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Brawnfire posted:This is accurate, after a fashion. "Created in the image of" is a shorthand way of describing God projecting Godself into lower dimensions, meaning what we think of as a singular annular "butthole" is actually a projection of a higher-dimensional structure into dimensions we are able to perceive with our senses. Thank you, now I have "hypercube butthole" stuck in my head. The goatse tesseract.
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happyhippy posted:Adam was frolicking around on Eden before Eve appeared. Another possible resolution to this dilemma is that the author of Genesis left out that God created Adam and Steve
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VitalSigns posted:Eve grew from Adam's rib
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disposablewords posted:Thank you, now I have "hypercube butthole" stuck in my head. The goatse tesseract. That’s a good username and/or BBQ wing sauce flavor.
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Oh, with all that I've done wrong I must have done something right To deserve a hug every morning And hypercube butthole at night
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disposablewords posted:Thank you, now I have "hypercube butthole" stuck in my head. The goatse tesseract. The forbidden knowledge of the ancients stored in an artifact of immense power.
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But enough of what's stored in the hyper dimensional butthole
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Biblically accurate goatse
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Animal-Mother posted:Biblically accurate goatse Father, son, and holy goatse
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happyhippy posted:Adam was frolicking around on Eden before Eve appeared. He must have had balls the whole time. Where else would he store his pee?
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You don’t pee in paradise, unless a really good satisfying one would make you feel better, in which case it manifests at the precisely correct time
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So are the cheeseburgers in paradise like manna and produce no waste products? If so, does that also mean they're kosher cheeseburgers?
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Guavanaut posted:So are the cheeseburgers in paradise like manna and produce no waste products?
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It’s canon that everything in Eden was vegetarian, not just Adam and Eve but like the lions and sharks and t-rexes, and everything vegetarian except some edge cases is kosher. In paradise those cases clearly wouldn’t exist. It’s safe to say it’s going to be a kosher veggie burger better than any beef burger you have ever tasted. Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Oct 7, 2023 |
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Guavanaut posted:So are the cheeseburgers in paradise like manna and produce no waste products? Just the pickles are kosher Cold draft beer is mandatory
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namlosh posted:Just the pickles are kosher Good G-d Almighty! Which way do I steer?
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cat botherer posted:At least the kosherness of the salt for my margarita rim is a non-issue, because I lost the shaker. Thus some claim that Eve is the root cause of the Fall, whereas other know damnation is an inherent fault within free will.
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i fucken adore those since im a queer socialist veteran who did my combat tour under Don’t Ask Don’t Tell weirdly it’s only the idea of a veteran who agrees with them that matters, not the reality of veterans 
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"Ah don't know no veteran what fought for no socialism." Now out of my way, pleb; I'm due for my free [greatly reduced in price?] VA health care visit!
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:"Ah don't know no veteran what fought for no socialism." I suspect the ironic grammatical difference between: "Fought for [as in, in the name of or to further] socialism" and "Fought for [as in, signed up to get the state-provided pay, accommodation, food, travel, healthcare, training, education and career progression] socialism" is lost on the owner of that bumper sticker.
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Where the gently caress did that Labour Party go?
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Where the gently caress did that Labour Party go? I didn't know this happened, not being british and all, but just reading the names Abse and Solomons at the head of the movement, betting myself they were fellow ashkenazim, and then of course they were, makes the whole "Corbyn hated jews" thing even more annoying and depressing than it already was.
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I'm guessing it was partly a consequence of the Red Scare, which was a massive gift to capital. They could simply tie any sort of left wing agitation to scary "godless communists" and make leftism unpalatable and frightening to an entire generation of people.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I didn't know this happened, not being british and all, but just reading the names Abse and Solomons at the head of the movement, betting myself they were fellow ashkenazim, and then of course they were, makes the whole "Corbyn hated jews" thing even more annoying and depressing than it already was. It's barely known in Britain, tbf. This sort of thing is not part of the commonly known or taught 'war story' and neither are things like the RAF and RIN mutinies of 1946, the very real threat of strikes/mutiny in the British fleet or the actual mutinies in the NZ and Canadian navies in the same period. Similarly missing are the various strikes that occurred during and immediately after the war, including one for equal pay by women working at Rolls-Royce and one by coal miners to get their pay up to the national average for industrial workers. History as taught in schools really glosses over exactly why the nation overwhelmingly voted for the most radical government in its history at the first opportunity (before VJ Day, even).
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I'm guessing it was partly a consequence of the Red Scare, which was a massive gift to capital. They could simply tie any sort of left wing agitation to scary "godless communists" and make leftism unpalatable and frightening to an entire generation of people. They somehow made it unpalatable and frightening for like four generations of people
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Courageously sitting at my local coney island and talking at max volume about how there's too many black people around now
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CuddleCryptid posted:Courageously sitting at my local coney island and talking at max volume about how there's too many black people around now Sorry sir is my snowflake wife bothering you
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And that restaurant was named Albert Einstein.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I'm guessing it was partly a consequence of the Red Scare, which was a massive gift to capital. They could simply tie any sort of left wing agitation to scary "godless communists" and make leftism unpalatable and frightening to an entire generation of people. That wasn't such a big thing in Britain, we've only been able to do it since our WW2 vets died
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I didn't know this happened, not being british and all, but just reading the names Abse and Solomons at the head of the movement, betting myself they were fellow ashkenazim, and then of course they were, makes the whole "Corbyn hated jews" thing even more annoying and depressing than it already was. BalloonFish posted:It's barely known in Britain, tbf. Leon Rosselson, Alexei Sayle, and Ralph Miliband have all written at length about it though, and anyone who gets the Newspaper That Supported Hitler that amount of furious is worth reading.  
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Guavanaut posted:Yeah, the history of how the British left went from upper class utopian weirdos to bare-knuckle fascist bashing is heavily Ashkenazi influenced, and is unfortunately not known about nearly as much as it should be. It's that lorum ipsum at the bottom of did they just repeat the same thing a hundred times
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I think the former, because it was created as a deliberate mockery of the Mail's antisemitic hit piece against Ralph Miliband. It doesn't really need to say anything other than "nazi financed paper gently caress off" a hundred times though.
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the_steve posted:
It's funny because the US military is the largest, most successful social welfare jobs program in our nation's history.
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Devorum posted:It's funny because the US military is the largest, most successful social welfare jobs program in our nation's history. who fought for socialism i've met a bunch who lived because of it and killed themselves for lack of it. "that's different!!!" shouted at full volume
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InsertPotPun posted:i never met a veteran Do you have guitar tabs for this?
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