |
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Cum users know exactly what we're doing.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 15:07 |
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I wanted to say that the hedge fund cum dragon was named Smaugma but I suppose dick cheese really doesn't have anything to do with ejaculate.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 15:13 |
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Lobok posted:I wanted to say that the hedge fund cum dragon was named Smaugma but I suppose dick cheese really doesn't have anything to do with ejaculate. IMO that's way too good a joke to kibosh on a technicality.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 16:42 |
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Dick Cheese, P.I.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 18:12 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:What’s a hedge fund cum dragon? Not much, what’s a hedge fund cum dragon with you?
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 20:06 |
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Lobok posted:I wanted to say that the hedge fund cum dragon was named Smaugma but I suppose dick cheese really doesn't have anything to do with ejaculate. Smaugma sounds like one bad dragon
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 21:47 |
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A real dirty drake. A filthy hoodlum.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 22:14 |
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a truly wicked wyvern
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 00:46 |
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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1709724651033595914
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 10:12 |
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Mods, please change my name to hedge fund cum dragon
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 10:15 |
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I’m a cum djinn
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 16:27 |
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Phenomenal cumsic powers, itty bitty nutting space.
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 16:28 |
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The last statement in that video; "thoughts and prayers" really has become the political way to say "go gently caress yourself".
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 18:18 |
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freeedr posted:I’m a cum djinn bottom posting
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 18:35 |
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Is that a... Watercolor of the Nicholson Joker behind Tupac and OBL? Edit: oof, that was further back than I thought.
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# ? Oct 5, 2023 19:06 |
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Ommin posted:The last statement in that video; "thoughts and prayers" really has become the political way to say "go gently caress yourself". Bless their hearts.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 06:31 |
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New York man pleads not guilty to stalking woman by plane for four years
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 08:33 |
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His arguments of innocence seem to have gone over the court's heads.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 08:42 |
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Tomatoes? Guy must be a millionaire.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 08:46 |
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Definitely not a member of the mile high club. can't aim tomatoes from that high up.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 08:51 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Tomatoes? Guy must be a millionaire. Eh, at least it wasn’t watermelons or pumpkins
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Do you really need MORE porn
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