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AITA for reminding my sister a voucher for an event I gifted her would soon expire and offer to go in her place if she didn't want to?quote:Hey everyone, "Did you use it yet?" "No" "How about now?" "No" "How about now?" "No" "How about now?"
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 17:57 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 05:38 |
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Here's a gift you prolly don't like. (time passes) Didja do it? Didja do it? Didja do it? Didja do it? Didja do it? Didja do it?
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:00 |
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Hughlander posted:AITAH for making a microscope slide of my husbands sperm I'll take things toxic people say for $1000 quote:I literally do him like every day. Crazy is good in bed.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:00 |
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haveblue posted:In video games sometimes the novice can win when you wouldn't expect because they don't know how strategies and meta are supposed to work and zig when the expert predicts that a fellow expert would zag. But that only works for a moment, and doesn't translate to real sports where you have to do coordinated whole-body movements this works in card games, too. Poker, especially. And boy do people get furious.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:05 |
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Modal Auxiliary posted:I honestly have trouble believing this one. Anyone with a phobic reaction that strong would have a trigger list a mile long and I'd expect photography studios to be near the top. Wonder if they were angling for a discount for their "distress" or some bullshit like that. I've seen/heard of people trying that & it's obnoxious as all hell.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:14 |
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A discount would be a slap in the face at this point! Free photos or nothing.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:18 |
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No no no the photographer should have their child for them because the woman was so phobic. She really owes them due to her poor customer service. AITA for backing out of a wedding because they want to screen me? quote:I (27f) have been invited by my friend Tom (32M), as a plus one to his older brother's wedding (36M). one redditor: quote:Nta. When you invite someone and give them a plus one trying to control or evaluate who they bring is lovely behavior. I say that as a guy who had two sex workers at his wedding brought by friends. Side note, they were awesome women and livened it up.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:24 |
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Tarkus posted:Here's a gift you prolly don't like. (time passes) Didja do it? Didja do it? Didja do it? Didja do it? Didja do it? Didja do it? They're both idiots, him for harping on about a present he gave someone and her for both not telling him it's not a present she'd want to have but also just using it out of spite anyway instead of giving it to someone who'd appreciate it more. Also this is why you don't give people gifts with expiration dates if possible.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:24 |
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Engage your latent Catholicism and pull out Wait, that's Rhythm. Nevermind pretend this joke made sense
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:26 |
Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for reminding my sister a voucher for an event I gifted her would soon expire and offer to go in her place if she didn't want to? quote:I decided to give her a voucher for a private alpaca hike as a present. We all like animals but I also thought it would be a good opportunity for some family time, maybe including our parents and her kids.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:33 |
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ApplesandOranges posted:They're both idiots, him for harping on about a present he gave someone and her for both not telling him it's not a present she'd want to have but also just using it out of spite anyway instead of giving it to someone who'd appreciate it more. Honestly, I thought she might've given it away to someone more interested and felt bad about telling him, only to be pestered more and more about it. The "I'll use it without you and we will never talk about it" kind of felt like a coverup. But who knows, that's just guesswork.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:39 |
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I (40M) Fathered a child during an affair 12 years ago. The Mom (35F) went to hospice within the last few weeksquote:My Wife (38F, call her Carol) and I were not married yet. We were together, and I bought a house about 13 years ago. She was basically living there. We have been married 10 years. We have two boys (10, 7). Things have been fine. Just family life. I have not cheated on my wife while we were married.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:41 |
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Give me my son's inheritance
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:43 |
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quote:I have not cheated on my wife while we were married. I cheated on my spouse, but only before we were married, so it doesn't count.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:51 |
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Harold Fjord posted:Give me my son's inheritance God I hope Shelley has the sense to set up some kind of trust for her son, and not one this dipshit has control over.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:56 |
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Clocks posted:So like... a group hike of some kind? If she hasn't used it then she doesn't sound interested, if he wanted to take the family on a hike he should've just done so rather than gifting his sister something she wasn't interested in. it sounds like he paid for her spot in a group hike, hoping the rest of the group that could book along with her would be the family he gifted her a chore of having to help plan a family trip.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 18:57 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I (40M) Fathered a child during an affair 12 years ago. The Mom (35F) went to hospice within the last few weeks I like how the choice is between "blow up my life for no reason" or "loot my baby mama's corpse to swindle my son's inheritance." Why should I respect my friend and lover's dying wishes, which my wife has not actually objected to, let alone my own son's legal property?
