[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bethamphetamine posted:

"The bottom line is this is rigged," he told reporters. "Because the judge knows whatever he's going to do."

"So they defrauded us because he called me a fraud," he continued. "He called me a fraud, and he values Mar-a-Lago at $18 million. And you can't do that."

"But I have a lot of cash, a lot of everything," he insisted. "I was never going to reveal this kind of stuff. But now it comes out. It comes out because a corrupt attorney general sued me for fraud."

"And the judge already knows what he's going to do," he complained. "He's a Democrat judge. In all fairness to him, he has no choice. He has no choice. He's run by the Democrats."

"He's a Democrat judge out of the clubhouses," Trump added. "He's controlled. And it's a shame. What's going on here is a shame. Our whole system is corrupt."

I wish a journalist would say �what the gently caress are you talking about� for just one time

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

AxGrap posted:

Lol all the phones are gonna go off at daycares across the country and wake all the kids up

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Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

my body is ready I can feel the 5G nanites in my blood already forming colonizing bodies in anticipation of the signal

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limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

what clubhouse and why is he out of it if he�s doing what the democrats want???

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Too Many Birds posted:

26 minutes until the latent ebola virus is activated in our bodies from the covid vax

anyone want to get anything off their chest before we all loving die

I have heartburn from lunch so I'd like to get that off my chest

Also the Internet was a mistake

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big mean giraffe: Dec 13, 2003; Eat Shit and Die; Lipstick Apathy

Hatebag posted:

the math and science teachers all seemed like big time nerds or potheads, the history teachers were nerds, the gym teachers were pedos, the spanish teachers all seemed like drunks and there was one pedo there, music teachers were either extremely wound up maniacs or just completely indifferent

All the music teachers I ever had were gay, but it was the 90s/early 2000s and it wasn't 'ok' to be out and a teacher in my area at that time

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Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Bar Crow posted:

Syringe? Construct a proper Contraption or gently caress off.

It was the medic armed with a blutsauger

# ? Oct 4, 2023 19:08

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Yeah hi I'll have one marburger w extra slurp juice, no cheese

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Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

"The bottom line is this is rigged," he told reporters. "Because the judge knows whatever he's going to do."

"So they defrauded us because he called me a fraud," he continued. "He called me a fraud, and he values Mar-a-Lago at $18 million. And you can't do that."

"But I have a lot of cash, a lot of everything," he insisted. "I was never going to reveal this kind of stuff. But now it comes out. It comes out because a corrupt attorney general sued me for fraud."

"And the judge already knows what he's going to do," he complained. "He's a Democrat judge. In all fairness to him, he has no choice. He has no choice. He's run by the Democrats."

"He's a Democrat judge out of the clubhouses," Trump added. "He's controlled. And it's a shame. What's going on here is a shame. Our whole system is corrupt."

guess he shouldve done something about the deep state while he was the most powerful man in the country oh well

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Vishass posted:

Checked to see if there was any follow up. The principal made the teacher change the grade back and set a new policy that if a paper is deemed 50% or more likely to be AI generated then you get a 0 and need to resubmit it

love da future baby, let's go future!

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 3 hours!

when does the 5g virus activate again?

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Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

does smoking a bunch of weed just before becoming a Manchurian candidate do anything? asking for a friend.

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kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

i am so ready for zombification. biden, please, hit the button

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

big mean giraffe posted:

All the music teachers I ever had were gay, but it was the 90s/early 2000s and it wasn't 'ok' to be out and a teacher in my area at that time

Huh, my middle school band director makes a lot more sense as a very angry closeted guy.

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Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

I hope the g5 phone apocalypse makes me poo poo my pants and die

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

a.lo posted:

when does the 5g virus activate again?

11 minutes b*tch

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

a.lo posted:

when does the 5g virus activate again?

Oh poo poo it's been on since 2020!

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nawilo_420: Nov 24, 2021; Can't post for 18 days!

im an high school english teacher and i can spot within one second whether a student has written their own poo poo or used AI / plagiarised / parents did it lol

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 3 hours!

Close this thread just to be safe

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Ten minutes to go :ohdear:

why is there this buzzing in my ears?

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limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Crazypoops posted:

I hope the g5 phone apocalypse makes me poo poo my pants and die

it did the first part to me

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

nawilo_420 posted:

im an high school english teacher

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
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burn

im an high school english teacher

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Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Ten minutes to go why is there this buzzing in my ears?

don�t worry, it�s a feature not a bug

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Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

im an high school english teacher

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kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

nawilo_420 posted:

im an high school english teacher and i can spot within one second whether a student has written their own poo poo or used AI / plagiarised / parents did it lol

tbf this is exactly what the professors loving it up think too

granted i think reading posts is better experience than a degree for it

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nawilo_420: Nov 24, 2021; Can't post for 18 days!

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limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

feelin like im gonna assimilate someone

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Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

im an high school english teacher

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PDP-1: Oct 12, 2004; It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

the 5G covid cannon is loaded and set to 'full communism' mode

we're ready to fire on your order mr. president

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Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Lpzie posted:

and they are right

cool sig lpzie

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PDP-1: Oct 12, 2004; It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

oops i meant to type that into a different chat channel

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

I'm gonna grab my shiny space blanket just in case

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Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

Microwave Marxism

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Consummate Professional posted:

feelin like im gonna rear end

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nawilo_420: Nov 24, 2021; Can't post for 18 days!

kaleedity posted:

tbf this is exactly what the professors loving it up think too

granted i think reading posts is better experience than a degree for it

if theres doubt you always question the student about it and then any experienced teacher knows right away.

professors are not teachers though and they dont know their students

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