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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

mycatscrimes posted:

I think the latest research is that pandas are actually really good at loving... But only in the wild. Also captive breeding programs haven't worked out a good solution for 'the female gets ready to breed in response to two males fighting around her' that isn't going to jeopardize the health of one of their captive males.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc7Oo2xjpMk&t=43s

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That's as many as two hundred and ninety tens.
And that's terrible.

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
Moving to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Peach Husband is at it again

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I get why it’s news that a couple thousand peaches were stolen: they’re grown to be mondo‐expensive gifts.

But surely they’re worth very little without provenance.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

They're grown to look perfect. They might not get the full ticket price but looking like the real thing will be more than good enough for a lot of people.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Japan's number 2 peach farm must be missing 1450 peaches then.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Japan's number 2 peach farm must be missing 1450 peaches then.

Pretty sure they're up 2900 peaches?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1709303824639287576

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What’s a hedge fund cum dragon?

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What’s a hedge fund cum dragon?

Dare you enter it's magical realm?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Millions of peaches, peaches for show
Millions of peaches, where did they go

Hooks
Aug 26, 2007

He'll save children, but not the British children
Fun Shoe

Wukong is at it again

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Prostitutes branching (heh) out?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Platystemon posted:

I get why it’s news that a couple thousand peaches were stolen: they’re grown to be mondo‐expensive gifts.

But surely they’re worth very little without provenance.

Just sell them to the number 2 peach farm and split the profit.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What’s a hedge fund cum dragon?

Warren Buffet?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Cum users know exactly what we're doing.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I wanted to say that the hedge fund cum dragon was named Smaugma but I suppose dick cheese really doesn't have anything to do with ejaculate.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Lobok posted:

I wanted to say that the hedge fund cum dragon was named Smaugma but I suppose dick cheese really doesn't have anything to do with ejaculate.

IMO that's way too good a joke to kibosh on a technicality.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Dick Cheese, P.I.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What’s a hedge fund cum dragon?

Not much, what’s a hedge fund cum dragon with you?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Lobok posted:

I wanted to say that the hedge fund cum dragon was named Smaugma but I suppose dick cheese really doesn't have anything to do with ejaculate.

Smaugma sounds like one bad dragon

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
A real dirty drake. A filthy hoodlum.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


a truly wicked wyvern

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1709724651033595914

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Mods, please change my name to hedge fund cum dragon

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I’m a cum djinn

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Phenomenal cumsic powers, itty bitty nutting space.

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
The last statement in that video; "thoughts and prayers" really has become the political way to say "go gently caress yourself".

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

freeedr posted:

I’m a cum djinn

bottom posting

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Is that a... Watercolor of the Nicholson Joker behind Tupac and OBL?

Edit: oof, that was further back than I thought.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ommin posted:

The last statement in that video; "thoughts and prayers" really has become the political way to say "go gently caress yourself".

Bless their hearts.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

New York man pleads not guilty to stalking woman by plane for four years

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


His arguments of innocence seem to have gone over the court's heads.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Tomatoes? Guy must be a millionaire.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Definitely not a member of the mile high club.
can't aim tomatoes from that high up.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Tomatoes? Guy must be a millionaire.

Eh, at least it wasn’t watermelons or pumpkins

Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Do you really need MORE porn

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