Costco: please don't fuck the rotisserie chicken

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Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Dick Fontaine posted:

executive members only

Exec members get the Chicken Bake Glizzy up their butt.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:22

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# ? May 29, 2024 07:19

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I wish I had a costco hot dog in my hand rn

# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:24

Big Mac: Jan 3, 2007

you don't have to get tires for the chicken bake service, but it's first come first served if you don't have a tire appointment

# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:40

crankybastard: Jan 4, 2005

How to recieve communion:

code:


Purchase a Costco hotdog and drink (with free refill*) from your local Costco Parish food court for $1.50. Sit at the nearest Costco food court table.
Brush the (assumed) diced onions and relish, solomenly, right onto the table.
Use the straw from your drink (with free refill*) to bore a hole through the center of your Costco hot dog length-wise, and the bun from your Costco hotdog to form several parallel rows, or lines of onion/relish
Crank those relish-y/onion-y rails right through that 1/4 pound of all beef dog.

*free refill not guaranteed in this scenario.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:48

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I have doubts about whether the paper straws are able to drill a hole through the hot dog

# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:50

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

i am going to die

# ? Oct 4, 2023 04:08

Alucard: Mar 11, 2002; Pillbug

But what if I want more than the tip?

# ? Oct 4, 2023 05:32

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Given the size of that bag I could easily smash the entire thing in one go.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 05:33

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

bird with big dick posted:

This is false, the chicken udon noodles and the gyros are pretty decent

Yea gyro kit is worth it.

The pretzel bites I posted earlier did in fact suck as others said.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 10:38

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

KakerMix posted:

i am going to die

Just the tip

# ? Oct 4, 2023 10:39

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

bird with big dick posted:

A whole chicken bake?

A-hole chicken bake.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 12:42

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Bum the Sad posted:

A-hole chicken bake.

Lmao

# ? Oct 4, 2023 13:35

Heffer: May 1, 2003

Having a 10 am dog. Miss you Deli Mustard.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 15:36

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Soul Dentist posted:

All of the packaged meals like that are garbage made up of small portions of the products they sell around the store with the produce they can't sell. Cilantro lime rice, individual guacamole cup, preshredded cheese, etc. Buy the stuff yourself! A "kit" doesn't help make s decent meal!

I will not tolerate this Costco meatloaf libel

# ? Oct 4, 2023 19:30

Gaius Marius: Oct 9, 2012

Soul Dentist posted:

All of the packaged meals like that are garbage made up of small portions of the products they sell around the store with the produce they can't sell. Cilantro lime rice, individual guacamole cup, preshredded cheese, etc. Buy the stuff yourself! A "kit" doesn't help make s decent meal!

This isn't true. Very little of the deli fare comes off the floor. The peppers from the stuffed peppers is the only one off the top of my head

# ? Oct 4, 2023 19:42

The Midniter: Jul 9, 2001

Heffer posted:

Having a 10 am dog. Miss you Deli Mustard.

QFT, RIP.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 16:28

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

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I left my soda at Costco.

Dog was good at least

# ? Oct 5, 2023 17:07

Taima: Dec 31, 2006; tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

Costco Mexico apparently has Kirkland paella in the fuckin' deli section? :dogbutton:

# ? Oct 5, 2023 17:50

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yo, these are loving amazing but my Costco doesn�t seem to carry them anymore

# ? Oct 5, 2023 18:44

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

there is a place...beyond craveability

# ? Oct 5, 2023 19:01

ohnobugs: Feb 22, 2003

Does anyone have opinions on the Shark vacuums available at Costco?

# ? Oct 5, 2023 20:00

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

ohnobugs posted:

Does anyone have opinions on the Shark vacuums available at Costco?

Sharks are good

That�s my opinion on them.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 20:11

Nfcknblvbl: Jul 15, 2002

MarcusSA posted:

Sharks are good

That�s my opinion on them.

Agreed. The roller doesn't snag long hair, it owns.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 20:14

McGurk: Oct 20, 2004; Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

Sharks are good, the Costco ones always come with good accessories and you can easily return if it breaks.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 20:32

Enos Cabell: Nov 3, 2004

Nfcknblvbl posted:

Agreed. The roller doesn't snag long hair, it owns.

As a dude with really long hair and a Shark vacuum, I desperately wish that were true. Still a great vac though, I like it better than the Dyson we had.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 20:32

Slotducks: Oct 16, 2008; Nobody puts Phil in a corner.

ohnobugs posted:

Does anyone have opinions on the Shark vacuums available at Costco?

we have a shark stratos and it's sick

makes vacuuming that little bit less tedious

# ? Oct 5, 2023 20:42

dxt: Mar 27, 2004; METAL DISCHARGE

ohnobugs posted:

Does anyone have opinions on the Shark vacuums available at Costco?

they suck.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 20:57

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Thanks dad.

