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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
goku
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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Bethamphetamine posted:

Oh god, my balls are swelling

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

why do i taste cum all of a sudden

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSS

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
I am voting blue no matter who in 2024

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Consummate Professional posted:

how many chuds are gonna panic attack themselves into an ER

hopefully enough for there to be a few really darkly funny ones

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Give me all of your brains

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
remember to vote for the fattest bear, your vote counts, for who is the fattest bear

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Turdfuzz posted:

why do i taste cum all of a sudden

Sorry I panicked

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
I was expecting more of a lust for human brains if I’m being honest

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
drat the deep state knows my number

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
Trumo saved me!

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

oh poo poo oh gently caress

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


OBAMNA

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

were all stars now
in the trump show

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



My cats are all gay now

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Glumwheels posted:

This idiot is the son of a judge, after jail he went right back into the cult of magats

sure ur not thinking of the other fur trader



what a fun day holy poo poo, i still dont think my mind has wrapped around it

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
did something happen

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Crazypoops posted:

Well now what

just the same old more and more stupid everyday thing we've been doing

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
I turned into Nemesis so when do I get my cool rocket launcher?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
i wonder if the guy who went through the ice wall got the 5g alert

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


so if trump claims his constitutional rights were violated the supreme court could potentially be the appellate court for the ny state supreme court?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
why would you even announce your big plot to turn the frogs gay with a warning test

james bond villian rear end

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Durf posted:

sure ur not thinking of the other fur trader



what a fun day holy poo poo, i still dont think my mind has wrapped around it

Lol that guy

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

this alert seems as useful as the oceangate hull integrity checker

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


god it would kick rear end if the trump trial got appealed to the supreme court and none of them recuse and find him NOT GUILTY! TOTALLY EXONERATED!!

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
I liked the alert, 10 points to griffendore

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Durf posted:

what a fun day holy poo poo, i still dont think my mind has wrapped around it

insurrection grandma was my favorite

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

All of our handhelds are getting the alert too lol

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Would be a good gimmick to never post again, but,

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

FEMA alerts in spanish now i thought this was america

gregday
May 23, 2003

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
wow I am really feeling very enthusiastic about Microsoft Windowes and Microsoft Ofdice now!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

anyone wanna join me in an omnisexual orgy pile of filth? For some reason I feel like a giant sex pile

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Lol

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Ugly Tony posted:

insurrection grandma was my favorite

imagining them all riding in a bus together to the capitol is a fun mental exercise

bet there was a lot of random yelping of TRUMOP!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Evo Morales is an autocrat and he will be Pinochet’d for this new second coup he’s undertaken. Socialism will be crushed one state at a time if necessary.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Want to get this out of my system before I die of the Marburg Virus.

Does anyone else read Engoron as "Energon" in Optimus Prime's voice?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Hello Teamies

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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

god dammit I took a walk and missed the signal

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