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 19:00 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:he gifted her a chore of having to help plan a family trip. My stepdad keeps doing this and it's so loving annoying. My grown siblings all live in various cities and have various work schedules and kids and whatnot and he keeps "gifting" us an "experience" at a local (to him) escape room. Naturally he doesn't bother to do any of the actually annoying parts like figuring out a weekend when we'll all be in town or arranging babysitting. He'll just pay if we figure out how to all be there when he's available. I would've thought it was just a cheapass boomer way of getting out of having to get us a gift, but then he whines that we never actually want to do it. None of us even like escape rooms! vonnegutt fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Oct 6, 2023 |
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AITA for telling my grandma to stay in her lane and stop being entitled?quote:I (F22) have a sister (F26) who is 36 weeks pregnant. Our grandma (79) is very excited as this is her first great-grandchild. She does however have a history of going too far with certain things. She does not believe in boundaries, such as how my sister has expressed she does not like having her back randomly rubbed. Our grandma insists that she automatically gets to do all she wants as she is the grandmother. She has also bombarded my sister with several questions about the pregnancy, even things my sister did not feel comfortable talking about but insists it's her "right" to know. We've talked to our mom but she just says it's because she's old.
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Cowslips Warren posted:I (40M) Fathered a child during an affair 12 years ago. The Mom (35F) went to hospice within the last few weeks Yo this dude loving suuucks
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 19:18 |
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Crocobile posted:Get wrecked grandma On the one hand, it looks like the problem solved itself. On the other hand, make sure to warn hospital security beforehand
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 19:21 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I (40M) Fathered a child during an affair 12 years ago. The Mom (35F) went to hospice within the last few weeks So the options are "Get a divorce to take care of the child" and "Raise the child with your family while also stealing all of his money"? What's the reason "Raise the child with your family and don't rob him blind" is out of the running?
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 19:36 |
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It would look suspicious to his wife if he didn't rob this kid blind. Like "hmm, normally my husband would rob a kid blind but instead he's treating this one like family..."
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 19:39 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for backing out of a wedding because they want to screen me? quote:I (27f) have been invited by my friend Tom (32M) quote:Tom and I met at a party and have been friends for 10 years. He asked me out when we first met
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 19:50 |
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Wicked Them Beats posted:I cheated on my spouse, but only before we were married, so it doesn't count. I mean there's a super long post with a few updates about a wife who believed exactly that. Once you got married it reset the clock on the relationship and cheating before marriage but after living together no longer counted.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 20:05 |
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Yeah the additional info in the comments is exactly what you’d expect/op posted:It was a university party, to be fair. Back then, older guys (much older than 22) were regularly at parties we were at, which is super creepy to think about now. op posted:Fwiw, the reason why I was asking was because I said it was making me uncomfortable and he got really defensive about it. He was telling me it was normal and I should stop "being weird" about it. This pissed me off and I decided to take a step back and have a think, so I wanted to make sure I wasn't the one taking it the wrong way. Fortunately people are setting her straight. Sucks, I’ve definitely had friends I eventually realized weren’t my friends and were just holding out for something I’d never consent to. :
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 20:05 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I (40M) Fathered a child during an affair 12 years ago. The Mom (35F) went to hospice within the last few weeks That's one hell of a load bearing "most". Edit: That's Atlas levels of load bearing. limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Oct 6, 2023 |
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Tips for getting a childlike, kind Asian girlfriend?quote:I'd like to find a cute gf like that when I can get back to my campus. As a high t white male it has always been my dream to date a 20 something Asian girl who's built like a young girl. Think someone like Shuna Kagami.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 20:45 |
My advice? Go to a police station and ask all these questions there.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 20:52 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:So the options are "Get a divorce to take care of the child" and "Raise the child with your family while also stealing all of his money"? What's the reason "Raise the child with your family and don't rob him blind" is out of the running? If you don't monetize your illegitimate children, why even have an affair?
