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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

oh no, the Rules. something only liberals and ppl itt obey. guess Trump can't be speaker now.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Glumwheels posted:

Taylor swift is registering 10s of thousands of people in a matter of weeks and all this dingbat has managed is 5-10 people in bumfuck counties over several years

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1709724651033595914

Lmfao

sounds more like a troop than a congressman

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

liberals, when faced with reality, always retreat to the courts. "ya, your right, but you'll get sued to hell and back"... oh yeah, by who?? how, when? Where. ?? nope, will NEVER happen...

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



very unfair judge

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

that's why im a fascist and proud of it.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

If I recall, this guy tried to get the CA recall to happen and failed at it lol

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Lpzie posted:

that's why im a fascist and proud of it.

no…no!!!

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Lpzie posted:

that's why im a fascist and proud of it.

HONK!!!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Do not fash
Do not fash

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

✋😉🦅🦅

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I did everything right and they connected me with the Allegheny county gop

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

😩😩😩😩 I was the right candidate for speaker and they indicted me

https://twitter.com/haleytalbotcnn/status/1709735117181051017?s=46

yeah if theres one thing that will stop the gop its rules

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
HAAARK!

Awake, behold! Let the thunderous cry resound, Donald Tump! HAAARK!

Hear, oh Tump, hear! Proclaim, beckon our commander, the Chief Executive, rise from the political depths, fierce in his indignation! Darkened tides seething with controversy to silence this outspoken voice with scathing rhetoric, to stifle you, inundating your influence until you pale and swell with political turmoil and can speak no more -- only when he, adorned in the symbols of power, with commanding presence and resonating words, raises his pointed arguments that echo like thunder in the political arena and pierces right through your arguments, bursting them -- no longer a compelling case, but a discredited narrative now, with nothing for the critics and the pundits to dissect and analyze, only to be absorbed and integrated into the ever-evolving discourse of the political landscape itself -- unnoticed by any observer, in any era, disregarded by any supporter or detractor, overlooked even by the media, for any element that was once a part of your political stance is now no longer just a position, but an integral part of the political conversation!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

malholmes

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Glumwheels posted:

Taylor swift is registering 10s of thousands of people in a matter of weeks and all this dingbat has managed is 5-10 people in bumfuck counties over several years

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1709724651033595914

Lmfao

Please do not crush up and snort ED medicine

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

Please do not crush up and snort ED medicine

:lol:
Gaetz's heart is gonna pop like an overripe fruit

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Schmoe Cwead posted:

yeah if theres one thing that will stop the gop its rules

:hmmyes: if they respected rules they would follow the one that says Congress can only authorize land and naval forces

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I liked how we all showed up to post when the alert went off. kinda feel like they should keep the alert but repurpose it for posting only.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

FizFashizzle posted:

Please do not crush up and snort ED medicine

gently caress you dad

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest
lol at needing to rail ed meds at 40 ya limp dicked freak gaetz

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Lpzie posted:

I liked how we all showed up to post when the alert went off. kinda feel like they should keep the alert but repurpose it for posting only.

Trumo should have started using it when he got banned from twitter

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Lpzie posted:

I liked how we all showed up to post when the alert went off. kinda feel like they should keep the alert but repurpose it for posting only.

we need to measure GDP (gross domestic posting) and send the alert whenever it dips

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Joementum posted:

😩😩😩😩 I was the right candidate for speaker and they indicted me

https://twitter.com/haleytalbotcnn/status/1709735117181051017?s=46

oh, well, if the republican rules say that then that settles the issue

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

this is how we win

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

FizFashizzle posted:

Please do not crush up and snort ED medicine

🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

see I thought for a second he was going to crush emergency department medicine, I was like sure thats already falling apart, took me a min

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

This is the ideal nuclear family the radical left liberals are so desperate to destroy!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Glumwheels posted:

Taylor swift is registering 10s of thousands of people in a matter of weeks and all this dingbat has managed is 5-10 people in bumfuck counties over several years

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1709724651033595914

Lmfao

bro you're in your thirties you shouldn't need to do this

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Sir Tonk posted:

bro you're in your thirties you shouldn't need to do this

probably has high blood pressure and weird kinks

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Joementum posted:

😩😩😩😩 I was the right candidate for speaker and they indicted me

https://twitter.com/haleytalbotcnn/status/1709735117181051017?s=46

Doesn't matter.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Vim Fuego posted:

Trumo should have started using it when he got banned from twitter

yup. I would have done that

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

can’t believe it was zach wilson that finally outperformed him.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Scarabrae posted:

probably has high blood pressure and weird kinks

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
can I snort ibuprofens? we need sakkas for this

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

goddammit. i can hear it

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Consummate Professional posted:

can I snort ibuprofens? we need sakkas for this

technically you can snort anything

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 31 minutes!
Bread Liar

FizFashizzle posted:

Please do not crush up and snort ED medicine

shut the fuckg up, if I want to snort lines of blue pills and chase it with a Monster Orange Creamsicle Cake drink then I loving will

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Scarabrae posted:

probably has high blood pressure and weird kinks

Not everyone can get it up on mdma

Sorry about the glow stick dick, gaetz

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
if you need to snort pills in your thirties to keep up with the kids I have a suggestion that will allow you to stop doing at least two of the crimes you’re currently committing

it will, however, hurt your reputation amongst libertarians

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