Also this is a dumb question and I�m like 99% sure it�s yes but I need to ask.

If I bought something online I can return it in store right? A button came off a pair of shorts and they are essentially worthless now. I only wore them once too

# ? Oct 5, 2023 21:02

Hutla: Jun 5, 2004; It's mechanical

I have long hair and a Shark and, as advertised, it gets 0 hair wrap.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 21:04

Nfcknblvbl: Jul 15, 2002

Enos Cabell posted:

As a dude with really long hair and a Shark vacuum, I desperately wish that were true. Still a great vac though, I like it better than the Dyson we had.

My wife and 2 girls have long hair too, no issues here.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 21:08

skipdogg: Nov 29, 2004; Resident SRT-4 Expert

MarcusSA posted:

Thanks dad.

Also this is a dumb question and I�m like 99% sure it�s yes but I need to ask.

If I bought something online I can return it in store right? A button came off a pair of shorts and they are essentially worthless now. I only wore them once too

Yeah. If you go online to your order history there's a button that says view order details, you can print a barcode that makes the return that much easier if you want.

If you still have the button I mean you could just sew it back on. I rather do that than deal with the 20+ minute costco return line.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 21:16

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

The Shark I recently bought at Costco has a pretty easy roller release even to make cleaning it that much easier if needed.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 21:18

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

skipdogg posted:

If you still have the button I mean you could just sew it back on. I rather do that than deal with the 20+ minute costco return line.

Yeah I still have it but it�s not sewed in so I�m not sure if it�s fixable. It was almost like a rivet if that makes sense.

I�ll just return them eventually but thanks I�ll check for the barcode!

# ? Oct 5, 2023 21:20

Enos Cabell: Nov 3, 2004

Hutla posted:

I have long hair and a Shark and, as advertised, it gets 0 hair wrap.

Nfcknblvbl posted:

My wife and 2 girls have long hair too, no issues here.

Well wtf, did you both get the model with the extra roller bar? I literally just yesterday had to cut hair off of my bar again, it's pretty much required every 4th or 5th time I use it now.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 23:12

sock it to me!: Feb 7, 2010

We got a shark cordless vacuum at Costco about 2 years ago and it works very well, but it does get clogged up easily if you try to vacuum big stuff like candy wrappers or whatever. Also the filters get really dirty and need to be rinsed out occasionally, but that's because it works so well.

Battery life kinda sucks though, recharge takes forever.

7/10, mostly because of the battery.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 23:37

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Why are you vacuuming candy wrappers?

# ? Oct 6, 2023 01:41

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

SirPablo posted:

Why are you vacuuming candy wrappers?

you just gonna leave them on the floor?

# ? Oct 6, 2023 01:57

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

So I know that the warranty on laptops even when using the Citibank card has been curtailed a lot recently� but what is it now exactly?

Looking to get a laptop for my daughter and wanted to see if a Costco one would fit the bill. Also if anyone has purchased one recently and have opinions let me know about that if you can/want to

# ? Oct 6, 2023 02:11

Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

namlosh posted:

So I know that the warranty on laptops even when using the Citibank card has been curtailed a lot recently� but what is it now exactly?

Looking to get a laptop for my daughter and wanted to see if a Costco one would fit the bill. Also if anyone has purchased one recently and have opinions let me know about that if you can/want to

Microcenter lets you buy an in-house extended warranty for laptops. Normally I would say you won't get your money's worth, but I was buying laptops for literal mental patients who would smash the laptops in fits of rage half the time, and if I brought them back with cracked screens to Microcenter they'd pull the price in cash outta the register and hand it to me.

If you don't wanna go that route, Costco sells a Chromebook for $200 so you can just... not care if it breaks.

I have no idea what age your daughter is, but if a Chromebook isn't advanced enough then an off-lease ThinkPad from eBay, or a Best Buy open box will have more value than Costco stuff.

The only thing in Costco's lineup I can vouch for is the OLED Asus Vivobook, just because the screen looks stellar. But yeah, I've never interacted with Costco's warranties for laptops.

# ? Oct 6, 2023 04:46

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Wayfaring Stranger: Feb 16, 2011

Noob question here... Costco online has an LG TV with an automatic £69 off at checkout (nice). If I went in store would this deal apply, or is it an online only offer?

I'd prefer to go to church and have it for the weekend rather than wait 5 business days. Problem is, the warehouse is far enough away to discourage a speculative trip, but it's enough of a discount to go wait for.

What do y'all think?

# ? Oct 6, 2023 06:39

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