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Cythereal posted:Tips for getting a childlike, kind Asian girlfriend? Is High T(testosterone) a code word for balding?
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Ensign Expendable posted:If you don't monetize your illegitimate children, why even have an affair? I feel there's a new portmanteau there, side-hustle-piece something something...
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Cowslips Warren posted:I (40M) Fathered a child during an affair 12 years ago. The Mom (35F) went to hospice within the last few weeks So Bio-mom didn't want to confirm that OP is the dad, and she presumably doesn't want the kid to know that OP is Bio-dad. But OP was able to get a paternity test anyway? Don't those involve a cotton swab in the mouth at a minimum? There's no way he has access to a TV CSI lab where he could have got a DNA sample from a soda can or something. So presumably the kid (who I guess is around 10) knows that a paternity test was done on him, and as he seems to have maybe 2 father figures in his life, he probably figured out that his dad is not bio-dad. So now OP is "backed into a corner" because he has to decide between going further against the mom's wishes and presenting himself front and center as Dad and cheater (and maybe weaseling his way to a quarter million). Or keeping his marriage intact, and helping to raise the kid as a family friend/uncle? Because...What, now that his affair has a face and a name, he has to acknowledge it, otherwise his guilt would be too much to bear? He's going to choose the dumbest option, right? Donkringel posted:Is High T(testosterone) a code word for balding? I think he's trying to downplay that he's horny on main, because mentioning "childlike" and "horny" in the same sentence might give the wrong impression. You see, he wants to gently caress a child, and he doesn't want to be misconstrued.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 21:40 |
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toplitzin posted:UPDATE: AITA for telling another gym member to wear a bra? Sumo is not cheating. Some of us are built in such a way that non sumo dings up our shins
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 22:09 |
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What if the asian woman is actually anime so she looks 12 but she's 300 years old? Can't be a pedo then!
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 22:36 |
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"Sumo is cheating" is the dumbest thing on earth. It's literally legal under the rules of every powerlifting federation on earth. If it allowed all competitors to lift more weight, then every competitor would do it. The fact that some competitors still lift conventional is proof that sumo doesn't universally allow heavier pulling. Also most people who lift don't even compete. So cheating is an irrelevant concept. The reason this became a thing is that a higher proportion of women who compete pull sumo compared to men. So when an instagram lifter lady moves 350+, weak, worthless men have a way to attempt to minimize the accomplishment.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 22:42 |
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I am looking for a waifu it cannot be pinku (pink) but it has to be really kawaii
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Hellblazer187 posted:"Sumo is cheating" is the dumbest thing on earth. It's literally legal under the rules of every powerlifting federation on earth. If it allowed all competitors to lift more weight, then every competitor would do it. The fact that some competitors still lift conventional is proof that sumo doesn't universally allow heavier pulling. Surprised the guy doesn’t think wearing a bra is cheating. Is sumo easier if you have a lower center of gravity? I’m stronger at sumo but I also have unusually long arms & pretty good hip mobility.
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# ? Oct 6, 2023 22:49 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:"Sumo is cheating" is the dumbest thing on earth. It's literally legal under the rules of every powerlifting federation on earth. If it allowed all competitors to lift more weight, then every competitor would do it. The fact that some competitors still lift conventional is proof that sumo doesn't universally allow heavier pulling.
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MANZEER
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