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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Red Baron posted:

mmm hungwy

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
how do you ruin ice it just becomes water

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

mdemone posted:

here's the reason:

any individual nuclear sub could credibly threaten to destroy several nations and attempt to conquer a larger part of the globe.

who tf cares

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

TheirPillow

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Red Baron posted:

how do you ruin ice it just becomes water

Cover it in gasoline, hydraulic fluid, flaming zamboni parts and bits of zamboni driver

Virgil Thatcher
Mar 3, 2008

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Red Baron posted:

how do you ruin ice it just becomes water

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
that's a hard pillow to swallow

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

sad pillow man is not as funny as obstreperous pillow man

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1710055073470988432

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Boob Cop posted:

who tf cares

a lot of people. you just wouldn't believe how many

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

i used to think piss tape is real. i still do, but i used to too.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Thoatse posted:

i used to think piss tape is real. i still do, but i used to too.

:hai:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Thoatse posted:

i used to think piss tape is real. i still do, but i used to too.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Thoatse posted:

i used to think piss tape is real. i still do, but i used to too.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bethamphetamine posted:

sad pillow man is not as funny as obstreperous pillow man

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1710055073470988432

pride comes before the fall

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

The Racist Attorney General of New York convinced a New York Judge that Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, was worth 18,000,000, when it may be worth 100 times that amount. They juggled my numbers in a fraudulent manner in order to make their Fake Case against me believable. This ridiculous suit should be immediately dropped. Appellate Division should intercede. These people, like Jack Smith, are DERANGED!

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



UFOTacoMan posted:

not even not an ender, it was not even in a part, it was in a 411 vid.

they did a little retrospective with him recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1grq_HFt0Eo

one of the most insane things to this day

i was gonna link the lyon 25 which i would argue is more psychotic but it opens with jaws breaking his ankle and i don't feel like introducing people to big gap skating that way lmao. He popped a wheel off the entire bearing on one of the landings.


someone in the skating thread posted a part from the last ten years where the ender was a dude either ollie or cavemanning off a roof to bank and then onto a busy street which is also bonkers

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bethamphetamine posted:

They juggled my numbers in a fraudulent manner

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The Racist Attorney General of New York convinced a New York Judge that Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, was worth 18,000,000, when it may be worth 100 times that amount. They juggled my numbers in a fraudulent manner in order to make their Fake Case against me believable. This ridiculous suit should be immediately dropped. Appellate Division should intercede. These people, like Jack Smith, are DERANGED!


new material please

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The Racist Attorney General of New York convinced a New York Judge that Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, was worth 18,000,000, when it may be worth 100 times that amount. They juggled my numbers in a fraudulent manner in order to make their Fake Case against me believable. This ridiculous suit should be immediately dropped. Appellate Division should intercede. These people, like Jack Smith, are DERANGED!


oh yeah baby juggle my numbers in a fraudulent manner

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
numbers juggled

jimmies russled

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

euphronius posted:

he should simply run for president and use campaign money to pay his personal debts

easy

:hmmyes:

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
no one is allowed to think trump isn’t SUPER rich, okay? stop thinking it

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

trumps keeps winning./ love this guy

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Lpzie posted:

trumps keeps winning./ love this guy

are you tired of the winning yet? (y/n)

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

Vim Fuego posted:

Cover it in gasoline, hydraulic fluid, flaming zamboni parts and bits of zamboni driver

Also you gotta put all the lines back in which suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
dick butkus died

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
do you know who's winning... it's me!

donsld j trump

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
dick groundkis

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

RIP Dickbutt

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Schmoe Cwead posted:

dick butkus died

he didn't want to watch the bears anymore

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

mdemone posted:

first of all, proofread your first line of the table of contents

second of all, holy motherfucking poo poo this is insane



He's running

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

smoobles posted:

RIP Dickbutt

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The Racist Attorney General of New York convinced a New York Judge that Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, was worth 18,000,000, when it may be worth 100 times that amount. They juggled my numbers in a fraudulent manner in order to make their Fake Case against me believable. This ridiculous suit should be immediately dropped. Appellate Division should intercede. These people, like Jack Smith, are DERANGED!


o7 mr presidential

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Schmoe Cwead posted:

dick butkus died

he's been in commercials on the radio here for some web site company called "American Eagle Dot Com" for months now so it'd be really embarrassing for them if he's actually dead

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
he died how he lived, eating rear end

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

guys. guys. the Trump just did the "alea iacta est" thing

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/1710000440958505289

Lmao, ok this is pretty good


I also can’t wait for Trump to eat poo poo in NYC. He’s going to be apoplectic.

jesus christ twitter is so broken, that when I clicked "house of Maga" it showed me jokes instead of the MTG post.

I didn't get any context and just clicked away.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

SCOTUS could hear this on an expedited basis in what, late 2024?

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005


that mustache got rode.

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